#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Guy with a shield is really bad at moving on, but his best friend has forgotten all about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicky (@shanaqui) September 6, 2014

Shark wanders into wrong neighbourhood and is brutally murdered by Police Chief just for being a shark. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kippy Woo (@TygerWhoCame2T) September 6, 2014

high school boy is embarrassed about singing so he sings about it in front of all his friends #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— megan (@RONSWANS0N) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy meets girl, girl falls in love with boy, boat sinks, boy dies ‘cos selfish cow won’t make space on floating door

— Dunstan (@dbhoops) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly No sabían como arreglar las pelis de x-men así que mandan a lobezno al los 70, y aquí no ha pasado nada.

— Lu The Gailman (@YoukaiFire) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boat sails to America, doesn’t make it!

— Chris Jones (@Jones_uk) September 6, 2014

British spy sleeps with more people than people he’s sent to kill. Drinks a girls drink, nobody questions him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hampshire magician (@Sean_Boon) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks delivers only a very small number of the parcels he’s asked to courier. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mostly (@mostly_grumpy) September 6, 2014

Farm boy buys stolen machinery, kisses sister, kills government employees, tries to kill his father #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Craken MacCraic (@Craken_MacCraic) September 6, 2014

Hugh Grant meets big hat lady at wedding. His friends are all more interesting than him. Nice poem. Rain kiss. FIN. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Juliette Burton is on tour (UK) now (@JulietteBurton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this guy wants to date this chick but he has to fight all the guys she slept with

— 「dimitri」 (@dimixitas) September 6, 2014

Guy with anger issues who destroys things when angry. He also becomes a little jaundiced. Never sees a doctor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Faraz Ali (@raztweets) September 6, 2014

Two cops make 4 movies, ones an alcoholic who lives in a caravan, the other sits on toilet bombs, loads of saxophones #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DadsofDestiny (@dadsofdestiny) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mexican joins Real Madrid but isn’t Javier Hernandez

— I’m 31 years old (@MickMcCarthy92) September 6, 2014

Against massive conservative forces, a obvious gay couple travel to the heart of a volcano to destroy a wedding ring. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Col Smith (@Dangerman_2) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two guys, a girl, a tree and a raccoon break out of prison after stealing an orb and go find a judge and kill him

— ryan // BLACK LIVES MATTER (@sixlxnds) September 6, 2014

Hockey Mask enthusiast teaches abstinence lessons at knifepoint. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Kidman (@alexkidman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly out of touch leader loses the plot and is cornered in a bunker by former supporters https://t.co/fdtFKJ67bs #WadGate

— Arfur Towcrate (@ArfurZTowcrate) September 6, 2014

A guy gets a booboo on gis forehead and spends 7 years trying to kill the person that caused his booboo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— what is this, democracy? no, this is hell (@badbichsadbich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jimmy Stewart hates stairs so much that some woman kills herself. Luckily he has a spare

— Dave Bond (@thepastykid1976) September 6, 2014

Mutants choose leather over spandex, fight old man who is a magnet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David “Darkness” Weiner (@TikiAmbassador) September 6, 2014

Woody Allen plays himself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danvers Flett (@danversj) September 6, 2014

French woman has eyes and a face despite what the title suggests #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hel (@ms_mjolnir) September 6, 2014

Small cat-bears somehow defeat huge imperial army and free all of civilisation. Farm boy kills his father. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Richard Rowntree (@r_rowntree) September 6, 2014

Space God lands on earth falls in love with a scientist and fights a giant microwave #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marwan Imam (@TheOnlyWarman) September 6, 2014

Film starts. Film ends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jamie jackson (@JamieJackson___) September 6, 2014

Spinal Tap sings folk music. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

Chris Hemwsworth wields a massive tool and his brother gets well jell #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Playford (@Dadam_Playford) September 6, 2014

One pill to rule them all #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shawn Alexander Allen (@ShawnDoubleA) September 6, 2014

A man who cannot be murdered goes back in time to stop himself from murdering himself after his wife is murdered #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James O’Connor (@Jickle) September 6, 2014

That’s no moon, that’s a fully armed and operational battle station with a badly designed ventilation system. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Waugh (@jdub) September 6, 2014

The Shins changes Zach Braff’s life 4ever #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lyzette G ️‍️ (@filmslikedreamz) September 6, 2014

Elijah Wood and others destroy a piece of magic jewellery. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) September 6, 2014

Nothing interesting happens because they spent all the money on special effects. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen Curry (@Stephen_Curry) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A new ship is built, that isn’t as well built as it should have been. People die in icy waters.

— Pete’s Tweets (@AussiePeteC) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly and the Marine….was a young Albert Einstein

— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014

Intelligent apes conquer humans by burying the Statue of Liberty on a beach like maniacs. #Explainafilmplotbadly

— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) September 6, 2014

He remembers Sarah Marshall for a bit, then later he doesn’t. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ass Bastard (@IainND) September 6, 2014

Creepy guy who owns a chocolate factory run by midgets holds a contest then kills a kid. KILLS A KID! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derrick Penner (@derrickpenner) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Willis is a cop who doesn’t play by the rules. #ExplainManyFilmPlotsBadly

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An overlong episode of Supernanny with singing and penguins.

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some comedy where everyone looks suspiciously like Eddie Murphy.

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 6, 2014

A gaunt, bearded FedEx employee as usual doesn’t deliver packages on time, but this time he has a pretty good excuse. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shawn Carlow (@shawncarlow) September 6, 2014

Four Japanese die, three live. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Bray (@timbray) September 6, 2014

DEAD. I can’t “@marissatorress: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a whore of a girl can’t choose between a vampire and werewolf throughout 3-4 movies.”

— Nekesa (@JewelsWenyaa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A criminal gang’s preference for male bonding over crime planning leads to most of their deaths

— BasicChunnel on the other, better app (@Basic_Chunnel) September 6, 2014

A thin girl in a little black dress dunks a danish window shopping at a jewelry store &finds a wet cat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BarbaraMcMahon(()) (@southsalem) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ExtraBadly Clint Eastwood sings and then marries Lee Marvin.

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Couple of guys taking sleep inducing drugs so they can dream about dreaming.

— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some rude kid lies to his parents, skips school, and wrecks a Ferrari.

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 6, 2014