#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

These apes take the Statue of Liberty and bury it in the sand on their planet for some reason. Charlton Heston yells. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vault 69 Boy (@aka_fatman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the world in the future where things go wrong and people die and there’s this meanie in charge of everyone

— nezzie (@imcalledvanessa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheHobbit Hairy butch men seek gold & a shiny stone.

— AHS (@angelfish69) September 6, 2014

An advanced Roomba brings obesity back to Earth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Gaskin (@ChrisGaskin) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #OITNB pic.twitter.com/esviYBMtMt

— punky boobster (@bustybruiser) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a teenage girl becomes the symbol of the rebellion but she still isn’t sure if she wants to yet.

— Maddy (@Multifndomss) September 6, 2014

Man wakes up, gets a tattoo. Man wakes up, gets a tattoo. Man wakes up, gets a tattoo. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Rich Pye (@Rich_pye) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Polygamous bluebird botherer is revived by inbred necrophile.

— ️‍Kowbayashi Mooru️‍️ (@kowbayashi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly teens in high school who sing about their problems and obsess over the same sport throughout each film

— nezzie (@imcalledvanessa) September 6, 2014

Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cris (@CristenTierney) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
White family moves into a house
There’s some shit goin on they refuse to believe
Turns out that shit is ultrashit

— Zaskyl (@Zaskyl) September 6, 2014

A robot cleans the planet whilst it’s creators faff about in space and get fat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DadsofDestiny (@dadsofdestiny) September 6, 2014

Staff shortage in Liam Neeson’s Nazi pots & pans factory #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) September 6, 2014

Retard compares life to chocolate #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— HeathFranklinChopper (@RonnJohnChopper) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly squirt squirt squirt, fly squirt, swing squirt, kiss upside down, boom.

— Goldishocks (@Goldishocks) September 6, 2014

Child looses family in alley, runs off to trip around the world, comes back a bad ass and saves city three times 🙂 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Batman (@WhatBatman) September 6, 2014

Blonde-haired, blue-eyed “rebel” destroys property belonging to leather-wearing asthma sufferer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— entertainment.ie (@entertainmentIE) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A thief, an alien, a raccoon and a tree fight The Doctor’s companion

— Duttnath (@fallenShxrlock) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
A camera gets lost and scared whilst walking the woods at night.

— MJSteel86 (@MJSteel86) September 6, 2014

Apparently vampires ‘sparkle’ now… *sigh* #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pearson In The Wind (@LukeLPearson) September 6, 2014

There’s a vampire and a werewolf that are whipped over the same chick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zain (@Zain_Chowdhury) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Brad Pitt demands that Kevin Spacey tells him what’s in the box

— Colin (@Drunkenmidget) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man forms a club where first 2 rules are the same.

— Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) September 6, 2014

The boyfriend did it. Oh and his friend too. Btw spoiler alert.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/BZccZYHX0w

— Z (@Manlikeelusive) September 6, 2014

Whore finds a good looking sugar daddy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Optimistic Jennifer (@Jennifergr8) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Cena has to save a dog from being murdered on live television

— Cuteosphere (@kawaiiberpunk) September 6, 2014

Man has boatride with tiger. World endures new Coldplay song. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— HeathFranklinChopper (@RonnJohnChopper) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly toys that talk get taken away from owner, adventure happens, toys find owner.

— dylan king (@dylaaanking) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a girl offers to get killed so her sister isn’t killed but ends up killing lots of people and getting boyfriend

— Sam (@notacIue) September 6, 2014

Amusement park on Costa Rican island runs into technical difficulties. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oli Smith (@olismith93) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Small people trespass on sleeping dragon with no thought for his hibernation pattern pic.twitter.com/FmqdBmb4QM

— Amitai Winehouse (@awinehouse1) September 6, 2014

A guy imagines another guy for an entire movie. And they make a fight club. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Faraz Ali (@raztweets) September 6, 2014

Man with magical hammer can fly #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sam K (@SamGetsDigital) September 6, 2014

Man plays with mash…something, something, something…aliens #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Manda (@Mangowe) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/QZt62ia32M

— Emma Hampton (@emmalhampton) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A group of unmarried friends go to a lot of weddings, but one dies so they go to his funeral instead 🙁

— (@soozworld) September 6, 2014

Every moment of a man’s life is covered by cameras and he doesn’t notice #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jonathan Black (@jonblackbsb) September 6, 2014

A girl who never smiles, falls in love with a sparkly dead guy and friend zones a wolf #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/SrC3RhVCSw

— From the river to the sea (@moonlitcemetery) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Rob Schneider drags a joke out for two hours.

— MoJo JoJo. (@JcNazerath) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly No man is an island, but several men get eaten on one, in this prequel to The Birds.

— Madailín Burnhope (@maddyburnhope) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wayne Rooney shags a princess and she turns into a green ogre.

— Ryan (@Ryan_EFC1878) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lots of shooty bang bang, some stabbity stab and also lots of ingesting

— Col-BOO! (@__Colbert) September 6, 2014

Actually the #explainafilmplotbadly hashtag is developing the best set of cryptic movie crossword clues ever.

— Iain Houston (@Iain_Houston) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a maniac thinks hes a spider, girlfriend dies

— Theo (@theothfc) September 6, 2014

They play a game and a boy turns into a monkey. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Claire (@ConfusedMuse) September 6, 2014

Wow. Much opera. So shooting. Much Pacino. Wow #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Brown (@MarkOneinFour) September 6, 2014

A German with an American accent plots to kill Hitler but is foiled by some Germans with English accents. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Three actors get fired, ruin a Mexican birthday party.

— Hank Bramblet (@hbramblet) September 6, 2014

Chocolate Factory owner gives kids a tour, loses most of them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gary Cordery (@gaz_cordery) September 6, 2014

Millionaire orphan gets over death of parents with latex fetish and violence #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shrednek :bluetickemoji: (@Shrednek) September 6, 2014