#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Skateboader punk kid steals old man’s car and travels back in time to get it on with his mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Rofot (@ChrisRofot) September 6, 2014

Man’s estranged son and daughter recruit his former coworker to aid them in a plot to blow up his workplace #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #StarWars

— john morris (@pumpkinsam) September 6, 2014

Dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream wi.. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Iggy B (@Igatron) September 6, 2014

An oversized lizard takes a stroll down town and got mad salty against these other reptile-like creatures. #fight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ksee (@KenASugimoto) September 6, 2014

Rich man with lots of gadgets beats up people whilst wearing a mask and cape#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr Sanity (@MrSanity) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise displays currency for Cuba Gooding Jnr, a child shows a worrying interest in decapitation. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cat Taylor (@CatonSet) September 6, 2014

Boy is attacked by bees. Dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Orry (@VGTomO) September 6, 2014

It’s a story about how a girl should sit in the corner until a guy asks her to jump on him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miss Lucie (@lucieherself) September 6, 2014

Woman shot at her wedding so she kills a bunch of crazy Japanese martial arts experts#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kirsty (@Kirstb1) September 6, 2014

A group of little people are tricked by a wizard into returning a piece of jewellery. Sean Bean dies, obviously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul (@ghostlycola) September 6, 2014

Dara O’Briain tries to steal a celestial body with the help of some small yellow people #explainafilmplotbadly

— scarletto (@tacky_scar) September 6, 2014

Unintelligible boxer trains for fight against champion, loses #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zach W (@ZachLWaldrop) September 6, 2014

Guy wakes up to find a horse in his bed, turns out the mafia did it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David “Darkness” Weiner (@TikiAmbassador) September 6, 2014

British PM’s sister’s husband sleeps with his secretary. British PM sleeps with HIS secretary & sings X-mas carols. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

Boy meets girl. Girl fakes death but doesn’t tell boy. Boy kills himself. Girl kills herself. Their families rejoice #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dale (@dale_northladuk) September 6, 2014

Megan Fox inexplicably hooks up with a nerd. Also, there are giant robots. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Britt Aylen (@brittaylen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two kids & an adult play a Virtual Reality board game.

— Unko B (@flavoursome) September 6, 2014

English man with busy social calendar has baby with an American woman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amy Feldtmann (@AmyFeldtmann) September 6, 2014

Imbecile teaches Natalie Portman about how important plants are.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lew (@Hawkenhoof) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks makes a wish. It comes true so he gets to play a big piano and eat a baby corn. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Hann-Byrd (@BigManTate) September 6, 2014

Bunch of Italian guys eat pasta. One asks “how he is funny”.!Then they all pretty much end up dead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brett Guennel (@BGun874) September 6, 2014

Computer nerd takes drugs, kicks people in the face, shoots everyone else, none of it is real. He’s the hero.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Costello (@PaulCinephile) September 6, 2014

Disabled ex-serviceman is conflicted by his sense of duty and his love of a giant blue woman.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barny Boatman (@barnyboatman) September 6, 2014

Richard Attenborough tries to out do his brothers nature documentaries, goes horribly wrong. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin (@artschoolwank) September 6, 2014

A kid raised by his aunt and uncle doesn’t like his father when he first meets him.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Trump = LOSER (@perth_atheist) September 6, 2014

Blue-faced, jobless, antique hippy in a dress suffers freedom-Tourette’s while getting muddy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew O’Connor (@matthew0connor) September 6, 2014

Shark takes a vacation only to be hunted down by a gang of scarred singering drunks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dylan (@Dylaner) September 6, 2014

Italian American beats up a black man #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Motty (@JayMotty) September 6, 2014

Apes touch black slab, evolve into Man. Men touch black slab, create lip reading computer that has funny five minutes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@thatjimdavis) September 6, 2014

One of them dies, comes back and they make some pottery #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma is a little teapot. (@Muffinmum) September 6, 2014

Adam Sandler speaks with a weird voice. Nothing funny happens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. C-LOS (@Dr_C_LOS) September 6, 2014

Man steals penicillin because cuckoo clocks are boring. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James A (@ExeterDormouse) September 6, 2014

Girl sluts around with a vampire and a werewolf and never changes expression #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tills (@stanforcj) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Project X is about a small party, where everyone doesn’t do anything illegal and no one uses drugs or alcohol.

— Zach Pellowski (@BehindTheZach) September 6, 2014

Snakes on a plane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel Carosone @uep@octodon.social (@redtwitdown) September 6, 2014

A guy with big hair & tights steals a baby, & the sister has to go through a maze & jump off some steps to save it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Darby //also darbotron on masto & bluesky (@darbotron) September 6, 2014

She allows him to participate in the ultimate ice challenge whilst she watches from a floating door. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keri ️‍ (@leadinmyfeet) September 6, 2014

A planet of apes rises but hasn’t dawned yet #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Doucette (@doctorshrugs) September 6, 2014

Two guys cheat on their history final, go to the mall and learn to play guitar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chiono-kun (チオノ-クン) (@Chionokun) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks recaps his entire life story whilst sitting on a bench eating chocolates. He actually achieves a lot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MarcFC (@marcfc) September 6, 2014

Well. They’re not good boys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kanala Harris (@ItsMishMash) September 6, 2014

Snakes on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Taylor (@ikostar) September 6, 2014

Insomniac gets stalked by female journalist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard White (@MrChard) September 6, 2014

I can’t sleep due to the sheer creativeness coming from the tag #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— boris (@borissichiho) September 6, 2014

A guy takes drugs to realise he is living in a computer and is possibly jesus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz Bein (@itslizbein) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a guy dreams and has a spinning top.

— Katy P (@KatyLeanne25) September 6, 2014

Man turns house into a makeshift blimp then illegally smuggles himself and a young boy into somehere in South America #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel Kai (@rikonai) September 6, 2014

Double-dildo sequence has an awfully long and convoluted back story #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sizemore (@sizemore) September 6, 2014

блин ржачно пипец ))) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #whereismike

— GG Turkey (@SergeiKoposov) September 6, 2014

Child-hating man realises kids aren’t too bad through exposure to two particularly annoying brats. Some dinosaurs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pete Wharmby (@commaficionado) September 6, 2014