#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

4 guys have a bachelor party and Vegas happens.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wayland Smith (@WaylandSmith1) September 6, 2014

Twelve blokes sat in a hot room arguing about the boy, the old man and some lady across the street #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Retep Retals (@retalsp) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an indigent species fights cultural appropriation by racist marines. Mewstly at night.

— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) September 6, 2014

Selfish private won’t go home after all his brothers die in WWII, gets everyone else killed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Rogers Says Check Out DRAC! on GoKidGo.com (@EricRogersHere) September 6, 2014

A shark tries to live peacefully in his natural habitat. Roy Scheider kills him from a boat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mattmerchant (@midmerch) September 6, 2014

two young men misplace their car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— raandy (@randygdub) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So…Bill Murray goes to the army no wait navy no I was right the army and makes fun of guys then kisses an MP chick

— Mike Gaffney (@MikeGaffneyNOW) September 6, 2014

The World ended, became a wasteland of deserts, vine forests, and giant insects, and suddenly the World ended again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ferdi F.Z. (@f_fz) September 6, 2014

3 brothers on a train in India but just one of the Wilson brothers is in it Bill Murray cameos & someone dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barbro Rakos (@discobreath) September 6, 2014

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Old lady takes the ice bucket challenge & it doesn’t end well. Young chick steals her shoes.

— Timothy Thelen (@timmthelen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Eleven jurors just want to go home, but one guy’s like, “Hang on, guys, I’ve been thinking.”

— James Roy (@jamesroywriter) September 6, 2014

Jennifer Lopez gets beat up by white dude. Then she remembers she’s Puerto Rican. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Black Dad Livin’ (@CogitoHayes) September 6, 2014

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Anthony Hopkins nips out for a bite.
Some bloke makes a dress, so Jodie foster shoots him

— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bad guy

— beefmilk (@beefmilk) September 6, 2014

Skinny lady gets a bad haircut and then cries about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/m5vVStAc7e

— DF (@Dean_Machine_) September 6, 2014

Two chicks fight over shoes. One seems to be on an acid trip. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/2CjUKiSsm9

— J.R. (@Straffo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The devil makes toast land jelly-side down.

— Kat (@EvilHerbivoreLP) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they really love warm Coors

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

Non-Aids Philadelphia guy plays ping pong, says shrimp #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014

Johnny Deep hooks up with a much younger Christina Ricci. Christopher Walken loses his head about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Edweirdian Age (@AstroStomp) September 6, 2014

Michael Jordan plays basketball by himself to endorse a soundtrack #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sagiterrorist (@wetmintsalad) September 6, 2014

Girl went to party with too-large shoes. Loses a shoe. Prince guy with nothing to do tries to return shoe to her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bianca (@biancallamis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A housewife seduces a corrupt alderman in order to get an easement on her property.

— crisp mattman (@cushbomb) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis has to kill all these terrorists in a building only he doesn’t have shoes on the whole time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) September 6, 2014

Hooker specializing in handsome men and no blowjobs or anal snags rich bore. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brilliant Germ (@expatina) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly She has such doubts.

— Brandon (@bnowalk) September 6, 2014

Alien ships use AppleTalk networking to much regret #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Victor Agreda Jr (@superpixels) September 6, 2014

All weird famous people are probably aliens but you don’t know it because some suits shined a flashlight in your eyes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AbbyMoriah (@AbbyMoriah) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly ..A Scotsman goes to war with an English army sporting a striped dress, blue face blush and fantastic hair !

— and Coke (@andcoke) September 6, 2014

Apes fling bones, a man Skypes from a space station, the spaceship computer malfunctions, an astronaut trips out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Real Jose Galvan (@Jose_Galvan) September 6, 2014

A tiny old man falls out of this lady’s vagina and her husband sells him to a perverted, but nice, black lady. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bearcub (@bearcub577) September 6, 2014

A new technology allows mankind to enter dreams, where it is discovered that thoughts are protected by snowmobiles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jordan Makin (@jordmakin) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A fish works at the carwash, gets played, and becomes a hero

— tired (@Wholesomereader) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly he might have fucked a coconut

— prostiDUDE (@tyranosex) September 6, 2014

Creepy but cute girl climbs inside tv. Family panics #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014

Plot of Hamlet, but with lions, singing warthogs and meekrats. #hakunamatata #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @midnight

— Jesse Friedman (@beerandnosh) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Englishman goes up hill, comes down mountain

— Brandon (@bnowalk) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jurassic Park: Dinosaurs eat people. John Williams is the Man

— Sam Stewart (@Stewbaby17) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly its either kurt russell or keith david

— Lisa Furioso (@LisaFurioso) September 6, 2014

A college kid makes Facebook a big deal by being a relentless dick. #explainafilmplotbadly #RealityMovie

— S.A. Barton (@Tao23) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Keanu Reeves is a lawyer and

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Cloud has a bad rash and has to deal with three Hot Topic kids that want to enslave children

— Rasen Bran (Armored Core VI Arc) (@RasenBran) September 6, 2014

Some guys get roofied by their chubby funny friend in Vegas. One of them gets lost. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cody. (@The_SpacePope) September 6, 2014

#aflswansfreo#NRLWstCro#AFLFinals #australianproblemsnight#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/e3ctViXis1

— IndigenousX LTD (@IndigenousXLtd) September 6, 2014

Directed by Michael Bay. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— brx0 (@brx0) September 6, 2014

Guy swears at God until he BECOMES God then it’s not so funny, but Morgan Freeman IS god & HE thinks it’s HILARIOUS. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Flipped Bit Liz ️‍️ (@theliz13) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I think he’s a Turkish gangster? Or hell I dunno

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

A prostitute gets some dumbass rich dude to buy her nice clothes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cody. (@The_SpacePope) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a guy with a mullet loses his parents, fights kid rock, meets Christopher walken, and gets poo on him @DavidSpade

— Mark Hagelauer (@markhagelauer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they’re all people but ants

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014