#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

The athleticism & vertical leaping ability of Caucasian basketball players is called into question. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Pat DaBiere (@patdabiere) September 7, 2014

4 Jamaican guys slide down ice. They crash #explainafilmplotbadly

— jaymie (@simmoslxter) September 7, 2014

Orphan forced to abandon the moisture farm he was set to inherit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maggie “Go Birds” Serota (@maggieserota) September 7, 2014

Robin Williams dresses up as a woman to win his wife back from James Bond. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wbIWsRgYKx

— Handsome Phil (@PhilCogar) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 hit men drive around, talk a lot about hamburgers

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Alien raised by farmers beats up a bald man

— Mike Roe (he/him) ️ (@MikeRoe) September 6, 2014

Well @simonpegg … that’s a fair summation of the #StarWars plot… from a certain point of view… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Star Wars UK (@StarWarsUK) September 6, 2014

Woman starts affair with rich guy who owns too many shirts and gets shot into his own pool. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Laura Wolf (@farmoutloud) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks is a young boy who uses magic to trick a middle-aged business woman into sleeping with him. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Blackman (@MikeRBlackman) September 6, 2014

Farm boy inherits ship, fights Mandy Patankin, and scares a prince by getting out of bed. Gets the girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Laidlaw (@Mike_Laidlaw) September 6, 2014

A beloved book is ruined. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— crappystuffforjerks (@somecleverthing) September 6, 2014

There’s a guy and some stuff happens but it works out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh James (@joshjamesxxx) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey spends a lot of time on a thoughtful present for Brad Pitt who is not appreciative. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Stobby (@LeeStobby) September 6, 2014

Boy travels across decades to hang out with an old man and watch his parents kiss. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/FYQ566Vcjx

— Hal Lublin (He/Him) (@hallublin) September 6, 2014

Orphan is abused by guardians. Goes to boarding school and is terrorised by a bald man for 8 years. #harrypotter #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A Man Called Horse (@sureshot82) September 6, 2014

She comes with him because she wants to live. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a rebellious boy joins the hood only to die later pic.twitter.com/ZiJqrKx7rJ

— Jack Keenan (@keenan97) September 8, 2014

A girl with a beat box is reunited with an old friend and then makes new tater tots @CampTakota #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ItWasAllAboutAlison

— deirdre (@deirdrepricee) September 6, 2014

This fish gets taken and his dad will do anything to get him back #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bathilda Bagshot (@BagshotBathead) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Connor’s dad is a virgin so he sends him back in time to fuck his mother

— Mister Rogers Trolley Problem (@woodmuffin) September 6, 2014

Stupid guy can’t use anything but his foot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas Schnauz (@TomSchnauz) September 6, 2014

Blake Lively has sex with Taylor Kitsch AND Aaron Johnson, gets punished by jealous bitches #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) September 6, 2014

Mathematical prodigy distracted from original work by psychoanalysis, snark and pussy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 6, 2014

Guy with mommy issues likes to kill women in showers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly It’s a Christian movie. If you are a Christian you are obligated to see it.

— Chet Churchpain (@Churchpain) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly gay cowboys

— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 6, 2014

@CampTakota #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a handyman doesn’t know what’s going on and gets climbed like a tree #TeamChet

— max (@sapphicsiyeons) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
short people climb mountains with a ring

— unhinged & unserious (@horrorfication) September 6, 2014

Orca whales are deadly#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Bacon-Nate-or (@bacon_gillepic) September 8, 2014

He makes a chair. They kiss in the rain. Everyone cries. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheffy (@iFunnyChef) September 6, 2014

Black people destroy a pizza shop. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Monteiro, cisgender male (@monteiro) September 6, 2014

The most overrated president of our lifetime meets one of his top Iran-Contra advisors.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#p2 pic.twitter.com/CtwEpR32vp

— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Snakes on a Plane

— Matt Leys (@mattleys) September 6, 2014

boy with stick kills man without a nose #explainafilmplotbadly

— STEVEN (@stevenyouidiot) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly girl with magic powers who just wanna let it go

— (@kangarookandy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly sexy green ogre finds true love

— shrek shrek 2 shrek the third shrek forever after (@ShrekJokez) September 6, 2014

@Nachoooo_Libre #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a religious man wants the corn out of his face

— daniel (@DanielAhuitzotl) September 8, 2014

HAAHAAHA RT @AlexGwynn #explainafilmplotbadly billionaire orphan dresses up like flying mammal to beat up an asthmatic bodybuilder

— Wandering Kammiya (@kothubarotta) September 8, 2014

The worst babysitter ever sees David Bowie’s junk and cries a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brad Gallaway (@bradgallaway) September 6, 2014

A gang of bad guys give this Uma Thurman a really hard time. But she writes down their names and kills all of them. #explainafilmplotbadly

— techweenie (@techweenie) September 6, 2014

Old man lures childeren to his factory with sweets #explainafilmplotbadly

— Leckey #RCFF #VJ (@electric_raver) September 8, 2014

Spoiled aristocratic woman has man troubles amidst terrible war, and we are all supposed to give a damn. #explainafilmplotbadly

— northierthanthou.com (@Brimshack) September 6, 2014

Teen and older scientist travel through time to stop the teen from not existing. He nearly sleeps with his own mum. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Stu Chandler (@FoodieStu) September 7, 2014

Basically you’re not allowed to talk about it. Although the guy who tells you that turns out to not be real anyway. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jake Lambert (@jakelambertcom) September 6, 2014

Farm boy hacks into famous woman’s private video recording intended for someone else. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/tZdpq2fdb9

— Todd (maths & words) (@WrongTodd) September 14, 2014

Five school kids in their 20s go for breakfast but get detention instead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 6, 2014

Sam plays it again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 6, 2014

Man escapes from prison to renovate boat. Friend hopes he will see him again. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Harriet Sinclair (@Sinclair_H) September 8, 2014

Young boy attempts to shelter undocumented immigrant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/GdmLOxQsno

— Hasani (@HasaniSinclair) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a bipolar latex furry with daddy issues & a large wine cellar pursues his obsession with a murderous failed clown.

— Alex van Beek (@AlexvanBeek) September 6, 2014