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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael Pitt and Brady Corbet play games that aren’t actually too funny

— Samuel Hoelker (@thecornthecorn) September 6, 2014

An alien visiting earth needs to make a phone call. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nathan Snelgrove (@nathansnelgrove) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Band plays a lot of songs with their friends

— Samuel Hoelker (@thecornthecorn) September 6, 2014

A lonely rebel in a suit searches the country for his bike. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Miller – @incanus@mastodon.social (@incanus77) September 6, 2014

Picard and Gandalf share an epic, doomed romance, and we learn what happens when a toad is struck by lightning. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob @robwillb.bsky.social (@robwillb) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy dresses up like a bat, fights a clown and takes the blame for murders committed by a man with half a face….

— This Chris (@chrisclifford34) September 6, 2014

This movie portrays just how badly cheating on your wife can be for the pet bunny.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
😉

— khaleesi (@khaleesi_1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a bunch of kids spend a Saturday at school working on an essay

— GJ (@juthful) September 6, 2014

A black guy and an Asian dude fight crime and no one can understand a word they’re saying. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RushHour

— Jesse Keim (@JesseKeimComedy) September 6, 2014

Two drag queens lie about literally everything to everyone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #SomeLikeItHot

— Adam Aucoin (@AdamCAucoin) September 6, 2014

The Beatles run around for a while. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Captain Wacky (@AnthonyScibelli) September 6, 2014

Long haired beardo sends a bunch of randos into volcano for a selfie, loses important ring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Nakagawa () (@ericnakagawa) September 6, 2014

Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom. You can tell because it often breaks out into Elton John music. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A group of Americans plan to enjoy a nice vacation in 1979 Iran, but a series of challenges attempt to spoil the fun!

— Bad Actually (@AimIessFriend) September 6, 2014

A mean guy digs for oil and the more oil he finds, the meaner he gets #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

Kids chosen by lottery are given lots of sharp implements to play with in really cool playground. Also, Lenny Kravitz #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alison (@Partyof3blog) September 6, 2014

A french dude steals a loaf of bread and runs away from the police… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@HunterFredrick) September 6, 2014

A film about a boy who wants to dance. And then he does. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Rob Owen (@Rob_Owen) September 6, 2014

Young magic girl gets groomed by female teacher. Boy eats chocolate cake. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liam (@LiamLambrini) September 6, 2014

A coked-out slob brainwashes innocent schoolchildren w/music no one wants to hear anymore. They lose the contest. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Glennda N. Zig (@20eyeDocs) September 6, 2014

A corporation hires employees to enter children’s rooms at night and make them scream so they have electricity #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— clet (@clet_x) September 6, 2014

Nobody believes a lady is on the train. Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kerry (@echidnabot) September 6, 2014

Two Lindsay Lohans meet at summer camp and concoct a scheme to get their parents back together #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Julia (@julsrich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly daughter gets kidnapped, people get found, people get killed

— Ben (@BenTorrance) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this boy who wants to be a magic boy becomes a magic boy and stuff, also theres a ginger

— BeneathTheHeadphones (@_Sam_Chaplin) September 6, 2014

Ex-nun makes kids dance wearing curtains. Seduces their dad. Sings at nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lucy O (@LucyOAgent) September 6, 2014

Powerful alien comes to Earth and foils a real estate scheme #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— THE pATHrick (@PatEqualsBest) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man perishes in a primitive air balloon. Horse rolls over in slow-mo.Several hours later: rivers, icons, more horses

— Brumerian Sans-culotte (@RedMaistre) September 6, 2014

Three guys suffer amnesia while searching for their wayward friend in Las Vegas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Arroyo Borealis (@NotTheRoyo) September 6, 2014

No one sees an iceberg, she says she will never let go, then let’s go #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ryan Wood (@RyanWoodFilm) September 6, 2014

An abandoned child squats in a brownstone, attempts murder, saves Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Rozmus (@timrozmus) September 6, 2014

A boy in a cupboard emerges from the world of miniature equine aficionado, discovers he has witch powers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brandon W. Peach (@BrandonPeach) September 6, 2014

An alcoholic meets a cartoon rabbit and they do stuff. And then he stops drinking. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johnny McHone (@JohnnyMchone) September 6, 2014

