#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

To save his life, father gives away his daughter to a monster who Stockholm syndromes her into beastiality. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marwan Imam (@TheOnlyWarman) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks ages and gets a job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave (@hullodave) September 6, 2014

White guy from Detroit . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

Saturday school #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Bronze Kneecap (@JDpittsIV) September 6, 2014

Victim of childhood violence cracks, develops split personality, kills deranged circus clown. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) September 6, 2014

2 fed up girls looking for empowerment wear scarves in an open top car, hang out with Brad Pitt & drive off a cliff #explainafilmplotbadly

— Maheen Usmani (@MaheenUsmani) September 6, 2014

Island of crazy people , solves crime , is actually crazy . #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

Volkswagen Beetle possessed by a demon goes on a rampage. People don’t notice the evil in their midst. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bert Swattermain (@BertSwattermain) September 6, 2014

Don’t put Renton in charge of your bank #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/kRFPIW8ZLD

— John B (@johnb78) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tippi Hedren plays Angry Birds, loses.

— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Old woman tells grandchild that her whole life she’s been in love w/ her 1-night-stand who died on ship 80 yrs. ago.

— Helen S. Pumpkins (@helenshang) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They sleep then they dream. pic.twitter.com/Kk0vECMcJq

— Hadi M. Nor (@hadimnor) September 6, 2014

Reynolds and Gleason explore the destructive cycle of obsession and addiction (w/an elephant symbolizing alcoholism). #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Weekes (@PatrickWeekes) September 6, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper spend weeks learning to dance, but find they’re mediocre at best. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daisy Buchanan (@NotRollergirl) September 6, 2014

Teddy bears worship droid as God. Droid instructs teddy bears to commit galactic genocide. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Taylor ️ (@FutureBoy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Someone gives Frank Miller 60 million to make a movie.

— Andrew Ihla (@AndrewIhla) September 6, 2014

A dude who is into his sister has to fight their father over a big grey sphere in the sky. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Semi-AFK Spinell (@HailstormJoshua) September 6, 2014

White girl claims to be from Africa.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

Spoiled brat learns he is adopted, wrecks havoc with his family, tries to kill his brother & his brothers friends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

Ray Liotta menaces Kurt Russel and we see Madeline Stowe’s boobs.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Infernoian (he/him) (@unrulyian) September 6, 2014

This old dude’s wife dies so kidnaps this kid, ties a bunch of balloons to his house and float to South America.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mabs Makes Stuff ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ (@Dammit__Woman) September 6, 2014

Some weirdos keep breaking into song in the middle of a normal conversation. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mrs. Peel (@mrs__peel) September 6, 2014

Orphan kid rebels against surrogate family to run away & wave sticks around w/ bearded men in skirts & funny hats. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Q. (they/them) | @quiara.net on the bluer skies (@Quiara) September 6, 2014

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Morris (@SaneIsCrazy) September 6, 2014

A man uses a rat to make food taste better. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KT, mostly on Mastodon these days (@TheKinkyTurtle) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis is a ghost, and this kid can see him, but you don’t figure that out until the end. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brendan Tobin (@Kothag) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise, Anthony Edwards, and Val Kilmer take the Highway to the Danger Zone. Kill Russians and lose a goose.#explainafilmplotbadly

— Infernoian (he/him) (@unrulyian) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly men? men are weak.

— VVitch (@gwrthryfel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly She kills Bill

— Mr. Young (@young_nc22) September 6, 2014

B&W chick passes out in the middle of a storm & wakes up all colorful so it’s really a pro-tornado propaganda movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Davidson (@rockskimmer) September 6, 2014

The Lord Of The Rings: A group of vicious hobbits destroy the life and career of a jeweler who dared to dream big. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed Heddle (@EdHeddle) December 8, 2014

#ExplainAMoviePlotBadly A German and a cripple fall in love.

— ࣪ ˖ ( .ᐟ) ु ˎˊ˗ (@eximiusmiles) November 5, 2014

Aliens come to Earth, catch a cold, and die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zxTQ9eSttf

— Kristen Miller (@Kristen_Kehoe) September 28, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly …It’s supposed to be about what a girl wants, but Amanda Bynes tells us what SHE wants instead.

— Art Is Life, Life Is Art (@ArtIsLifeLife) September 17, 2014

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— K A R I M A (@karimasanela) September 16, 2014

@Mollitude A hooker lands herself a rich guy, sending young girls a bad message. #PrettyWoman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eliot Sirota (@OneEyedJedi) September 14, 2014

A bedridden girl is surprised and angry when her mother calls a priest instead of a doctor to help cure her illness. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick McEntyre (@P_McE) September 13, 2014

“@blandfers: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pdrqoJUOhH” #ffse

— Folkhems Khal Drogo (@Isacparker) September 12, 2014

Grandfather reads romance novel to sick grandson. They like it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/NspjGcwmnn

— Leah Petersen ️‍ ️‍️ (she/they) (@LeahPetersen) September 12, 2014

@ImprovsQueenBs precocious girl writes a diary while playing an epic game of hide-n-seek. The Nazis win. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alexa Hansen (@awkwardlyyes) September 11, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Unemployed actor lands a job on a soap opera, becomes an overnight sensation, learns how to wear a girdle. #Tootsie

— Tom Craig (@TomCraigLA) September 11, 2014

Epic boat fail.http://t.co/unjKbPlOmP#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dissolve (@dissolve) September 10, 2014

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— Insight Film Festival (@InsightFF) September 10, 2014

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— The Liberation Collective (@TicoandTina) September 10, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Soldier gets captured by the Japanese. Eats a flower and kisses a bloke from the Yellow Magic Orchestra.

— David Bowie Wonderworld (@bowieww) September 9, 2014

Kevin Costner can’t keep his mullet dry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luke Bartolo (@LukeBartolo1) September 9, 2014

Lonely old man with strange eating habits seeks to relocate to London with the help of a gullible real estate agent #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Funky Mustache (@xicanoxl) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly: A Costumed dork uses dumb luck to beat me

— Bonesaw McGraw (@MegaMcgraw) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man tries really, really hard to get people to call him ‘Star-Lord’

— Na’a (@NaaMurad) September 9, 2014

A girl drives a bus really fast. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Big Mets Fan (@bigmetsfan1) September 9, 2014