#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Bizarre little rich boy gets his bike stolen, he refuses to report it to the police and falls into a manic episode.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Pasco (@alexpalex) September 6, 2014

Some guys get really drunk, forget what happened and then remember what happened #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AJ (@OohSparklez) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Big ape falls for a showgirl, she breaks his heart and he dies. Oh, yeah, spoiler alert.

— Keith LoBue (@KeithLoBue) September 6, 2014

Man dies after new girlfriend refuses to share space on massive chunk of floating ship debris. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Parabolic Arc (@spacecom) September 6, 2014

Han Solo gets a teaching job and decides to wear a big hat and whip, just to find a cup. Nazis hate him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Laverty (@plaverty24) September 6, 2014

Billionaire battles social injustices by stealing military hardware and punching a clown #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Skolnick (@jaredskolnick) September 6, 2014

Deranged doctor builds time machine and has it stolen by apprentice with Oedipus complex. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— señor nalgas (@MrLawson) September 6, 2014

White people go to another planet and shot at butt-naked Smurfs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daryl Wright (@daryl_wright) September 6, 2014

A bunch of disobedient kids steal historic artifacts in the misguided hope that it’ll save their foreclosed homes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Pasco (@alexpalex) September 6, 2014

An awkward teenager has an Tupperware-selling uncle, learns some sweet dances moves, & won’t share his tots. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jags Board Game & Movie Guy (@MoviePaul) September 6, 2014

Greatest President ever constantly harangued / hounded by media elite duo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/57Akp4JDjd

— Johannes Wheeldon (@JusticeLawDev) September 6, 2014

Dude with long nails fights a man with a large pocket knife and a mask. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Always Enough (@BusbyRock30) September 6, 2014

That bloke from Moonlighting chucks the Sheriff of Nottingham off a skyscraper. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gareth L. Powell (@garethlpowell) September 6, 2014

Little midget fella and his mates take forfuckingever to destroy an evil ring. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Smith (@Adam_Smith_82) September 6, 2014

Schizophrenic scientist with anger issues has a bad day and goes on a wrecking spree. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) September 6, 2014

A bunch of little people lose a map, oh oh and it has God in it! And that guy from Something #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/lxrjhRWwmJ

— Rixx Javix (@RixxJavix) September 6, 2014

A high school kid dances in his underwear and turns his house into a brothel.#explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 6, 2014

Korbin Bleau jumps rope with Kiki Palmer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— blair (@herosradiance) September 6, 2014

Peeping Tom with a broken leg spies on neighbours and makes up a murder.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Emily LeQuesne/ @dremilylequesne.bsky.social (@EmilyLeQuesne) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly men see impossible mission but decide to have a go at it anyway

— tweeting live today on earth (@giveitago2) September 6, 2014

3 unlikely friends, hampered by their inadequate vessel, use an unorthodox fishing technique. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 6, 2014

Sally, the one that met Harry yeah? She’s become a surgeon, I know right? Meets an angel but can’t ride a bike safely #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bill Callaghan (@BillC373) September 6, 2014

Man flies to LA for his wife’s Christmas party and murders a group of foreign nationals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jaycee (@oddlygorgeous) September 6, 2014

Frodo needs to pawn a ring to avoid eviction from Middle Earth. But with no pawn shops around, he walks to a volcano #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bad Actually (@AimIessFriend) September 6, 2014

government decides its a funny idea to let people break laws for 12 hours #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— unreleased lana stan (@PIZZ4_QUEEN) September 6, 2014

Dude draws naked chick. Two of them & 1500 others drown. Canadian bitch won’t stop singing about it at the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert X George (@RobGeorge) September 6, 2014

An insurance audit on an island results in the deaths of 5 people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jos (@Sjosz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nazi summoned monster raised by US, breaks shit & pines for fire girl whilst looking like a sunburnt Ron Perlman

— Daniel Cowan (@thedanielcowan) September 6, 2014

A duke, a president, a judge, a bishop, 3 prostitutes, and 18 teenagers share a holiday weekend in an italian mansion #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mario Alegre (@MarioAlegre) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hilarity ensues when Woody Allen dotes on a much younger woman. Again. A puckish satire of contemporary sexual mores.

— George Wallace (@foolintheforest) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Martin Bishop now works for the CIA and drives a Porsche 911,

— Dr. Wesley McGrew (@McGrewSecurity) September 6, 2014

Girl sings. Guy sings. Guy’s really crazy and wears a mask. Girl loves two guys. Doesn’t go well for masked guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alden Diaz (@AD_Strider) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reaves keeps logging off. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mid-life crisis actor (@Southern_Philly) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there are planes, which don’t get nearly as much screen time as Tom Cruise & Val Kilmer being ruddy good mates.

— Martin Crieff (@FlyMeImFriendly) September 6, 2014

@rickygervais Baldy, four-eyed old git pretends to be a doctor, and kills pregnant women with coat hangers and gin.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jimi Walsh (@JimiWalsh) September 6, 2014

Guy has a meltdown on the tennis court before his dad dies. Also, tracksuits. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Erik Thompson (@eriktmpls) September 6, 2014

Guy goes out every night in leather, gets physical with strangers, to get over his parents’ deaths. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Megan Griffith-Greene (@griffithgreene) September 6, 2014

Giant cat breaks into house and wreaks havoc with small children #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Logan Beck (@loganbeck7) September 6, 2014

Hairless foreign teddy bear gets drunk, eats Reese’s pieces & undermines telecom’s monopoly before finally going home #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johannes Wheeldon (@JusticeLawDev) September 6, 2014

Man never figures out how to clean himself after using the toilet.#explainafilmplotbadly

— your cyborg wife (@AudleyZDarke) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly intensely patriotic man loves winter

— me (@fetusnyall) September 6, 2014

An Italian-American entrepreneur inherits his family business and tries to make it in the corrupt gaming industry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise thinks he’s 6′ 5″ #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard White (@MrChard) September 6, 2014

A T Rex escapes from scientists and capitalists who want to keep him at an amusement park. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JuandaVision (@juanmadpelicula) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Slutty, crazy girl meets man who lives with his parents, they learn how to dance and finish last in a competition.

— Simon Bourke (@Simon_Bourke28) September 6, 2014

Air traffic controller tries to figure out the right day to quit various bad habits… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nolen Gertz (@ethicistforhire) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Rambo goes senile and thinks he and Jason Statham are still action hero’s

— Jay (@_BetterThanLife) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An astronomer looks up at the stars and discovers a fault

— Connor. (@GoodEvesning) September 6, 2014

Wish @mdsheridan was here to brainstorm this gem of a hashtag: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— M (@OfficiallyMadon) September 6, 2014

Some TV show whores take their irritating slutiness to the big screen.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nossy Nosborne (@Nostradamnisuck) September 6, 2014