#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A grumpy midget helps a pretty girl tell David Bowie he’s powerless.

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly these kids read a bunch of poetry in some cave at night and then stand on desks when a teacher gets fired

— Colin ‘ADG’ Curtis (@ColinACurtis) September 6, 2014

guy goes to a school for elite fighter pilots to play volleyball with naked guys & then his goose dies & he is sad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eddie Steak (@EddieSteak) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy imagines he looks like Brad Pitt and fights people who disagree.

— forest hag adventurejenn.bsky.social (@jiggatravels) September 6, 2014

A baby elephant is physically & emotionally abused but continues to work for the people bc they make him a star. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christina Seuser (@Keroppi20) September 6, 2014

Cop is bumblng around the whole time not realizing OJ is the real killer#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014

Desire for telepathic contact with plants sparks centuries-long killing spree involving no or two Scotsmen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kenneth Hite (@kennethhite) September 6, 2014

Tyler Perry Movies:

Angry Black Woman. Jesus. Family Gathering. That one abusive husband/father/boyfriend. Madea.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— issa bae. (@MalikaAisha) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly NASA sends a rocket to space that no one cares about it breaks and people start to care

— Tahreem I. (@tahreem116) September 6, 2014

Death of William Randolph Hearst sets off orgy of slanderous memoir and toy tie-ins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kenneth Hite (@kennethhite) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Talented basketball player teams up with a fucking rabbit to dunk.

— questionable weed pen (@dewontheleaves) September 6, 2014

statutory rape is okay when dancing is involved #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spider-Lou ️️ (@spiderlou2099) September 6, 2014

Computer hacker takes dodgy pill swapping a life of anonymous comfort for deification & war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/vhD9WbovCg

— Gary Younge (@garyyounge) November 19, 2014

An absentee father learns responsibility. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/uYV0tgnzm4

— Melanie (@plummerwoo) September 18, 2014

Young white woman saves black domestics from discrimination, ends racism. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/QIY11MsTe3

— Ree Demon (@ReeAmilcarScott) September 16, 2014

Horny sailor cheats on his fiancé by seducing a nun, then commits treason. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5daRwMc8vT

— jackanape (@jackanape) September 15, 2014

They never find the droids they were looking for. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ephemera Guy (@johnnyeponymous) September 12, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So there’s a man… and he’s super.

— AJK (@AJK_19_87) September 10, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A boat hits some ice and nearly everyone dies

— AJK (@AJK_19_87) September 10, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly After a dozen years of working for free, Brad Pitt writes a letter, man goes back home to wife and kids, movie ends.

— Eric Jerome Dickey (@EricJDickey) September 10, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a man hold a competition to gain entry to his chocolate factory. The winners are then killed one by one using candy.

— Simon Caine (@thismademecool) September 10, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A child psychologist is even more effective posthumously.

— Krud (@Krud) September 9, 2014

George Carlin gives Neo a time-travel machine so he can pass a class. Does not use the extra time to study. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Bezos credit card number with CV2 (@isomorphisms) September 9, 2014

Oil obsessed, loving father, tries to be a good dad, but he really just loves milkshakes, bowling and violence #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Rock (@TheAlexRock) September 9, 2014

@withtimferguson Weirdo imprisons tiny orange workers in factory. Runs lottery for kids enticing them with chocolate #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darren Demarti (@dazza_d9) September 9, 2014

Girl gets asked to the prom by a guy w/ a perm. She gets her dress messed up and gets really pissed. Everyone dies.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ChairKanda Forever (@ladyvenoms) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly lost vegetarian lion saves pride land from uncle induced drought

— Kirsteen MacKenzie (@Kirsteen0) September 8, 2014

People go down with the ship when a luxury liner hits an iceberg rather than listen to Celine Dion sing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@kzone8) September 8, 2014

Kidnapper falls for hostage’s girl. Turns out, she’s a dude. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Ambers (@MichaelAmbers) September 8, 2014

Michael Douglas doesn’t like traffic jams so he walks home#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5gTjv4Iew2

— Rob Sinclair (@RSinclairAuthor) September 8, 2014

@efoxband @KaceyecaK
Is #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly still running? Should we focus on something else? #AnimalPlantMash seems sort of done.

— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Leonardo dicaprio and his friends enter people in their dreams.

— DWΞΞB (@Tankgunner007) September 8, 2014

Aspiring US Senate candidate duals with college dean as he courts voters thru 7 year focus on education #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #animalhouse

— Anthony J. Tata (@ajtata) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Snakes on a plane. uh..

— Cierra Mist (@spirited_away96) September 8, 2014

Teenagers are animals and pink is worn on Wednesdays. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Celina Maria (@PerfectFix) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly incestuous vampires and one falls for a chick who can’t act.

— Bimmerella (@bimmerella) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Billionaire misses sledge.

— Paul Telfer (@PaulTelfer) September 8, 2014

A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream of winning an Oscar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Praveen (@Pravmaga) September 8, 2014

Uncle Rico sucks, Tina is a fat lard, Kip talks to babes online all day, Pedro is Mexican #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keaton Baker (@keatonbaker47) September 8, 2014

Lion King gets killed by brother. Baby lion kills Lion King’s brother, then becomes Lion King. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh b (@joshRbravo) September 8, 2014

A mousy girl gets a free makeover from the creative director of a fashion magazine and still whines about everything. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Bianchi (@youvegotkev) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, this dude, meets a little green guy, his lost sister & has daddy issues.

— Bimmerella (@bimmerella) September 8, 2014

Nazis are no match for a pack of singing schoolkids and the plucky governess who seduces their engaged dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed Masley (@EdMasley) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/sLdvVXwVpO

— Aaron Royce (@aaronjdroyce) September 8, 2014

Lord of the Rings: A bunch of guys more obsessed with a ring than women. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ZMS (@ZMSFTW) September 8, 2014

Poor chick does housework in mouse-infested home. Drugs make her think they’re singing. Loses shoe during bad trip. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steph Calvert Art (@stephcalvertart) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider. No you don’t want nada. None of this, gun in this, brotha runnin th

— MercuryCDX (@MercuryCDX) September 8, 2014

30 year olds finally leave high school after corrupting an innocent pupil and making a flying car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) September 8, 2014

Two women fight to the death over a pair of heels #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/B2HJ7rq7fF

— Tobias (@Guy_Fan1D) September 8, 2014