#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a mixed race elephant is shamed and his mother ostracized by the rest of their community

— dr dipshit (@lil_aracuan) September 6, 2014

OAPs unwelcome here. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A white guy robs indigenous cultures of their most prized—fuck. I’m sorry. Your dog died. Anyway, he has a whip.

— Zack Handlen (@zhandlen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the best bit of the movie was when i ate my body weight in overpriced cinema snacks

— S̾t̾i̾n̾k̾y̾ ̾G̾o̾b̾l̾i̾n̾ (@rat_sandwich) September 6, 2014

A chubby woman kidnaps & tortures her favorite author because she loves his books so much & hates swear words. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a bunch of kids die in a chocolate factory

— lo-fi hip hop beats listener (@Crizqo) September 6, 2014

A white bloke pretends to be rubbish at basketball but then it turns out he’s really good at basketball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SeanoSays (@SeanoSays) September 6, 2014

Titanic get shot in the head!!! I was like Damn!! Then Marky Mark kill Good Will Hunting. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this guy thinks he can play football for Norte Dame pic.twitter.com/3N1YF0F8Jd

— Kyle (@kylereardonfilm) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There is only one more Samurai and he’s white.

— Madailín Burnhope (@maddyburnhope) September 6, 2014

Convicted felon and corrupt cop kidnap baby from local business owner, terrorize Arizona desert community. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grant Stoner (@Grant_Stoner) September 6, 2014

Penguins walk around, squawk, hang out, mate & get eaten by seagulls while Morgan Freeman talks us through it all. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

everyone sings, Anne Hathaway dies, more singing happens, everyone else dies, Anne Hathaway sings despite being dead.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kizzywiggle (@RamblingBandit) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ice Cube proves he can take Hulk Hogan in a street fight.

— C. LeMar McLean (@LeMarMcLean) September 6, 2014

A white guy does stuff black guys do, but better. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Farooq Al-Said (@AyatollahJaxx) September 6, 2014

Pauly Shore And Goonies Find Caveman Brendan Fraser and His Mom and Christopher Walken UnderGround From The 1950’s #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Strangely suited confectioner allows five lucky kids to run amok in his production plant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Naldo Morelli (@Naldo_Morelli) September 6, 2014

Giant primate gets a boner for a wee blond slut, gets frustrated and goes on a rampage.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nossy Nosborne (@Nostradamnisuck) September 6, 2014

A communist redecorates a barn in Leitrim. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/y4Z4B2o66Z

— Dave Kitching (@davekitching) September 6, 2014

Billy Bob Thornton really likes french fried potatoes#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sjsays (@OliveStuff) September 6, 2014

Alanis Morissette is God. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Giampaoli (@ThirteenMinutes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Misunderstood alternative culinaryist helps poor white trash harass noble buffalo.

— Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush (@MangyLover) September 6, 2014

Marty McFly ODs on Rogaine and makes the basketball team #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hepatitis Maximus (@voodoohayride) September 6, 2014

Misogynist helps the Taliban #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/prD4Iev37r

— David Galbraith (@daveg) September 6, 2014

Girl goes to college without ever seeing the “Breakfast Club.” Sexually harassed and forced to sing in the shower. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mcbc (@mcbc) September 6, 2014

Three guys screw up and don’t land on the moon #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Back to regular HORIZONS (@horizons1983) September 6, 2014

A group of dinosaurs revolt against their human captors, claim island for themselves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alliterography (@alliterography) September 6, 2014

Everyone wears latex and throws light discs. Also JEFF BRIDGES. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— blair (@herosradiance) September 6, 2014

I can’t guess at half the movies described with #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly so… well done there.

— Follow that Kitten! (@GenXMedia) September 6, 2014

“@indiesoultt: #explainafilmplotbadly surprisingly it was not a game where ppl compete for food”

— 2-yr-old (not so) baby ARMY (@jamgirlOT7) September 6, 2014

A naked ferret pops out of a guys chest and chases a chick around a spaceship. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 6, 2014

@FrankinAkron @Steve_R_Walker Farm boy and friends save galaxy from tyrants. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charles Morgan (@CLE_FanSince80) September 6, 2014

Woman cross-dresses, gains husband. Does it while saving China and kicking ass. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paige ️‍Gin-gle Belle ️‍ (@GameOverRos) September 6, 2014

Alien lands on earth. Phones home. Goes home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steven R. Walker (@Steve_R_Walker) September 6, 2014

last nite i drempt i went to manderly agane & it was qiute nise xcept for MATRON who was joly STRICKT #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— timothy peason (@reelpeason) September 6, 2014

Super-villain gives up galaxy-domination plans for dance-off with a delusional human. Some horticulture involved. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— C.B. Pratt (@CBPratt) September 6, 2014

Same plot as Firefly, except with a Hodor-alike, and a rodent that can talk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paige ️‍Gin-gle Belle ️‍ (@GameOverRos) September 6, 2014

This kid rescues his sister from their dad, blows up the place, and ends up in a swamp with a muppet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gareth L. Powell (@garethlpowell) September 6, 2014

“@Cassy_n2: 33 year old who looks like a 9 year old gets adopted and plans to shag her dad #explainafilmplotbadly” THE BEST

— 2-yr-old (not so) baby ARMY (@jamgirlOT7) September 6, 2014

A mentally challenged man eats french fries and fixes lawnmowers #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

A desert-dwelling hermit incites a young man to attack a government facility. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/NXXBNGwhCa

— John Ayliff (@johnayliff) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Teenagers sing and dance and race cars and then the car flies away

— R2Bree2 (@sarcasticbree) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Small farm family adopts abandoned baby. He grows up to love wearing tights, hides his new identity from loved ones.

— Brandi Miller (@DorkyDinoGifts) September 6, 2014

A kid with an arrow tattooed to his forehead breaks wind, directed by M. Night Shyamalan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dario! (@DarioMouse) September 6, 2014

A man and a woman have feelings for each other but it ends when the huge ship hits an ice cube. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Always Enough (@BusbyRock30) September 6, 2014

A lonely man eats dogfood until meeting a friend with a helicopter and becoming inspired to protect an oil tanker #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stefan Janicki (@thedesslock) September 6, 2014

Italian guys and Irish guys make pasta in prison. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/UsB3XJFZUX

— Justin Giampaoli (@ThirteenMinutes) September 6, 2014

Ben Stiller has to take care of some toys while simultaneously fighting old people and the court #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oliver (@Starkaane) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two guys work in customer service. A guy dies in the bathroom jerking off. A girl has sex with dead guy in bathroom.

— Arkiitect (@hailmegatron) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A zebra decides to race.

— Glorious Alliance (@GloriousAllianc) September 6, 2014