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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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Bruce Willis can’t stand his daughter, so blows himself up on an asteroid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— matt (@mattlittafc) September 6, 2014

There’s a horse and also a war. Also Benedict cumberbatch briefly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma C (@EmmaC_97) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A hairy dude tells some kid he has never met before that the kid’s a wizard.

— Lime (@OnMyWayuh) September 6, 2014

Hungry people get sent away to play a game. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Joe (@Joedw_) September 6, 2014

a guy overhears a conversation and doesn’t know what they’re talking about #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/GoF2uD0ZEt

— David Winner (@dwinnera) September 6, 2014

this jewish guy gets crucified #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Papí Darin (@666Jimmy666) September 6, 2014

Drugs. Lots of drugs. Basically just drugs. And running from cops. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Blossom (@KittenFlower) September 6, 2014

Government takes really seriously girls running from high school. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TV2cbwkuRf

— Ash_Crow (@ash_crow) September 6, 2014

A child finds a magical book, gives a girl a name, cries over a dead horse, and flies on a long dog. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grrrrræme (@graemophone) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly sharknado

— Damien Casey (@Damo_C82) September 6, 2014

It hurts when a white prison guard pees but a huge magical black guy cures him. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) September 6, 2014

The #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tweets are amusing me way too much…

— emily (@emkirsten) September 6, 2014

Children left in the care of an inappropriate couple, he enters buildings by unorthodox routes, she practises magic #explainafilmplotbadly

— Colin Jackson (@ThisCJ) September 6, 2014

Angsty teenager becomes armoured killer cyborg and fathers nearly incestuous twins.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LenAlone (@Lenn_Len) September 6, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio did the Ice Bucker Challange. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Aa7Lhe6tax

— Amb (@flowerlymalik) September 6, 2014

Lady quibbles with man who created a cartoon mouse. She turns out to be Australian, not English. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy ʕᴥʔ (@jezzerbear) September 6, 2014

Vindictive fish sets out to eat New England family. And Michael Caine. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Hartigan (@J_Hartigan) September 6, 2014

Think Dances with Wolves, but with blue dreadlocked aliens. Also the Dreads are their junk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shrednek :bluetickemoji: (@Shrednek) September 6, 2014

A professor of archaeology inexplicably remains tenured after neglecting his students and failing to publish #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jess Devonport (@jess_devonport) September 6, 2014

Mad man escapes child assault charges after saying he was “just looking for an heir” to his chocolate factory. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— peppermint season (dm29) (@judacris) September 6, 2014

George shoots Lennie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— OLD ACCOUNT (@Dan_Nutrition) September 6, 2014

There’s a load of peoplr who know each other I think & they fall in love or not. It’s Christmas. Mr Darcy. Tony Blair #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Brown (@MarkOneinFour) September 6, 2014

Girl grows new feet and gets laryngitis to marry some dude she’s never met. He’s got this super cute dog. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Big Structural Rage (@craftgasm) September 6, 2014

Exactly the same as Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’ except with cartoon lions.

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— April Kelly (@aprilkellyart) September 6, 2014

Hirsute mumbling con-man nailed to a cross for fiddling on with lepers and blind lasses and for lying on his CV #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rockcliffe Files (@RockcliffeFiles) September 6, 2014

Jewish guy gets executed by Romans for treason. Zombie plot twist at the end done badly. Derivative fantasy 2/10. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@BenPostgate) September 6, 2014

Denzel Washington doesn’t crash a train. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve (@SJBerrington) September 6, 2014

Democratically elected politicians burnt alive in a theatre by a French woman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jarrod Potter (@JarrodPotter) September 6, 2014

Traumatised kid grows up and decides dressing up in black tights and a modified gimp mask is the best coping method.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben B (@Funkredible_Ben) September 6, 2014

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— kim (@kimbdne) September 6, 2014

An old man uses helium balloons to take his house with him on holiday in order to avoid expensive flights #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris PG/ (@_Papaglitch_) September 6, 2014

Some stars had some wars, I guess. I can’t be sure. Was a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Sounds made up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Creepy Guy (@CreepyGuy) September 6, 2014

Life isn’t real for Jim Carey. They’re just pretending he’s funny. He tries to escape. Sadly he’s still making films. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon (@DadAndTwo) September 6, 2014

Man and his 6 brothers steal women from nearby town. Songs about rape will feature. Oh and dancing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Gregory (@deadeyejim) September 6, 2014

A girl wins a trip, but her sister goes in her place. #TheHungerGames #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yann (@yannhatchuel) September 6, 2014

@Lara_Laughs @bingowings14 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Nearly incest with sister then the baddy is only his sodding Father

— Lord Spooky-Arsed Biscuits (@lordRsBiscuits) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two women on a road trip, end up driving of a cliff

— Joe Carr (@TwiitterJo) September 6, 2014

Group of kids serve detention, there’s no cereal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sparklemonkey (@Sparkle__Monkey) September 6, 2014

A kid leaves an orphanage, joins a hanky stealing street gang and sings show tunes until his rich relatives show up.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TheBoyHotspur (@TheBoyHotspur) September 6, 2014

Not about killing mockingbirds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonny (@Firtinho) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

A girl goes to Oz, kills the first person she meets and then kills again with the help of 3 deficient strangers.

— Ignatius J Reilly (@sortofclown) September 6, 2014

Woman steals money & gets poor customer service in a hotel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kev Blower (@KevBlower) September 6, 2014

Couple coerced into sex w/alien transvestite. Alien hunchback later kills transvestite. Meatloaf is served.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Intolerant Left Upside Yo Head (@WeedyMcSmokey) September 6, 2014

Lucas shits over the fans. Fuck you JarJar #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@uberspoons) September 6, 2014

you should never of sat with them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michaela (@MyManChrisBrown) September 6, 2014

The best James Bond film is that one with the explosions + the gorgeous woman + it’s always sunny, you know the one #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Helen Kara #FreeUkraine (@DrHelenKara) September 6, 2014

remember the movie with the monster on a spaceship? it’s like that but a planet of ‘em and what’s her name is back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sterling Gates (@sterlinggates) September 6, 2014

After his wife is murdered, and his son kidnapped, he joins forces with an amnesiac fish to stage a daring rescue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Melican (@jmmelican) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two blues loving siblings cause major traffic chaos on a holy mission to Chicago.

— Mark Newbold (@Prefect_Timing) September 6, 2014

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