#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Dancing is banned but people dance anyway. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Puff the Magic Hater (@MsKellyMHayes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly animated toys stretch out a tired, hamfisted point about forgetting your childhood to feature length for the 3rd time

— Aurist (@Aurist) September 6, 2014

All Bruce Willis wanted was a Cappuccino and to sing….#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) September 6, 2014

One patriarch tries to keep his wacky family from messing up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/61QObYraz4

— precautionary fail (@flahertytweets) September 6, 2014

Kevin Costner talks a lot. Someone is shot. Back and to the left… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014

bloke with sword chops the heads off of other blokes with swords who are immortal, they die, they are not immortal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Davies (@LeeMarkDavies) September 6, 2014

A youth is told to kill dragons but decides to learn how to ride them instead. Not about puberty, well ok maybe… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Furry Philosopher? (@TheEmptyShadow) September 6, 2014

Kid loses sled and just won’t shut up about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Breen (@BodyofBreen) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Toys? They’re watching you fap.

— Dr. Diet Publicola (@DietPublicola) September 6, 2014

An older black/ Asian/ Native American person has nothing better to do than help scrawny white teen “find himself”. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mrs. Peel (@mrs__peel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Turns out the real monster is humanity.

— The Shogun of Sorrow (@DGoddamnGlover) September 6, 2014

Rich guy beats the everloving CRAP out of poor, mentally unstable people after experiencing his first trauma in life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Corey The Day the Earth Stood Still (@BrainWithEyes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly People still have VCRs and developed photos but they work weird, a damp girl hates you, a tape is a chain letter.

— Grunkle Stan (he/him) | Vaxed | Masked (@worstninjaever) September 6, 2014

A man has dinner with his friend named Andre for 90 minutes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
lots of dogs

— beefmilk (@beefmilk) September 6, 2014

Giant robots and ad placements #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— halcyon heron (@bondi_bluebird) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly three men set sail to fuck a shark

— elon musk real (@RobynOnIine) September 6, 2014

The one guys keeps beating the crap outta himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/64d15DW8zk

— Shane Luis (@RerezTV) September 6, 2014

@MooseAllain A woman meets a posh man, thinks he’s a git, nearly gets off with a lothario, then becomes Mrs posh #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Mitchell (@silverpebble) September 6, 2014

@capysarecool Guy with toothache goes “Heyyyyy! I’mma the Godfather!” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Chaney (@NickJChaney) September 6, 2014

3 unemployed scientists hire a black guy to drive their car for them while they con people out of money. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@ColossusNick) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tim allen doesn’t even have the guts to gain a bunch of weight for realsies

— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) September 6, 2014

Grown man plays with mashed potatoes till aliens arrive #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— la loba (@_jester09_) September 6, 2014

Well if you liked Face/On do I got a film for you #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— samuel (@samtrayter) September 6, 2014

The guy outgrows his toys and gives them away #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— oh no (@stephencapps) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dude floated in the water then woke up and kicked everybody’s ass.

— cigarmike (@cigarmike) September 6, 2014

A man takes 9 seasons to explain to his children how he met his wife #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mitch Poppe (@MitchPoppe) September 6, 2014

bald man climbs office building, shooting everybody inside #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly snakes on a plane … O wait

— BarbaraMcMahon(()) (@southsalem) September 6, 2014

Henry leaves his family in the dirt feeling wrath and goes to California to find some grapes.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DatingDonts.com (@DatingDonts) September 6, 2014

With age, boy plays with toys less often. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Iserson (@davidiserson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly penguins piss on one another http://t.co/9WmkjqTWNy

— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly King of England but still his wife did all the talking.

— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 6, 2014

Guy who always wants “more cow bell” is in Vietnam playing Russian roulette. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Embrace The Mask (@MrsLindfern) September 6, 2014

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— ريال مدريد (@trok1212_) September 6, 2014

Emma Watson gives an autistic kid his first boner and it’s hailed as a masterpiece for teens #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sagiterrorist (@wetmintsalad) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Transported to a surreal land, a girls kills the first person she meets then teams up with 3 strangers to kill again

— Scheherazade (@Omshadiddle) September 6, 2014

two rival gangs amazingly manage to earn respect, territory in New York while doing ballet #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) September 6, 2014

Dude repeats same day over and over till this one chick falls in love with him.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mabs Makes Stuff ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ (@Dammit__Woman) September 6, 2014

It’s Rex Manning Day #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Audrey Porne (@AudreyPorne) September 6, 2014

Erudite European attempts to attain bearer bonds through nefarious means #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Greg Koenig (@gak_pdx) September 6, 2014

Jesse Pinkman feels a need, but for speed not meth. No not that kind of speed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/uG8pwiKeHg

— J.R. (@Straffo) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly the King of Queens quits IPS for another uniform job but a smaller vehicle.

— Nader Shatara (@nadershatara) September 6, 2014

Memento fucks Gladiator’s girlfriend before they become friends and solve a murder#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— plant based gluten (@WhiteWheatTweet) September 6, 2014

Mawwiage bwings some people togedder. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Uva (@nickuva) September 6, 2014

Shark terrorizes beach. They’re going to need a bigger boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jordan (@JG_QA) September 6, 2014

Giant marshmallows fall on New York City, Bill Murray cracks jokes.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wayland Smith (@WaylandSmith1) September 6, 2014

Super duper space Americans explore colonialism and the savior complex on a new planet and tail-on-tail sex. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hello (@Clio_On_Kinja) September 6, 2014

Creepy redhead sneaks into a window and kidnaps 3 small children. Parents are devastated. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @ShawnIsWrite

— Lena deLoache (@Lena_deLoache) September 6, 2014