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Sylvester Stallone punches a lot of people as a method of coping with a speech impediment. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Hiro! (@HiroRwar) September 6, 2014
It’s like Boon with vampires. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— ParaDEATH Circus (@paradisecircus) September 6, 2014
Five kids spend Saturday morning in detention and then go home.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— kramerica industries (@hepimp) September 6, 2014
Crew of the Nostromo has a really bad lunch. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— 5 Nights at Fred Topel’s #MaskUp #Fight4Freelancer (@FredTopel) September 6, 2014
A ballerina loses her mind because she fancies teacher and isn’t top of the class #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— winter-mute@bsky.social (@TheCullObsidian) September 6, 2014
Heroin causes man to toilet dive and sink into a carpet. Johnny Lee Miller shoots a dog in the ass. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @midnight
— Mystery Directrix (@MysteryDirectrx) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The really mean old person shows his soft spot for some other character.
— Darius Soriano (@forumbluegold) September 6, 2014
Everything is fire. Everything you touch is fire. You feel it under your skin, open your mouth to speak it floods in #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— @mcc@mastodon.social (@mcclure111) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly Tom Cruise is an aggressive young rebel, like his dead father was. Overcoming and maturation occur.
— Chris Collision (@cfCollision) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mathematician goes insane or does he
— Dr. FAT CAT (@Magicblue940) September 6, 2014
Two women bond and steal things and make a car fly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Helene Wecker (@helenewecker) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly policeman injured at work must survive by eating baby food, then shots a pyramid of baby food with his cyborg arm
— normal man (@KilgoreNowt) September 6, 2014
Car goes back in time. Squeaky-voiced kid almost fucks own mother, gets Parkinson’s.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— The Intolerant Left Upside Yo Head (@WeedyMcSmokey) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it turns out that penguins can talk and they think just like us
— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Horny.
— no this is not sean (@plockplone) September 6, 2014
A dickless buerocrat from the EPA shuts down a small business, leaving New York city vulnerable to sugary snacks.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Mike Hansen (@MikeHansen613) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy meets girl. Said boy falls for said girl. Perfect relationship. Someone lies, they separate. Boy wins girl back.
— your sister eerie (@chaostracize) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some space scientologists going on about the fucking ‘force’
— normal man (@KilgoreNowt) September 6, 2014
Well, it’s Midnight & there’s this Cowboy~ you know Angelina Jolie’s Dad & that Tootsie Rainman guy & omg, FAV film! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— (Difficult Time)©AspenBrave® (@Write2Fite) September 6, 2014
4 friends travel train tracks to see a dead body #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014
Getting spanked by your boss, literally. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— britality (@br_tal_ty) September 6, 2014
A werewolf and a wimpy vampire fight over a female mannequin. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Cheryl L (@cal331) September 6, 2014
Woman walks into a bar in North Africa, runs into her ex. Awkward. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sandra Reynolds ️️️ (@120dollarsfood) September 6, 2014
Teenager learns to believe in himself and develop his skills; is punished for it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/x7Nabx20HV
— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) September 6, 2014
A headless man terrorizes Australia so two girls and their kangaroo friends set out to stab him with a water bottle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Allie (@reiley) September 6, 2014
A white guy, a green chick, a bald man, a tree, and a raccoon must stop a big blue guy before he drops his hammer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— John Maffeo (@MaffManJones) September 6, 2014
Sting in a nappy overhelms how awful the rest of the film is. Nearly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Gollancz (@gollancz) September 6, 2014
A Spanish conquistador attempts to take over the Amazon, fails. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rowan (@RowanKaiser) September 6, 2014
Dude from Saturday Night Fever talks to Nick Fury about burgers and accidentally shoots a guy in the face. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 6, 2014
Peter Weller snorts way too much bug powder. Mugwumps ensue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Emily Post-Punk (@emilypostpunk) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fetus-looking alien lands on earth, finds no reason to invade, befriend, or stay. Goes the fuck home.
— Helen S. Pumpkins (@helenshang) September 6, 2014
A man and his an imaginary friend start a cult that they’re not able to talk about. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Frogchildren Studios (@frogchildren) September 6, 2014
Vincent D’Onofrio dies in the bathroom and war is hell. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014
an alien with a big heavy hammer runs around looking sexy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Emilia (@emiliatrunorth) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Main character dies, no wait, main character didn’t die…
— Bastard Bunyip (@Ozilad) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFIlmPlotBadly Balding guy in vest and bare feet kills baddies in a skyscraper. At Christmas.
— Nolan Zebra 3 (@nolanzebra3) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly monkey on a skateboard
— ЄЯІЅ ЄФ (@DONG_WIZARD) September 6, 2014
One guy needs to make eleven other guys stop being morons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/mvlvsxG3lc
— Shane Luis (@RerezTV) September 6, 2014
Blind woman unscrews the light bulbs and foils a crime spree. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014
One of these girls is not like the others. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5sIrsblVUc
— DF (@Dean_Machine_) September 6, 2014
Sentient levitating rug befriends nearly everyone on sight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— YoPaulie.bsky.social – X-Twit (@YoPaulieNJ) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Facebook only happened because of Justin Timberlake
— Nicky Woolf (@NickyWoolf) September 6, 2014
White dude in a funk befriends magical minority. White dude gets his mojo & a hot woman. Magical minority disappears. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 6, 2014
A dude can’t hear the word No but wears a lady down though his fun loving inability to function in the real world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Angrboda (@LeiaWeathington) September 6, 2014
Dude has some printer problems, ends up going insane but at least he escapes bureaucracy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Aunty Wah Wah ️ (@_surlymermaid_) September 6, 2014
Flying alien with laser eyes takes job at local newspaper #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— L T Jones (@LordTooth) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a lonely boy imagines a cute teen who rides through the air with a long hairy snake between his legs.
— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) September 6, 2014
The guy who made pot illegal has the balls to talk about his sled on his deathbed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Funky Butt Lover (@FatFreddysPat) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise flirt instead of paying attention to flying, with tragic results. Kenny Loggins plays.
— Nicky Woolf (@NickyWoolf) September 6, 2014
Black man literally only exists to help a white man through a specific problem #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— DoubleJokerSince23 (@FanSince09) September 6, 2014
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