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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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#explainafilmplotbadly people die, but not really.#Marvel

— DWΞΞB (@Tankgunner007) September 7, 2014

It’s easier to teach drillers how to work in space than it is to train astronauts how to operate a drill. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hex Maniac Patricia (@Babbletrish) September 7, 2014

Missionary & boatman try to plan their wedding. It goes awry.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/CxcsHn9hKF

— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) September 7, 2014

An enormous ape visits New York and is unhappy with his treatment there. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philip Ardagh (@PhilipArdagh) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a disabled kids mother and siblings all die leaving him with his dad where he gets kidnapped. pic.twitter.com/0gj1ZVhrpm

— youtube slayed me (@magconlover827) September 7, 2014

Sandra Bullock floats around space stifling panic while George Clooney clowns around while waiting to die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly half naked mustache learns his wee brother to get his wiggle on to ravenous women! #Jackhammer http://t.co/CumLYcCHFM

— Mia Golden (@GoldenJamaican) September 7, 2014

Caperucita roja conoce a lobo feroz por internet, termina por cortarle las pelotas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Akela (@CapRevolution) September 7, 2014

Guy starts a martial arts club with bad marketing policy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Filip (@prokrastinator_) September 7, 2014

A woman wakes up from a coma to reconnect with her former coworkers and her “baby daddy”. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/EwOXKZaQXv

— Jeff Lane (@WriterJeffLane) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Brothers fighting over their dad’s attention end up letting loose a green thing & aliens that destroy New York.

— Christopher Bourque (@cwbourque) September 7, 2014

Girl and vampire fall in love and spend the rest of the time staring at each other #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Win San Pang (@WinSanPang) September 7, 2014

Children refuse to help pack up their home and go spelunking w/ felons to destroy historical artifacts #goonies #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jason Warren (@lostinhistory) September 7, 2014

A girl with magic powers, almost kills her sister and then runs away from home & gives everyone hypothermia #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jasmin (@jazzkutanon) September 7, 2014

An orphan beats up a clown #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PmwoqvEXKq

— derekvanvliet (@derekvanvliet) September 7, 2014

Marty Mcfly discovers that Hill Valley is cleaner, but his mother is dirtier, in 1955. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan T (@bryantunick) September 7, 2014

Monkeys bury Statue of Liberty replica on beach to confuse Charlton Heston #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy Smyth (@jemsmyth) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it’s the old lady…..

— Broba Fett – Riff Raff Enjoyer (@TheDietCokeBtn) September 7, 2014

*sells you on the film but forgets to mention that Tobey Maguire narrates the damn thing* #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/FovwowEa2G

— 17 Squares Packed Into 1 Square (@Pray4Chandler) September 7, 2014

A kid befriends an alien and the kid’s mom never sees it- except under a bedsheet. At end it almost takes their dog. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josiah Austin (@joeaustin) September 7, 2014

Batman y Wolverine compiten por quien es mejor mago. Al primero lo ayuda Black Widow y al segundo David Bowie.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tomás (@TomVidal228) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kristen Stewart makes faces like someone farted for 2 hours then a grown man fall in love with a baby

— Dr. Taco (@DrTaco29) September 7, 2014

Hacker takes drug from bald stranger. Discovers he’s a battery. Learns Kung Fu. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emilio Gómez (@EmilioRGomez) September 7, 2014

Vampire fall in love with it’s food #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/763hnDZx4J

— Ozzy (@geminigod) September 7, 2014

Top-hatted abuser uses direct marketing to lure children to test the boundaries of safety legislation in his factory #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Morton (@tommorton) September 7, 2014

A deranged goalie loses hockey stick. Gets angry. Uses machete instead with disastrous results #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Horror News Radio (@HorrorNewsRadio) September 7, 2014

Tom Cruise flies jet, rides motorcycle and plays volleyball while listening to Kenny Loggins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dark Magician (@DrkMgcn399) September 7, 2014

A prince abdicates his throne to hang out with his gay friends until his old girlfriend sets him straight. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hiker(a)floofydottech (@HikerYote) September 7, 2014

Psychologically damaged father partners with challenged stranger to find abducted crippled son #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/eW8i1BMiPI

— Benjamin Djidi (@BDjidi) September 7, 2014

“Oldboy.” YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK MAAAAAAAAN! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anthony Sardinha (@AntfishVO) September 7, 2014

Jacked-up Super Saiyan yells “KAKAROT!” through the whole film as he pummels @iSaiyanGohan @Goten and @PresentTrunks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris (@Clbull118) September 7, 2014

Egomaniac cowboy and delusional spaceman battle abandonment issues in a quest for self worth #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Soph (@_zosophF1) September 7, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio takes a nap on a plane and has a really intense dream. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neale Bastiaans (@CallmeBas) September 7, 2014

Blonde hussy from Texas has intercourse with a city #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cub Carson (@CubCarson) September 7, 2014

Heat wave makes everyone in Brooklyn cranky. Samuel L. Jackson narrates. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @SamuelLJackson

— Frances Lefkowitz (@YesFrances) September 7, 2014

The social club at Edward Norton’s soap company gets out of hand #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gav Squires (@GavSquires) September 7, 2014

A very forgetful man checks into lots of hotels and writes a to do list on his body. It all happens backwards. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed O’Meara (@edfomeara) September 7, 2014

Bridgette Wilson falls in love with a man who retakes 3rd grade. Steve Buscemi shoots a man at a high school assembly#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CM (@chrismeditz) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
I’m Groot.
I’m Groot.
I’m Groot.
I’m Groot.

— chasmees (@MahaStupidosaur) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly if you don’t want to face Rakhi Sawant ever in life.

— thesillyindian (@thesillyindian) September 7, 2014

You can be a total dick to a girl, as long as you pay her one REALLY awesome compliment.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PCjDVlZYiX

— AwesomeShit.Ninja (@ASNinjaReviews) September 7, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio loves drugs, women and money. Still can’t win an Oscar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Doug Jamieson (@itsdougjam) September 7, 2014

The Cleveland Indians’ owner wants them to lose, but she’s so mean they decide to win. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @RobWorsoff @TheRealSchwartz

— Patrick McEntyre (@P_McE) September 7, 2014

On the trail of his kidnapped son, a father finds help in the form of a troubled amnesiac. They are fish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) September 7, 2014

Old man builds an theme park. Reviewers don’t like it very much. Oh, there are some dinosaurs too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— George Astridge (@George_Astridge) September 7, 2014

#Bagavathi–>A tea master turns a *DON* 😀#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 😉

— Takayasu (@Yaaaaaayme) September 7, 2014

Chiwetel plays violin. Chiwetel is sold to slavery. Chiwetel runs away from slave masters #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Psychosis (@Cindy_Ihua) September 7, 2014

Everyone dies in the end, so don’t bother watching it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cosmic Bos (@CosmicBos) September 7, 2014

Girl kills witch with a house & hunts for the Wizard with her three mutant friends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe D. Horse Capture (@NativeCurator) September 7, 2014

Three women gold digging and selling furniture to pay for their apartment #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katie (@babybacalling) September 7, 2014

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