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Penguins have sex, then endure unimaginable miseries for several months. With Morgan Freeman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Elif Batuman (@BananaKarenina) September 7, 2014
Kathy Bates thinks your ankles are an unnecessary evil. #explainafilmplotbadly
— She Beautiful When She Angry (@SeitanSlut) September 7, 2014
Nicolas Cage talks quietly, loudly, quietly, loudly and the rescues his beautiful daughter/wife. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Jorflin Escrot Scorbio (@mrgipson) September 7, 2014
Factory opens in Northern England #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/8AOEfmfVud
— Olly Moss (@ollymoss) September 6, 2014
All the world’s apes move to San Francisco and won’t let anyone use electricity. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Samantha Smith (@SamSmithTweets) September 15, 2014
Mentally defective man in all denim likes taters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Juddy (@iAmJuddy) September 6, 2014
@CampTakota #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ITriedGil #MaxineFTW pic.twitter.com/nSXwyxwYqg
— Allison G (@Sillysoy) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly unconventional teen shows parents how wrong they are all the time
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bastard makes millions on Wall Street living by the philosophy “greed is good” pic.twitter.com/F4DeLZ8IOo
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) September 7, 2014
Wannabe nun dresses rich kids in curtains, drags them through a field, and makes them sing for nazis. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Jason Perkins (@antiplayer) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly finding nemo pic.twitter.com/XFsWFAUQbt
— alǝx (@alexjnicholl) September 7, 2014
Someone mails 12% of Gwyneth Paltrow#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Stephen Knight ️ (@GSpellchecker) September 6, 2014
man w/o nose wants to kill boy w stick bc hes jealous of his nose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/uNNglBJNbk
— eileen (@ghostofeileen) September 6, 2014
Some bloke falls asleep in a freezer, wakes up, decides to fight everyone, then goes back to sleep in said freezer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Cumberbuddy (@Cumberbuddy) September 6, 2014
Iron doesn’t float #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/DDjBDk2cDk
— Stephen Hunt (@steveliquidator) September 7, 2014
#EveryMovieEver RT @saladinahmed: A white man lives a rich fantasy life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/YAkkuVa91Q
— Daniel José Older (@djolder) September 16, 2014
“@BritishLogic: Chocolate factory capitalist employs illegal immigrants to help with succession planning #explainafilmplotbadly“
— Katarina (@shaymitchsrb) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly some dudes spend ages walking to a volcano just to throw a ring in it.
— i13 (@ixiiilm) September 6, 2014
Rock doesn’t hit earth #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/6l0F42LDjr
— Grant Simmons (@simmonet) September 8, 2014
Jack and Rose take the ultimate ice bucket challenge. Jack loses.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Damon Hanson (@Damon_Hanson) September 7, 2014
Bruce Willis has to kill a dozen Germans to get his shoes back. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Mark Souza (@souzawrites) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly a man dressed up in a overly expensive bat costume tries saving his city
— relax (@HaikUntz) September 8, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A female archer wins the lottery and the prize is fighting children to the death.
— Fingers of Fury (@Fingers_of_Fury) September 7, 2014
Mafia don lives after shooting only to be killed by pesticide spraying grandson #explainafilmplotbadly
— Gen.JC Christian of Team Javelina (@JC_Christian) September 7, 2014
Kirk has trouble getting Spock out of McCoy. But it’s not like it sounds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Fox Band (@efoxband) September 6, 2014
Reclusive weirdo and his mutant employees lure children into his factory with sweets then dispose of them one by one #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jacob Tellijohn (@Jacob_Tellijohn) September 7, 2014
A singing family helps their father go awol and skip out on his military commitments. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Thomas Schnauz (@TomSchnauz) September 6, 2014
A bunch of slaves all stand up, one after the other,
and claim the movie is named after them.#explainafilmplotbadly— Michael O’Toole (@Michael_Oh2L) September 8, 2014
There’s a big ass shark. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014
Rocky beats Mr T. and Hulk Hogan in the same movie, technically he should have won Wrestlemania 1#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 7, 2014
you know… that one movie with the guy lol #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— onlyastoner (@onlyastoner) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This housewife gets unexpectedly horny just as the pizza delivery man arrives.
— Le Trav (@TravLeBlanc) September 6, 2014
Daniel Day-Lewis has a left foot & it’s his #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 6, 2014
An old man, using balloons, runs away with a boy and the boy almost dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Lux, Indoor Cat ️ MFF (@LuxGalador) September 7, 2014
Kevin Spacey fakes a limp, drops a mug and claims he used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Matthew Del Negro (@MatthewDelNegro) September 6, 2014
Girl with little dog travels to foreign country, kills old woman, then teams up with 3 locals to kill again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— fleetstreetfox (@fleetstreetfox) September 6, 2014
A bloke pretends to have a sore foot and describes what’s on a notice board to some other men #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) September 6, 2014
Rejected by a flaky ballerina, a hideous music teacher drops a chandelier on season subscribers of the opera. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chad Darnell (@ChadDarnell) September 7, 2014
Towne doth trye to save money by hiringe oonlye seven guards. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) September 7, 2014
A man does not kill his wife. A government agent, properly, does not care. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 6, 2014
Two male models overcome their differences to confront corruption in the fashion industry #explainafilmplotbadly
— Adam Slight (@AbamSlight) September 7, 2014
Man makes impossible mission possible #explainafilmplotbadly
— TM (@newsfondue) September 6, 2014
Guy falls in love with a princess. Doesn’t know she’s his sister. His dad can’t breathe without help. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) September 6, 2014
Evil wizard too stupid to kill a baby by non-magic means; fails at world conquest. Slowly. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Chris Dee (@chrisdeecattale) September 6, 2014
Band of super powered frienemies beat down a man for having more fan girls than them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/h8Y0BMMrj3
— Jervis Tetch/Mad Hatter (@JervisTheHatter) September 6, 2014
Man makes discovery alien technology is Windows compatible. US Air Force tests thesis. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Michael Hann (@MichaelAHann) September 8, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly teenage boy kills a being with no nose, with a wooden stick.
— How I Met Your Lewis (@ThatYorkieGuy) September 7, 2014
A guy called Michael Bay is given a massive amount of money & doesn’t know what to do with it. Plus robots. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Briony Kidd (@BrionyKidd) September 6, 2014
A man without hockey pads pursues a nurse impersonator and trauma victim #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Harry Partridge ️ (@HappyHarryToons) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The police caught Kaiser Soze but just let him go.
— Mr. Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 6, 2014
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