#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A guy is sleeping, but like, maybe he isn’t #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sammy Paul (@ICOEPR) September 6, 2014

Adam Sandler takes a vacation on Sony’s dime #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) September 6, 2014

Dinosaurs eat almost everyone. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Eva Mae (@okevamae) September 6, 2014

Orange-haired girl, made from a piece of hand, must find a reason to save the world using dirt, sweat, breath & fire. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristian Bruun (@MrKristianBruun) September 6, 2014

Man tries to cure his writers block by taking his loving family to an isolated hotel in the snow #explainafilmplotbadly

— Todd Hillsley (@ToddHillsley) September 6, 2014

A black pilot and a scientist stop an alien invasion using Windows 95. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MK (@Ground0Online) September 6, 2014

I’m not sure anything can top this proto-#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly entry from @DuncanFyfe. https://t.co/3BeTQBRDbE

— Alastair Craig (@HappyBob) September 9, 2014

A girl dances and then sits in the corner #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 7, 2014

A retard does a bunch of shit and has an AIDS baby.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bob Heller (@Bob_Heller) September 7, 2014

Insecure girls falter with highschool popularity and one girl falls for her brother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/FWedqClUHw

— M-sheep (@00Msheep00) September 6, 2014

men destroying everything #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) September 6, 2014

Seaside town police force overreacts when local marine life threatens to ruin beach season #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) September 6, 2014

White rapper wins a rap battle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks coaches some broads in baseball thanks to Hitler#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 7, 2014

Bruce Willis has hair, but no one can see it except Haley Joel Osment. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— B Haynes (@barbhaynes) September 7, 2014

Robin Williams,a young Kirsten Dunst and a monkey boy play a board game longer and more violent than Monopoly #explainafilmplotbadly

— Freya Matthews (@freyamatthews26) September 7, 2014

A shy teen rises above her doubting mom and insensitive classmates to make a big splash at her senior prom. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Evil Genius (@EvilGeniusEnt) September 6, 2014

Two pals lug around a wealthy corpse, in hopes that it will help them get laid. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jon Hurwitz (@jonhurwitz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man gets with woman way out of his league

— jolie (@princess_labia) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis spends a bittersweet Christmas murdering Germans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) September 6, 2014

Alec Baldwin yells at bunch of guys and won’t let them have coffee. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Edweirdian Age (@AstroStomp) September 6, 2014

Sean Bean dies at the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Southern women have a field day criticizing each other until someone’s daughter dies.

— Julie (@inScytheful) September 7, 2014

It’s real, but then it’s not real and then he knows kung fu.#explainafilmplotbadly

— Greg Bird (@GregSaysThings) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly ground level employee shows management a thing or two

— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they all had Perfect Pitch

— The artist formerly known as the Iron Sherk (@TheIronSherk) September 6, 2014

John Travolta cosplays as Olivia Newton John and dances real hard for a play. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Sabat (@JustChrisSabat) September 7, 2014

A small boy has wood. Doesn’t want wood. Wants the real thing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lux, Indoor Cat ️ MFF (@LuxGalador) September 7, 2014

I’m really enjoying #explainafilmplotbadly Some are hilarious.

— AstraKate #YES️ (@AstraKate) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Samuel L Jackson is slightly displeased with the quality of his flight.

— Kyle (@kylecuedoves) September 6, 2014

Helena Bonham carter turns around her flagging pie shop. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Chris Brosnahan (@ChrisBrosnahan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly victorious mornings smell like jellied gasoline

— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) September 6, 2014

Sylvester Stallone has to arm wrestle everyone cause his kid won’t stop crying like a little bitch#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 7, 2014

Girl thinks kissing on the mouth is what sets her apart from other whores #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Desi (@DesiJed) September 6, 2014

Nicolas Cage fucking loses it.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gravity Bong Joon Ho (@humblebogman) September 6, 2014

Burton movie with dark but humorous characters played by Depp and Bonham-Carter. Y’know, the one with Elfman’s music #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ausir (@VaultAusir) September 6, 2014

A very old looking teenage girl wears hotpants & learns to smoke to win her boyfriend back. Then they sing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kerri Sackville (@KerriSackville) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A man loses his volleyball and cries

— Robin (@robv09) September 6, 2014

A man with scars on his face tries to share the reason behind them with various members of the Gotham community #explainafilmplotbadly

— Justin Fulkerson (@JustinFulkerson) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly john malkovich plays john malkovich. everybody is john malkovich

— j.d. bukowski ️‍ (@laurenthe1st) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Psycho: cross-dressing hipster struggles to run a roadside motel for his wacky nagging mom

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 6, 2014

bAHAHAHHAHAHHA “@asassytortoise: 100 year old man goes to high school. Seduces teenage girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/CN1Gkog6I3“

— cel (@ccelinetsy) September 13, 2014

Reclusive ruler uses pet bull to exterminate invasive magic horses, thwarted by former circus hooligans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) September 7, 2014

Man gets kicked out of band so he steals the identity of his friend and starts a band with children #explainafilmplotbadly

— Gabriel Sanchez (@gsanchez1985) September 7, 2014

A 96-year-old man battles a terrorist organization named after a many headed serpent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Regal (@RegalMovies) September 6, 2014

A guy travels back in time and claims to be Calvin Klein. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sabrina (@early_bree) September 6, 2014

Single young hotel proprietor cosplays as his mother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Safety Dansky (@RDansky) September 6, 2014

Wolverine adopts cat woman’s baby while running away from supermans dad. Lots of singing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/GzViwg0yLe

— Time-Warp Cinema (@Timewarp_Cinema) September 6, 2014

The rainbow connection, and employment, are sought. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 6, 2014

Boy meets old man, joins him on damn fool idealistic crusade. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/8z6sQJUGOQ

— Mark the X (@MarkMeredith) September 6, 2014