There’s this gun. And then there’s this other gun. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Gilman (@AndrewGilmanOK) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ed Norton finds self identity in basement full of sweaty, half-dressed men

— Posdmoose (@DOOMmoose96) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Really good basketball player gets recruited by weird creatures to save them from aliens

— Trevor (@ActuallyTrevor) September 6, 2014

Orang-utan shows Clint Eastwood how to act #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 6, 2014

Ex-boyfriend helps woman and new beau make travel arrangements. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/eFl5SZk07p pic.twitter.com/3sfRplqx7d

— Chris Csont needs more coffee ️\o/️ (@ccsont) September 6, 2014

Schoolgirl opens her mind up to the romantic possibilities of necrophilia #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/rM620dtGlc

— Michael Suibhne (@okmass) September 6, 2014

This family should have used birth control cause they have enough kids that they went to Paris without 1. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Selena Coppock (@SelenaCoppock) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly nutters in high school sing on a table

— Ben (@BenTorrance) September 6, 2014

A man with very nice clothes and a swanky apartment kills his colleagues & everyone he meets… Except he doesn’t #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Gosling Fuller (@MrGoslingFuller) September 6, 2014

A Jersey kid bugs his elderly neighbor enough that the man forces the boy to do slave labor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/aBGU8WsThv

— Taylor G. Johnson (@taylorgjohnson) September 6, 2014

Guy and girl meet, dislike each other, but have undeniable chemistry. Wackiness and misunderstandings occur. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gerald (@XedRegulus) September 6, 2014

Michael Bay explosion fest. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— isa – ️caprica imcaprica (@__caprica) September 6, 2014

@RobZandrowicz Giant robots come from space to fight and insult our childhood memories #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Brady (@The_Philster) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks has a goatee on a boat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Thornton (@patthornton) September 6, 2014

Do NOT eat the pie! …just don’t. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️‍ @ADignorantium@mstdn.social ️‍ (@ADignorantium) September 6, 2014

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Sam Neil loses his eyes, because a space ship is evil.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Darbyshire (@pablo_0151) September 6, 2014

An orphan rides a train and buys out the entire candy supply so the other kids can’t have any. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor G. Johnson (@taylorgjohnson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

government gathers team of mutants to stop Kevin Bacon

— Intern Girl (@avengers_intern) September 6, 2014

Power outage at a fancy new zoo turns deadly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Sanik (@nivek1234) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An heiress hitchhikes

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Cyclops dies and no one really seems to care but Wolverine???

— Intern Girl (@avengers_intern) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt doesn’t know the contents of a box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— hector (@_torga) September 6, 2014

Some kid finds a rat, sticks it under his hat and makes dinner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Menace Hopper (@Neurotunnel) September 6, 2014

Two ambitious young business men use a corpse as their wingman in ritzy beach town #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Weiner (@JoeWeiner) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A van full of people dreaming crash on a bridge and fall Ito a river

— Jared Bouland (@JaredBouland) September 6, 2014

You almost see Jessica Alba’s boobs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— I’m so money and I don’t even know it (@AdInsanitum) September 6, 2014

A shark makes a mistake#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Jones (@surfwagen) September 6, 2014

Awkward teen has sex with a pie & then later w Willow from Buffy. Also Rookie of the Year date’s Sharknado’s Ex-wife #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— THE pATHrick (@PatEqualsBest) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly new theme park fails to open to public due to unforeseen technical difficulties. Also Jeff Goldblum.

— Femme Karlach (@karlosmorale) September 6, 2014

A woman seeks the return of her lost groove. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Opthomas Prime (@thomastowell) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Band of outcasts fall asleep in a poppy field

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 6, 2014

Sexual predator torments 2 corpses in their own home. In the end he marries a child #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly (10 points2whoever gets that 1)

— PaulArnold (@arnie409) September 6, 2014

Nanny with a brolly and some right cockerny capers with bad accents#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miss Molly (@missy_molly_mol) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Crazy man in a bat suit fights large Mexican man who isn’t Mexican in this movie for whatever reason.

