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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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#explainafilmplotbadly a mermaid would choose becoming human & marrying someone she barely knows over seeing her family again. oh, she’s 16.

— becca (@rebecccv) September 6, 2014

Asthmatic father stops an incestuous relationship between son and daughter while tryin to build a deathstar #explainafilmplotbadly @kfa1214

— Brady Rogers (@Mrr_Rogers23) September 6, 2014

Space army wants magic rocks. So they turn soldiers into giant blue cats w/ sexual organs in their ponytails. IN 3D! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) September 6, 2014

Naive kid moves to town, Karate master manipulates him into renovating his house while catching flies w chopsticks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy Taggart (@Taggart7) September 6, 2014

Dude can’t remember shit and also he’s really into tattoos. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ️ (@AngryBlackLady) September 6, 2014

Guy commits breaking and entering. Steals everyone’s shit. Gives it back on X-Mas. And now he’s their hero. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Slott (@DanSlott) September 6, 2014

A hooker meets a rich guy, shows him how to walk thru grass, & climbs down a fire escape to get flowers from him. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Janel No. 5 (@Muffin192) September 6, 2014

Girl bangs John Travolta & then shows up at school & hes like “O shit” but then she wears leather & hes like “DAYUM” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katie Haller (@halleratyou) September 6, 2014

Jim Carrey makes the most annoying sound in the world. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Josh (@ninetwentyfour_) September 6, 2014

It’s a fucking sled.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bob Heller (@Bob_Heller) September 7, 2014

A pretty embezzler unwisely flirts with an amateur taxidermist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philly M. Nerd (@PhillyMovieNerd) September 6, 2014

Robin Williams plays a tranny to get close to children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Guy Dangerous (@Lerky) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Macy Gray tries to put on a concert but it gets interrupted by some superhero bullshit.

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) September 6, 2014

@CampTakota A girl cannot make it to the bathroom so instead she goes into the woods and has itching in a bad place. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor Lemiesz (@BuffySummers_96) September 7, 2014

This dude’s like “God’s dead” and this kid’s like “No he isn’t” and the guy’s like “Ok, cool.” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brendan Fraser Crane (@bf_crane) September 6, 2014

First attempt at performance of Shakespeare in Klingon goes horribly wrong #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zidCGjMqPY

— TrekMovie.com (@TrekMovie) September 7, 2014

White kid left at homealone during the holidays while the rest of his family went on vacation and no one was arrested #explainafilmplotbadly

— luka stan account (@littanylions_) September 6, 2014

Nazis trick annoying Austrian singing family to self-deport #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Gillespie (@nickgillespie) September 6, 2014

A woman helps seven undersized diamond miners clean their house before her stepmom feeds her a bad apple. #explainafilmplotbadly

— jasonwritemeow (@jasonwritemeow) September 7, 2014

Lonely old man defies developers by packing up his house & leaving. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/pt6bppJJPR

— C.A. Elenath (@caelenath) September 8, 2014

Bruce Wayne loses his parents, instead of going to therapy he dresses up as a giant bat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lenny Jacobson (@Lennyjacobson) September 6, 2014

Kevin Costner finds an alien baby and teaches him it’s okay to kill. Amy Adams co-stars. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) September 6, 2014

Western powers fighting over Middle East resources leads to disaster. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Qx4GDfvyYs

— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) September 17, 2014

A creature hitches a ride with space travelers, gets laid, tries to make friends, and gets blasted out of an airlock. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philly M. Nerd (@PhillyMovieNerd) September 6, 2014

Mentally challenged guy explains his life story. At a bus stop. For 3 hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) September 6, 2014

Fish girl asks purple octopus to tear her fins apart into legs so she can go on a silent date.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WAySF0E2lL

— Renee Bracey Sherman (@RBraceySherman) September 6, 2014

Three men go to sea on a boat just to find out that they need a bigger one. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/qIGHKdeWPm

— Kalle Godenhjelm (@KGodenhjelm) September 6, 2014

Insomniac starts a soap company to fund his boxing league. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Albert Birney (@simplysylvio) September 7, 2014

A father buys his son a gun for Christmas and the kid shoots himself in the face. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas Schnauz (@TomSchnauz) September 6, 2014

An emo goth who refuses to cut his fingernails falls in love with 90’s era Winona Ryder. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Blackman (@MikeRBlackman) September 6, 2014

Guy likes running & chocolate & his friend prefers shrimp & stuff. Also more than average amount of ping pong. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Davidson (@rockskimmer) September 6, 2014

Poisoned orphan invites criminal, gold digger, chef, loser, contortionist and reindeer onto his boat to fight clown. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Sabat (@JustChrisSabat) September 7, 2014

Three friends from school start a small business together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/N4sFUUKrRa

— Mitch Goldstein (@mgoldst) September 7, 2014

A guy takes his friend’s DeLorean for a drive and visits his parents. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jarrod Kopp (@jarrodkopp) September 6, 2014

There are these girls, and they think they’re like fetch, but really they’re mean. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Filmic The Page (@FilmicThePage) September 6, 2014

Big boat sinks #explainafilmplotbadly

— Duncan N Ross (@DuncanNRoss) September 6, 2014

That’s not always spaghetti sauce on your shirt in this Italian family caper.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dead Pan Nick (@Contwixt) September 7, 2014

Some muppets dressed as ghosts visit this grumpy bloke and he becomes nice #explainafilmplotbadly

— Catherine Wilkins (@Catiewilkins) September 7, 2014

Baby dies of old age #explainafilmplotbadly

— Pat DaBiere (@patdabiere) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves is a bus driver.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joses (@JosesLovesYou) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves spends too long on the internet. #explainafilmplotbadly

— House of ARACHNID (@ArachnidHouse) September 8, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio’s mom is fat as hell#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014

Natalie and Mila bang. Then Natalie turns into a duck or something. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kirk O’Bane (@OliviaHelen27) September 9, 2014

N.Y. cop has awful time at his wife’s L.A. office party. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Amanda Cuda (@amandacuda) September 7, 2014

Am I the only one who can’t figure out what most of the movies are in the #explainafilmplotbadly tweets.

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) September 7, 2014

Former Nun humiliates Nazis at talent show.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
@betteporter66

— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014

Events transpire. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Three Slimes in a Trenchcoat (@ExandShadow) September 7, 2014

Heath Ledger paints his face and tauts a rich dude whose parents are dead#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 7, 2014

.@ColtCabana, @CliffCompton & @ImpactDOC travel the midwest dressed in spandex while covered in baby oil. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Farts Unknown (@MartyDeRosa) September 7, 2014

Spasticated alien crashes on Earth, befriends a weird kid and then fucks off home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/buEkzpJ5DR

— Kirk Sutherland (@_KirkSutherland) September 6, 2014

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