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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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A lousy, aging dad takes young folks on a cruise; they meet his son and an Indian. Some people die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phantastic Geek ️ ️ ️ (@PhantasticGeek) September 7, 2014

Sean Bean dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/OACNzhR3Bc

— fernanda castano (@ferwen) September 7, 2014

Harrison Ford’s character does not like snakes, finds himself in increasingly more snake-filled places #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ted Parodyth (@Tedgar3) September 7, 2014

Dude loses his hammer because he’s a dick, so he gets it back by not being a dick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jack (@itsjackrobert) September 6, 2014

@efoxband: MTV News! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/Z2j8xgExJH

AWESOME! Great Job!

— Tom-Tom (@qweetus) September 6, 2014

salesmen talk like I want to talk to my #IRB. one guy has a watch worth more than my car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Worse Reviewer (@Worse_Reviewer) September 6, 2014

Boy plays with his magic wand #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amarielle (@AmarielleEU) September 6, 2014

General Sternwood hires Philip Marlowe. Everything that follows makes sense. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mean Streets Podcasts (@MeanStsOTRPod) September 6, 2014

Every comment section ever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/lj75pZRBZn

— The Horror Guru (@TheHorrorGuru) September 6, 2014

Boy likes to bake. Boy also likes to play baseball. Boy does both #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @jessevitelli @GSchwartz121 @bhoffman19

— Dan (@DanC121) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leonardo DiCaprio is in a lot of people’s dreams

— Holly (@tumblehomeward) September 6, 2014

Local sheriffs discover what post-traumatic stress disorder is when arresting a Vietnam veteran #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daryl Wright (@daryl_wright) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bisexual Navy fighter pilots forced to repress urges after hotly contested beach-volleyball game.

— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) September 6, 2014

slacker man-child gets a new girlfriend and finally has to grow up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #butthiscouldbeanymovie pic.twitter.com/z2L2520nFp

— Magical Girl Superman (@ohmygil) September 6, 2014

Low IQ guy capes for a whore his whole life. Is rewarded in the end with her dying, and a son who probably has AIDS. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thor: NIGnarok (@hosienation) September 6, 2014

Man fucks Siri #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pjörk (@NicoleConlan) September 6, 2014

Cary Grant becomes the fifth face on Mount Rushmore. #ExplainaFilmPlotBadly

— @SoxOnTheBrain (Same on all platforms) ️ ️ (@SoxOnTheBrain) September 6, 2014

Ali MacGraw dies without ever saying sorry for being a bit of a bitch. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeffrey Luscombe (@JeffreyLuscombe) September 6, 2014

Man has a normal life in London outside of full moon evenings in which he turns into a werewolf and kills people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy Taggart (@Taggart7) September 6, 2014

Old lady explains that a shiftless pretty boy pissed off her fiancé and drew her naked on a big boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Aryanpur (@aaroncomedian) September 6, 2014

Scotsman with French accent accepts decapitation mentoring from Spaniard with Scottish accent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Werthead (@Werthead) September 6, 2014

The dude from Moonlighting doesn’t know he’s dead while Hailey Joel Osment doesn’t know his career is dead after this #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin S Dixon is commission-able. (@BunnySuicida) September 6, 2014

Lions reenact Hamlet #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ImagiNathan (@daveynat) September 6, 2014

Guys starts hitting himself outside a bar, people think this is a good idea and start a club they don’t talk about #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hannah is at techgirlwonder@kolektiva.social (@techgirlwonder) September 6, 2014

Man proves he can count to seven. Violently. Postman ruins Brad Pitt’s day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eastbourne’s premier jazz kazooist (@eddsnotdead) September 6, 2014

A farm boy joins a terrorist cell and destroys a military installation killing tens of thousands of people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel Fox (@danudey) September 6, 2014

White man can jump #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/fhYyJIwLkK

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) September 6, 2014

700 Titanic passengers arrive in New York after uneventful sea voyage. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Parabolic Arc (@spacecom) September 6, 2014

Diligent manbot distracted from important work by flighty fembot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/sQ3s38SCfp

— Time-Warp Cinema (@Timewarp_Cinema) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Of course he’s Keszer Soze, you idiot cops.

— Zandar vs. The House GOP Circus Of The Damned (@ZandarVTS) September 6, 2014

That One Where The Los Angles Lakers Hall of Fame Center Kareem Abdul Jabbar Karate Fights Bruce Lee #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Ah-nuld has brain procedure, stops believing Sharon Stone attracted to goofy meathead like him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/crrczqf9sm

— Netflix Life (@NetflixLifee) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it is impossible to articulate what happens on their regular boys night owing to rules 1. & 2. of membership

— Daniel1979 (MiyagiFang-Do) (@danny1979) September 6, 2014

RT @LOTRReactss: Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery. #explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/JiEswYjtq3

— Christoph C. Cemper AIPRM (@cemper) September 6, 2014

Attractive woman in her under-clothing saves ginger cat. Sleeps for a while afterwards. #explainafilmplotbadly

— kissmychakram (@kissmychakram) September 6, 2014

An obese man and a gang of losers covet a worthless tchotchke. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Evie Manieri (@EvieManieri) September 6, 2014

A space crew from the future returns to San Francisco to wipe out what’s left of the whale population. #explainamovieplotbadly

— Parabolic Arc (@spacecom) September 6, 2014

Remember two movies ago when we blew up the death star? Let’s just do that again, this time with teddy bears. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will Dickeson (@WillDickeson) September 6, 2014

A cop who can’t swim taunts a giant shark with a chum bucket. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Ludy (@michaelludy) September 6, 2014

Chris Pratt dances to 70s music, Amy Pond has a robotic arm, Bradley Cooper is a raccoon, Vin Diesel is a tree #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️ abbie ️ (@n1ghtlock) September 6, 2014

Teenager disappears when old man asks him to get into his “time machine” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FerrisBueller27 (@angelfanmp) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Stuff happens, you just wasted two hours of your life, haha someone in Hollywood has your money

— Vibe Lord of USA – ? (@b_cubbage) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise flies a fighter jet. Sings a crummy karaoke and eventually gets laid for it.

— International Man of Misery (@Machovell1an) September 6, 2014

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew James (@badbrainAJ) September 6, 2014

Some Chinese bloke making funny noises gets pissed off in the Hall of Mirrors and kills the owner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Menace Hopper (@Neurotunnel) September 6, 2014

3 disgraced academics make ends meet by trapping spirits of deceased in cramped storage units that violate EPA regs. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Robert “Bobby Yaga” McNees (@mcnees) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Pretty girls don’t fall in love with hunchbacks.

— Sean T at RCP (@SeanTrende) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man does several workout montages set to music then becomes a boxing champion.

— Allison Hawn, PhD (She/Her/They/Them) (@AllisonHawn) September 6, 2014

A child molesterer brings children in to his factory, kills them off one by one and flys away in a crazy elevator… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Else (@ThatNickElse) September 6, 2014

There are two cops. One cop lives in a trailer and the other is too old for this shit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gene, not Glen (@GeneAdrift) September 6, 2014

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