— Braden (@LordLancelot_) September 6, 2014

A young farmer is afraid of an old man and a guy in a black suit so he blows up their home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cody Hurst (@CDazzle91) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly He’s dead, but tells a story

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 12 jury members really want the guy to be guilty

— Cale Berger (@cale_berger) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leo bangs a rich girl, the boat sinks and Leo dies.

— Rambo! (@rambo_dogg) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A retarded guy runs, goes to ‘Nam, meets famous people and catches shrimp.

— Rambo! (@rambo_dogg) September 6, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence teaches Bradley Cooper how to dance #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Phillips (@IanReelDeal) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly People thought the world was going to end because some old dead people said so on their calendar

— Braden (@LordLancelot_) September 6, 2014

زن حامله بچه‌اش تو تصادف میمیره و این تنها سکانسیه که نمی‌بینیم #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/HdHsUhT92B

— alihejvani (@alihejvani) September 6, 2014

There’s this briefcase. Lots of swearing & violence happens out of order. We never find out what’s in the briefcase. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robin Marwick (gone away) (@electricland) September 6, 2014

80’s/90’s staple bastardized into explosive blockbuster by Michael Bay. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #explainEveryMichaelBayFilmPrecisely

— highly scatological (@RaisingOneBrow) September 6, 2014

Sam Malone, Police Academy’s Mahoney and Magnum PI Have A Baby #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Man thinks it would be fun to run a newspaper. It isn’t. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen Whitty (@StephenWhitty) September 6, 2014

An old man brings dinosaurs back to life to kill his grandchildren #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Maynard (@agmaynard) September 6, 2014

Sonny is played by that one actor… You know that guy.. He was Elf’s dad.. anyway, he gets shot at a tollbooth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Valek (@mtvalek) September 6, 2014

Simpleton befriends a gay man and his poverty-stricken friends, eats french fries, and becomes a vigilante. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 331 Miles (@331miles) September 6, 2014

They decided to turn Pearl Harbor into a love story.
It bombed.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ric White (@ScoobyCheese) September 6, 2014

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW HASHTAG TREND #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gabi Sprout (@myladysprout) September 6, 2014

Officer John McClane drives a flying cab while trying to protect Boron for some reason. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Palmer (@vasego1) September 6, 2014

دارن طلاق می‌گیرن ولی می‌رن شمال یه گاوو می‌کشن و طلاق نمی‌گیرن #داستان‌یه‌فیلمو‌بدتعریف‌کن #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— alihejvani (@alihejvani) September 6, 2014

Boy hangs out with scientist, goes back in time, meets family, plays guitar, bully eats poo, boy goes back to present #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Saideman (@smsaideman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Old guy grows younger @WilliamAder

— TwiterHero (@TwiterHero) September 6, 2014

FedEx guy is stranded on an island, becomes friends with a volleyball, delivers package 10 years later #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Julian Colalillo (@juliancolalillo) September 6, 2014

Neglected milf uses young man for sex but he falls in love with her daughter and then ruins a wedding.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) September 6, 2014

Girl from Veep befriends kid who is deathly allergic to bee stings and can’t see without his glasses. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sweet Jen (@jenhatesfun) September 6, 2014

Four real estate men cower at the size of Alec Baldwin’s dick. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Todd Van Allen (@heyitstva) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks is actually a teacher. Matt Damon doesn’t want to be saved but cries in the end. Vin Diesel saves a kid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yong Chavez (@YongChavezLA) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man falls into crevice. Cuts arm off. Gets out of crevice. Running time: 94 minutes

— Kris and Kyle (@kris_and_kyle) September 6, 2014

A studio builds a huge soundstage to host a show about a guy who is terribly afraid of water #explainafilmplotbadly

— Andrés Paniagua (@andres_paniagua) September 6, 2014

Leo DiCaprio has a dreidel with a complex backstory. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derek Brown (@NJDerek) September 6, 2014

Guy dresses up in black leather and beats up a clown trying to make a dishonest living #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Lenox (@kryptons_finest) September 6, 2014

Satanic neighbourhood watch and cornetto eating police

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cruella Breville (@Bad_Kate) September 6, 2014

Parents embarrassed of daughters “special needs” lock her away from society. She goes apeshit and freezes everything #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Annieohno (@annieohno88) September 6, 2014

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