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Reanimated dinosaurs do exactly what you would expect.
Humans are mortified.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014
A madman lures children into his factory with candy before torturing them one by one. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Adam Davis (@amdhit) September 6, 2014
Rose tells Jack to draw her like one of his French girls.
He can’t actually draw.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PG2S6uLrL3
— Michael D. A. Clarke (@MichaelDAClarke) September 6, 2014
Woman promises “I’ll never let go!” Lets go. On the next ship she throws away a diamond bc fuck the poor, I guess? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) September 6, 2014
Boat load of people take #IceBucketChallenge. Ends badly. Girl floats away. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Titanic pic.twitter.com/EMLZ36xBCp
— Sir Jadeja fan (@SirJadeja) September 7, 2014
Programmer can’t get laid. Gets rich instead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/yQADuOKm77
— Dave Winer (@davewiner) September 7, 2014
Chubby white girl dances on tv. Segregation ends. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Brian Herrera (@stinkylulu) September 7, 2014
A perky novice nun marries an Austrian guy with kids and escapes Nazis by singing.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Colin Mochrie (@colinmochrie) September 7, 2014
A volleyball’s life is dramatically changed when it is taken to a desert island and kept hostage. Tries to escape. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Ed Barker (@edbarkerAIC) September 8, 2014
A woman gets pregnant by a mentally challenged ping pong player & then dies from AIDS. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— david nussbaum (@theNuzzy) September 6, 2014
Old man pretends to teach teenage boy karate to make him do chores. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Darren Belitsky (@DarrenBelitsky) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly wes anderson shows you stuff he got at yard sales
— Dan (@dankgdl) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A shipwrecked orphan tries to grow up in a hostile environment. pic.twitter.com/UbFl8zwAe8
— Gomijacogeo (@gomijacogeo) September 7, 2014
A guy wakes up on Groundhog’s Day. A guy wakes up on Groundhog’s Day. A guy wakes up on Groundhog’s Day. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Abracadaniel (@talknerdyDMU) September 6, 2014
Chocolate entrepreneur invites 5 children to his factory, deflowers and humiliates 4 and keeps the 5th for himself. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Rhys (@rhysrmann) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly white people solve racism oh wait that’s accurate pic.twitter.com/7iyafvqsA6
— katie maloney defender (@martinsheen_) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly A lady waits to catch a bus, some guy spends two hours telling her his life story.
— Patti Wigington (@patti_wigington) September 8, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two kids that have cancer fall in love because of a fault in a star
— China (@chinamcclain) September 7, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a guy doesmt die
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) September 6, 2014
A rich guy dresses up as a giant bat and yells at people #explainafilmplotbadly
— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly there are fights but no one is allowed to talk about it
— @Becadroit@aus.social (@becadroit) September 6, 2014
Guy leaves small town life after meeting a hermit, kisses his sister and then his dad cuts off his hand #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— adult swim (@adultswim) September 6, 2014
A boy befriends a bearded hermit and two gay robots, goes into space, snogs his sister and kills his dad. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Wyn (@WynRichards) September 6, 2014
Awkward teenage boy talks to Kirsten Dunst, then shoots out sticky white goo for the next 2 hours #explainafilmplotbadly
— Wonderella.bsky.social (@wonderella) September 7, 2014
The Original #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly or rather Brilliantly!! pic.twitter.com/W6tm7Bn75I
— luke griffin (@lukedgriffin) September 9, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly Kids never even get breakfast but still have the detention.
— Asher (@ashersc0tt) September 7, 2014
Awesome theme park has some technical difficulties.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/xAkTijjLeM
— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) September 6, 2014
Asthmatic father stops an incestuous relationship between his son and daughter while trying to build a death star. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Koogmo (@koogmo) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mike Myers goes on a quest to stop his home from being overrun by fairy tale creatures. He also has ear-wax candles.
— Ali (@Azniac) September 6, 2014
Hilary Duff discovers her doppelgänger, Hilary Duff, and becomes an Italian popstar. #explainafilmplotbadly
— kirstyn (@kirstynhippe) September 6, 2014
These 300 guys with great abs go to the beach and die #explainafilmplotbadly
— Scott Parkin (@CaliforniaGravy) September 6, 2014
A billionaire tries to improve his city by dressing like a bat and punching people. #explainafilmplotbadly
— S.A. Barton (@Tao23) September 6, 2014
Samuel L Jackson on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Bronx Zoo’s Cobra (@BronxZoosCobra) September 6, 2014
Nazis outwitted by Mary Poppins who has become a singing nun for some unknown reason #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/C6YsgXPHbF
— Dave (@daveyp) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly Leo DiCaprio and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are in everyones dreams, as usual pic.twitter.com/4nPTa1fbz0
— OLDBOI (@ItsHowYouUseIt) September 8, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly billionaire orphan dresses up like flying mammal to beat up an asthmatic bodybuilder http://t.co/nJS3JNxOVJ
— Alexander (@AlexGwynn) September 7, 2014
Boy meets girl. Boy paints girl. Girl hogs flotation device. Boy dies. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Gene (@EugeneMasonABQ) September 6, 2014
Young woman traveling on business is disappointed in room service. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/ZTnUBLRfiU
— Mark Winslow (@WinstonUK) September 7, 2014
A guy who had his hand cut off cuts off some other guy’s hand. The guy is also his kid. The first guy, I mean. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) September 6, 2014
A huge ship sinks in a very entertaining way.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014
Boat load of people take Ice Bucket Challenge. Ends badly. Girl floats away. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Will McCloy (@will_mccloy) September 8, 2014
While unlikely, the mission was actually possible. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly David Lynch finds out exactly how much heady bullshit you’ll put up with to watch some softcore lesbian porn
— jerk store answering service (@caylenb) September 6, 2014
Passive-aggressive spider gives dimwitted pig messiah complex. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Brian Herrera (@stinkylulu) September 7, 2014
Teenage girl slaughters children and tries to convince her friend to commit suicide #explainafilmplotbadly.. pic.twitter.com/LMcBNQDbpm
— Sherwin Clark-Assoon (@TwoEyedGovernor) September 7, 2014
Man wanted for assault goes on the run abducting a child and mentally challenged dog #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/aqObBrh2Jv
— Seán Cannon-Earley (@seanearley) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl leaves family and meets number
— miranda (@vilemiranda) September 6, 2014
I come down to say Hi and you guys kill me #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jesus Christ! Actually real and in no way a parody (@ThatBloke_Jesus) September 6, 2014
Magical witch comes to live with two children. Turns out she’s been shagging their chimney sweep #explainafilmplotbadly
— Chris Lent (@MrChrisLent) September 6, 2014
A man thought it was a good idea to bring back dinosaurs and put them into a big zoo. It wasn’t.#explainafilmplotbadly
— Ricky (@rickyn7) September 6, 2014
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