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A dinosaur eats a dude who’s sitting on the toilet.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Still Not Megan (@bodegacat212) September 6, 2014
A bus goes really fast for the whole movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Blossom (@KittenFlower) September 6, 2014
A strained father/son relationship leads to the destruction of a moon-esque space station #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Nice Guy Nick (@Neek1974) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two magicians hate each other so much that they read each other’s diaries until they both die multiple times.
— Truitt Murrow (@TruittMurrow) September 6, 2014
Little person walks an extremely long distance to get rid of a piece of jewelry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sam/LotusFlair #BLM (She/Her) (@darling_sammy) September 6, 2014
100-year old vampire has sex with a teenager, makes baby, werewolf vows to one day fuck said baby. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Keith Carey (@keithtellsjokes) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Duck Dynasty guy gives atheist reporter cancer
— Riley, Legally Femme ️️ (@Gao_Gal) September 6, 2014
Two gangsters go around killing people & preaching One goes on a bad date Some boxer loses a watch & there’s a gimp. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Travis Oberlander (@tobewan) September 6, 2014
Its party time, excellent & Wayne takes over the world. He’s not worthy cause monkeys fly out of his butt. Schwing! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Cobra (@exxon_valdezz) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly is very entertaining
— Ari Kopoulos (@aricochet) September 6, 2014
Several people argue over an ugly statue of a bird. Gumshoe doesn’t get it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— David J. Loehr (@dloehr) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly older NY Jewish comedy writer has affair with 17 year old HS girl, which would never happen in real life.
— NoLonger (@thebigshotprof) September 6, 2014
In order to escape what could be a virtual world, a hacker w/ a boring office job is forced to take pharmaceuticals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— The Defunct Games (@DefunctGames) September 6, 2014
A guy is jealous of another guy’s business card, enjoys Phil Collins and peel off masks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Brooke Tuzil (@BrookeTuzil) September 6, 2014
A guy dreams he’s dreaming, about a dream another guy dreamt. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/bEyfvlrAzv
— knifey (((cypher))) (@jahan_tyson) September 6, 2014
no no no it’s not blackface or racial appropriation, it’s shared lives and souls and redeeming humanity, I swear. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rowan (@RowanKaiser) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly People invent stories to make themselves seem not terrible.
— No war but the people’s war on Xmas!! (@cheepguava) September 6, 2014
Quickly catching up on @YoPaulieNJ‘s timeline for #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tweets before calling it a night.
— Amanda (@Amandimation) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly why is this dog capable of playing like 5 different sports
— IT’S MAKO (@sapharus) September 6, 2014
A scientist copes with his condition after a lab accident. Symptoms include discolored skin and fits of anger. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Marco Rogers (@polotek) September 6, 2014
A guy who looks like the guy with the eye patch from the superhero movie is on a plane swearing at a bunch of snakes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Keep Yamo (@Sonnyjames22) September 6, 2014
Han Solo goes Amish, doesn’t get it and beats up a tourist, then uses that nice Dutch girl as a human shield #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Gene Ha Baltimore Comic-Con #2601, Yearbook P 19 (@GeneHa) September 6, 2014
An au pair performs witchcraft to entertain the children she looks after. Also gives them medicine laced with sucrose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Gabriel Novo (@GabrielNovo) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boring old rich guy cared far too much about his sled.
— Sharon (@MySharona1987) September 6, 2014
So there are these two guys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @KyleKallgren
— Charlie of Theme Snark (@ThemeSnark) September 6, 2014
skinny guy questions sexuality. becomes beefcake. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— because, after all, i am the bitch (@multifacettrash) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy hated himself so much that he used to beat himself publicly and people used to admire him.
— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 6, 2014
It’s basically High Noon is space and the lead actor has a Scottish accent but hasn’t lived in Scotland for years. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Stonermc (@stonermc) September 6, 2014
Awful family forgets one of their kids, doesn’t remember for a couple days. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Eric Rogers Says Check Out DRAC! on GoKidGo.com (@EricRogersHere) September 6, 2014
Aerosmith sings a song. Bruce Willis fondles a rock and saves the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tasmen (@tasmen) September 6, 2014
A little kid can see ghosts and Bruce WIllis gets shot by a guy in his underwear. Is he a ghost? You’ll see! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Dave Losso (@davelosso) September 6, 2014
A poor boy gets a ticket, then gets tricked at the candy factory by a weird guy with an army of orange dwarves.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— James Black (@YojimboBlack) September 6, 2014
Young woman won’t fetch slippers for her speech therapist unless she receives chocolates. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— VIP Cat Lady (@JKesgard) September 6, 2014
Hamlet but with lions #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— patty troobs (@PatrickTruby) September 6, 2014
A widow uses a pottery wheel #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Queers4Gears (@queers4gears) September 6, 2014
Haunted by nightmares a woman decides that “hardware” is better than the men she’s dated. There’s a lot of driving. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rantz A. Hoseley (@MysteryCr8tve) September 6, 2014
Spoiled rich kid repeats all 12 grades, clown dies. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Steven Lindon (@sclindon) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Christopher Walken really hates talking bears for some reason.
— I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO (@SkylerBarwell) September 6, 2014
Con artist posing as a professor has to toast marshmallows with his friends when his con turns out to be true. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— @red3blog (@red3blog) September 6, 2014
a bunch of people race to get to a smash mouth concert #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jordan Gibson (@gibsonagogo) September 6, 2014
A guy gets raped and then climbs through shit because he was butthurt (get it?)#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— sagiterrorist (@wetmintsalad) September 6, 2014
Plane crash in the Andes. Everyone turns into cannibals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— XprT_Hustle (@WordDamage) September 6, 2014
An actress, a 12 year old girl, and a priest spend a night at home #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Nicole Poweleit (@NicolePoweleit) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly the ball is literally made out of money. it’s united states currency, but a ball
— kara (@KaraOnza) September 6, 2014
Mel Gibson makes a movie about a really famous Jew #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014
Some people want to have sex with their phones, and the future is mainly dudes with moustaches. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— precautionary fail (@flahertytweets) September 6, 2014
Some depressing shit goes down. In Swedish with English subtitles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mrs. Peel (@mrs__peel) September 6, 2014
Apartment gets destroyed, fights a guy he just met, PENIS, makes some soap, club causes mayhem, buildings collapse.
— El Gato (@CatfoodBeerGlue) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly like Benghazi, but sexy
— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014
A super hero that represents so many positive things to so many people destroys a city and then snaps a guy’s neck. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— MKistulot (@Carin_McLeoud) September 6, 2014
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