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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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Girl helps with an abortion & falls in love. Her dad disapproves till she demonstrates her sexual maturity via dance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Briony Kidd (@BrionyKidd) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Boxer kills boxer’s mate who is a boxer. Boxer seeks revenge on boxer who killed boxer’s boxer mate. Cold War ends.

— Ed (@eddo75) September 6, 2014

He’s dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chad Etzel (@jazzychad) September 6, 2014

Guy goes to Tibet for like seven fucking years #explainafilmplotbadly

— Lew (@LewSOS) September 6, 2014

Man in a hat watches the Nazis find a box and kill themselves with it. There’s an inexplicable bit with a submarine. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared ️ Earle (@jearle) September 6, 2014

Harrison Ford shoots two women, sexually harasses another, dreams about unicorns, and talks to a naked crying guy. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mata Haggis-Burridge (@MataHaggis) September 6, 2014

Everyone pretends they can see Sharon Stone’s vagina #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @CorkyKneivel.bsky.social (@CorkyKneivel) September 6, 2014

Girl causes climate change, sings uplifting song about how she doesn’t care. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Taylor ️ (@FutureBoy) September 6, 2014

Stand-up comic dates a girl. Eventually they split up. He continues to live in New York. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Avellino (@PeterAPeel) September 6, 2014

David Bowie kidnaps a child, then spends the rest of the film thrusting his crotch at the camera #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah (@academiablues) September 6, 2014

Everybody dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— OverExhaustedAmbition (@redambition) September 6, 2014

Documentary about how poor-man’s wrapping paper is made. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kurt (@damenleeturks) September 6, 2014

This British chick with a flying umbrella gives kids hallucinations of dancing penguins and sidewalk chalk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sour pixie stix (@sourpixiestix) September 6, 2014

A design fault in an artificial planet misleadingly called a star means that it’s easily destroyed by rebel fighters #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philip Ardagh (@PhilipArdagh) September 6, 2014

RT @MartCoopsCooper: Boat shouldnt sink but then does #explainafilmplotbadlypic.twitter.com/4aflmFklfM

— a killer just like henry was. (@bambieyedd) September 6, 2014

Flying orphan causes havoc #explainafilmplotbadly

— Lord Blood (@drng) September 6, 2014

Sea monster saves Tokyo by stomping it flat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @kaijuking

— eDRoaCH (@eDRoaCH) September 6, 2014

Bookworm ends up trapped in castle with a wild animal and some possessed kitchen accoutrements. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— britality (@br_tal_ty) September 6, 2014

Nobody can find Spock #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) September 6, 2014

Scrooge eats cheese before bed, has life-changing nightmares and thinks he can fly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philip Ardagh (@PhilipArdagh) September 6, 2014

Puppets have sex, fight terrorism. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheryl L (@cal331) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves turns out to have been bald and living in a battery all along. But he can bend spoons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Taylor ️ (@FutureBoy) September 6, 2014

A man re-lives the same day over and over. Like Seinfeld, but with more furry creatures and less obvious racists. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SΞ4N VΞNKM4N (@MrFoPow) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Wheat: stroked; Jesse James: assassinated; Casey Affleck: cast.

— Chris Collision (@cfCollision) September 6, 2014

Captain America moves from the back of the train to the front. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) September 6, 2014

Says he’ll be back , actually comes back , lots of explosions . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

This dude literally fights himself IRL. Then he blows up some buildings and shoots himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Daedalus, MD FTP ACAB (@daedalusleto) September 6, 2014

Tragic story of two twins who lose a rowing championship set against the back drop of a modern technical revolution. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 5 Nights at Fred Topel’s #MaskUp #Fight4Freelancer (@FredTopel) September 6, 2014

Julianne Moore sucks Marky Mark’s giant cock. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Branden (@TweetsByBranden) September 6, 2014

Two young men deal with unorthodox new responsibilities after a de facto promotion from their boss, Bernie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Logan Bonner (@loganbonner) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy with learning difficulties runs and talks about chocolate.

— Nigel A.Hammond (@ArthurFooksake) September 6, 2014

lmaoooooooooooooooo RT @mrbeaks: Here’s David O. Russell’s new screenplay. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Terence (@terencebjohnson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Farmer sabotages his livelihood in order to teach James Earl Jones a lesson.

— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 6, 2014

People starts killing themselves for no reason. Mark Walhburg’s acting makes you want to do the same #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Edweirdian Age (@AstroStomp) September 6, 2014

I feel somewhat relieved at not being able to think of a funny #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly because apparently no-one else can either

(sorry)

— Dave Crewe (@dacrewe) September 6, 2014

Two brothers get into an argument over inheritance rights; they kill their therapist instead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/MhaSiEo1hs

— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) September 6, 2014

Little people with big feet walk around for 9 hours trying to get rid of an evil ring. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 6, 2014

Eccentric pygmy-slave owner maims several children, then gives warehouse full of machinery to an impoverished family. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— T’Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) September 6, 2014

Girl runs away, cleans house for short men in a forest, dies from fruit, stops being dead, then rides a fancy horse. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Coszalter (@MikeCoszalter) September 6, 2014

Glenn Close was once hot enough to sacrifice a pet rabbit over. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jake Query (@jakequery) September 6, 2014

Gritty, realistic drama about a millionaire who dresses up like a bat and beats up a guy dressed like a clown #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Evgeny Prigozhin’s Mile High Club (@Fenway_Nation) September 6, 2014

Battle Royal but they are really hungry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/N1CPPUrBrA

— Shane Luis (@RerezTV) September 6, 2014

The Oakland A’s suck at baseball until one of them learns math. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sam Riegel (@samriegel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly playing solitaire and your mom wants to bang you. Plus commies and Frank Sinatra.

— robcat85 (@bobkatt013) September 6, 2014

Grimacing gun nut visits the Statue of Liberty and curses monkeys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Breen (@BodyofBreen) September 6, 2014

Skitzo teenager saves world with time traveling powers because he loves his gf #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014

A big fish just wants to make friends. It finds three guys it really likes. There’s a boat malfunction. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Earl Fando V.B.E. (@earlfando) September 6, 2014

he is groot#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MAGNETO THE MAN (@hail_magneto) September 6, 2014

Sandra Bullock reinforces stereotypes about bad female drivers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danielle Wolf ️‍ (@housetohalfgo) September 6, 2014

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