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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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Skinny pirates not from the carribean hold Tom Hanks hostage on a big boat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Space Tactician (@Thrawnkill) September 6, 2014

parents repeatedly leave small child home alone for lengthy amounts of time and no one is arrested. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— amanda z. (@azvierko) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Modern teens make 50s’ fictional town more colourful.

— Kim Milward (@kimnmilward) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAMoviePlotBadly Joaquin Phoenix finds love online with a woman who sounds like an overweight smoker.

— C. LeMar McLean (@LeMarMcLean) September 6, 2014

2 women drive a car over a cliff because men are twats.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shit Barrister (@shitbarrister) September 6, 2014

Sheltered girl runs away with wanted villain, ends up getting a haircut to save his life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— x (@LalinaEtsu) September 6, 2014

Nicholas Cage and John Travolta have a gun fight to Somewhere Over The Rainbow #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johnny Index-Card (@TopicalAMC) September 6, 2014

FedEx plane crash 1 survivor on island for years falls in love with volley ball makes it back but wife has moved on #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— eric rush (@erush520) September 6, 2014

Two little plastic people run from dog #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Once Upon A Studio In the West (@tonygoldmark) September 6, 2014

Legolas has ear surgery, dyes his hair & takes up pirating w Hunter S. Thompson. Something abt a curse. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drina (@MedrinaKamaar) September 6, 2014

Liam Neeson kills a superfluous amount of Eastern Europeans, and then a sheik #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— da spence (@CorncobDspenser) September 6, 2014

Russel Crow gets angry and says some epic shit, while Joaquin Pheonix confronts his daddy issues #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— da spence (@CorncobDspenser) September 6, 2014

Big shark. Big shark eats everything. Need a bigger boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cub Carson (@CubCarson) September 6, 2014

Woody Harrelson becomes a bad bowling legend and Randy Quaid gives him a hand #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Space Tactician (@Thrawnkill) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Crippled Veteran betrays his entire species for hot alien chick he just met…and new legs

— Frisco Flame (@FriscoFlame) September 6, 2014

Jack struggles with seasonal affective disorder after accepting a winter job in a remote hotel #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yuri Schimke (@yschimke) September 6, 2014

A guy who talks to himself makes soap, beats himself up, and then blows up a city. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeffrey Brown Photography (@jwbrownphotos) September 6, 2014

Southern girl swears never to go hungry and wears curtains for a dress #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— djdorien (@sreggie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Patrick Swayze dances into our hearts while trying to seduce an underage Baby disregarding her parent’s approval.

— NelRock (@NelRock777) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly magical robe wearing monks with laser swords fight in a forest. Teddy bears help. Oh, there are robots too.

— Tony Nelan (@tnelan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Yuppie fox freeloads off of some dickhead farmers. He looses his tail and is a bad father. His wife paints I guess???

— auld lamb syne (@tytonidaeus) September 6, 2014

A rich woman decides to get remarried but a reporter and ex-husband turn up. Kills John, shags Jimmy, marries Cary. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— preaker (@phyllisrogerss) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey talks out his ass for two hours, walks away, someone drops a coffee mug #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Lawson (@dtlawson) September 6, 2014

Incompetent parents leave their youngest child at home when going on vacation. Hilarity ensures. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will Dee (@WJDelRosso) September 6, 2014

Police witness to a fiery gun battle invents amazing story from objects in room, gullible detective lets him go #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Osborne (@OsborneInk) September 6, 2014

*Phone booths once existed. @jfharris_Comedy: George Carlin lends stoners a *phone booth to start worst rock band. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robbie Sherwood (@RobbieSherwood) September 6, 2014

Toys are played with then donated. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly (or three)

— Abhi Sharma (@vsabhi) September 6, 2014

Cop gets destroyed by bullets; so they put his head on a trash can or something #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

Can I just say that #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly is the most unfunny hashtag since #GamerGate

— Marcus (@EastEndChild) September 6, 2014

Painting an attractive picture, Scorcese makes the case for a degree in finance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/LZOXdCMqNW

— Alan Cooper (@MrAlanCooper) September 6, 2014

The fairest girl in the land has a thing for little people and apples. Unfortunately she is allergic to one of them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— i am carbs (@I_am_carbs) September 6, 2014

@ElenaEpaneshnik Guy doesn’t use camera he nicked for anything sensible, while his customer overcomes writer’s block. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ~ organic linguist ~ (@textgruen) September 6, 2014

Taken:

Not Liam Neeson’s daughter’s relationship status#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mars Attacks! (@MarleyMars3) September 6, 2014

A bowling alley is declared to not be Vietnam and Jeff Bridges just wants a new rug. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew at Work (@andrewlayman4) September 6, 2014

Golf pro with unorthodox swing struggles to control anger management issues #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Nafpliotis (@NickNafster79) September 6, 2014

An extraterrestrial falls to earth and years later destroys a city #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drew_Running(A4812493) (@Dualranger) September 6, 2014

Two guys dress in drag and flee to Florida to get away from gangsters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sheila Friend (@Slfriend79) September 6, 2014

Priests deal w/ a girl who’s head is loose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

Two friends escape a home for people with developmental disabilities and go on a ski vacation in Colorado. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

School kids turned into rock stars by impostor posing as teacher, parents disapprove, then they change their minds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah Stacey (@sarahstacey92) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly short guy loses precious jewelry desired by all

— JENNY (@Piece_of_Pisces) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dozens of people get roles in an over budgeted film that takes months to shoot… movie is only two hours long.

— Goldar (@GoldarWarrior) September 6, 2014

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