#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Man in tight pants rescues dancing baby from corner. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Emma W (@emkawo) September 9, 2014

Arnold arrives in LA naked, convinces teen boy to ride on the back of his motorcycle while avoiding a police officer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nobody (@bloodoftheduck) September 9, 2014

Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm to keep the way-outta-his-league Billy Crystal obsessed with her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jeff.ree.G (@JBaca59) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man can’t give speeches, which is bad because he needs to give speeches, as he is King.

— Oliver Poole (@OlliePoolee) September 9, 2014

To gain entry you must act like a rich fat kid. But only the skinny poor kid gets the prize. #WillyWonka #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A-Meg-ican Psycho (@Luguardio) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl meets a boy who wants to murder her, becomes suicidal after they break up, and gets pregnant with his demon baby

— kate (@witchy_kate) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl goes on trip with college buddies to find herself, James Franco sucks metaphorical gun dick

— kate (@witchy_kate) September 8, 2014

A kid does karate. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ghostface Brittah (@proEXgirlfriend) September 8, 2014

Dude loses his hand in an argument with his estranged dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Makus (@kardinalsin) September 8, 2014

A posh bird with mad brolley a has a sing off with a bad cockney.Kids run off and their dad gets sacked. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CubaDrive_Vinny (@CubaDrive_Vinny) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “Speed is a horror film in which a bus completely disregards its route and schedule, and everyone misses work.” 😉

— Foothill Transit (@FoothillTransit) September 8, 2014

The book was so much better #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dees Mick (@DeesMick) September 8, 2014

Everyone hates the Jews and Schindler has a list. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ghostface Brittah (@proEXgirlfriend) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly midgets walk to a volcano to throw a ring into it; fly away on eagle they could’ve also used to fly there

— Ryan Wells (@RYWEL75) September 8, 2014

“Girl moves from Africa and has to wear pink every Wednesday since. #explainafilmplotbadly” @Boy10Chad @AlyssaBecher

— Dev. (@stanley_dev) September 8, 2014

The best natural tweet on this hashtag RT @ScottEmbree: James Franco gets caught between a rock and a hard place. #explainafilmplotbadly

— MuseLuver86 (@MuseLuver86) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A gangster story about a man who is not a gangster. pic.twitter.com/nukIordvTi

— Richard Deane (@richarddeane) September 8, 2014

I played the kid. You never saw it, but every year I get 42.78 from Cinemax. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stanislaw Lemming (@LemmingDad) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly little people and elves walk for 3 hours. Destroy jewellery #LOTR

— DWΞΞB (@Tankgunner007) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Autistic lad runs flat out, plays a shit load of ping pong and goes to war. Best mates are Shrimp Man and an Amputee

— Jack (@Jck_Lewis) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly isata kutt rändab kosmosesse ja hakkab sitta keerama

— tuuli (@tuulpohjas) September 8, 2014

Michael Fassbender having sex in numerous situations with numerous people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Every #Single #Michaelfassbender #Movie

— Miriam Lanigan (@liamneesonsex) September 8, 2014

A hillbilly carves swastikas into peoples heads then a girl who works at a movie theater burns it down #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 8, 2014

A television commentator is assassinated due to poor ratings #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/o2skFwCaaN

— Dr. Jeffrey Guterman (@JeffreyGuterman) September 8, 2014

Una orquesta toca sin parar mientras todo un crucero hace el reto del Ice Bucket. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Manuel Gonzalez ‍ (@whalkira) September 8, 2014

Teenager groomed by religious recluse launches terrorist attack on government HQ #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pQvnjUTR27

— Old doG (@Juke_Spencer) September 8, 2014

#americanpiebookoflove three teenagers set out on a mission to replicate the plot of the last six movies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hamish Brooks (@Ham_Brooks) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly you hide a new friend in your closet, govt chase you on bikes. New friend builds a phone instead of going to Apple.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Art of Flight – A bunch of guys jump over a bunch of stuff in the snow…#snowboard

— Ripclear Medical (@RipclearUSA) September 8, 2014

woody allen’s wet dream. #vickycristinabarcelona #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Étain (@etainy7) September 8, 2014

Girl wins a spot on a reality show and responds by killing almost all of her fellow contestants. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly (easy one for Jenny)

— Captain Marvel-ous (@Gondorgirl) September 8, 2014

Guy dies of hypothermia because the girl won’t make room on the damn raft even though there was TOTALLY ENOUGH SPACE. #explainafilmplotbadly

— shaun (@kumardashian) September 8, 2014

Iceberg 1 – Boat 0 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Just A Cool Cat (@justacoolcat) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Harry Potter: Celebrity jock thinks rules don´t apply to him, is right.

— höddi (@clausmachine) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jim Carrey is god

— Nicholas Wills (@nick_w524) September 8, 2014

You can turn a hoe into a housewife. #PrettyWoman #explainafilmplotbadly

— Anthony Collado (@Sano_From_SRK) September 8, 2014

Grown woman has sexual intercourse with preteen boy. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ollie Connors (@olliexcore) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two cowboys ride horses on a mountain then ride eachother.

— Rob (@robparsamyan) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly stop touching ciel

— cherubinho (@buttsmacks) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This guy went to prison, did 18 years, and then he got out.

— Tom Ridley (@Tom__Ridley) September 8, 2014

Woman uses umbrella to fly, leads two children on psychedelic romp through London without their parents’ knowledge. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Helena Handbasket (@HellaHandbasket) September 8, 2014

boy shoots his eye out #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dan (@dnlldlc) September 8, 2014

sharks fall from sky #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dan (@dnlldlc) September 8, 2014

lame kids hang out in a school library on a saturday #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dan (@dnlldlc) September 8, 2014

large rabbit stalks boy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dan (@dnlldlc) September 8, 2014

giant michelin man attempts to destroy everything in its path #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dan (@dnlldlc) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
kid finds alien that raids the fridge, gets shit faced, eats all the Reese’s pieces, & calls homies 4 a ride home.

— Bimmerella (@bimmerella) September 8, 2014

Guy eats McDonald’s for a month. Health problems arise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beet-R304 (@Beet_R) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly She ordered a Big Sausage Pizza, and it was banging!

— Possum Lover (@street_doggee) September 8, 2014

Bruce Willis is a ghost #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bumpkin Bros (Rich) (@BumpkinRich) September 8, 2014