#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

FedEx gets there in the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/a9kLUWtSvX

— Trevor Lamb (@thepurpleimp) September 16, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Billy Bob is the best Santa Ever and he nails The Gilmore Girls Mom

— Oh, BTW (@CynicalLongkat) September 16, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wHaqNmIUXA

— moved (@konsekis) September 16, 2014

It really is the perfect description. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/OrTWdScP6v

— REDSWhinez (@redswhinez) September 16, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A Gyal Clown finds out, to his own detriment, why being a Gyal Clown is unwise… pic.twitter.com/8WCyJIBDkl

— MR_DWYER (@phoenixdwyer) September 16, 2014

I guess even IMDb likes to play #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. #Clue pic.twitter.com/lA9DxuvVzF

— Colleen Barry (@CopyCurmudgeon) September 15, 2014

Cowboy and space invader become friends while making escape from evil human overlord. There’s a pig and a dinosaur. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jill Dobel (@JNDobel) September 14, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man with a special powers wants to be a reporter the hard way then he fights his ex-bf. pic.twitter.com/x2EUREfngA

— ️ (@SLADEEES) September 14, 2014

A man on a long train trip attempts to upgrade his seat. Complains about the food. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/bTS5Ng9tpM

— Sam Kininmonth (@saminburncity) September 14, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a pot head always talks to his dog, hallucinates “monsters” and constantly has the munchies pic.twitter.com/18pIu9EK9t

— TW Ψ (@TW_Utd) September 14, 2014

A tiny man becomes a large man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TN5TMIWYVE

— Blake Chastain mostly publishes on Substack now. (@brchastain) September 14, 2014

Armand Assante and Sylvester Stallone get into an argument over the correct pronunciation of “Law”. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Wang (@Cataphrak) September 13, 2014

“@zachbraff: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy’s depressed, makes out with Natalie Portman, feels slightly better.” @santiago_monja pídesela a pfff

— Maria Sofia Felix (@masofiaF) September 13, 2014

Tourist attraction fails to uphold basic health & safety principles #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PMbiRSdQvA

— Andrew Pyle (@AndrewPyle) September 12, 2014

Lmaoo “@Jay1972Jay: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A father sends his only son to Earth to be raised by liberal farmers. He becomes a journalist.”

— Ehi Enabs (@ehienabs) September 12, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Man addicted to self-help groups deconstructs through multiple personality. Oh & don’t talk about the fights.

— Anna Lucchesi (@Anna_lyzes) September 12, 2014

2 guys sleep in a tent and kiss and stuff #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ed Johnson (@ejohnson61316) September 12, 2014

Teenager changes who she is for crappy greaser; and then the car all the guys were thrusting at starts to fly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (っ)っ Sushi Boy (@JGQuisenberry) September 12, 2014

Man tries to reunite with his family. Finds Jesus. #ExplainABookPlotBadly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/7dtbT6Sxfx

— Amanda Mae (@miss_amandamae) September 11, 2014

Ovo objašnjava #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly https://t.co/I91wn8ZsAV

— Nikola Silic (@NikolaSilic) September 11, 2014

Futuristic kids are forced to fight to their deaths, and the winners are forced to wear amazing costumes and makeup.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eve (@SuperJustEve) September 10, 2014

Man finds long lost brother to have fish sticks on Friday. #explainafilmplotbadly

— MixInspections (@MixInspections) September 10, 2014

An adventurous scuba diving Australian dentist captures a fish as a present for his favorite niece. It gets away. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eddie Notelpats (@Write4Eddie) September 10, 2014

Little boy works with a ghost therapist to cope with everyday life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim McCann (@JimMcCannVox) September 10, 2014

Handsome karate champion loses both his belt and his girlfriend to a much skinnier kid #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @RobWorsoff @TheRealSchwartz

— Patrick McEntyre (@P_McE) September 10, 2014

Under age girl falls for way older guy who has violent impulses to kill and eat her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Paul Power (@IanPaulP) September 10, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly parents leave their kid Home Alone. Kid upsets 2 criminals. They fight. Kid grows up to become Jigsaw (I think).

— Simon Caine (@thismademecool) September 10, 2014

Weather complications drag ravenous man eating sharks onto land – mankind does nothing to prepare after this warning #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) September 10, 2014

Tim Burton directs something gothish & Johnny Depp acts crazily and dresses up crazily #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gitz (@GitzCrazyboy) September 9, 2014

4 guys imprison ghosts probably forever for being ghosts without a trial I think they’re the secretly the bad guys #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gitz (@GitzCrazyboy) September 9, 2014

Beatrix Kiddo travels the globe in search of 4 co-workers & 1 former lover who showed up to her wedding uninvited. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Itsumi Crucifiio (@Crucifixio) September 9, 2014

It’s all fun and games for teens in NYC until this girl finds out she’s HIV+; Telly gives zero fucks.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ghostface Brittah (@proEXgirlfriend) September 9, 2014

Dexter and Sonny Crockett help Chuck Yeager find his son. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @joelansdale

— Eduardo Greif (@greif) September 9, 2014

after a day out goes awry, a colorful group of friends discovers that one if them is not what he says he is #explainafilmplotbadly

— your sire looks gnc af (@maverickminuano) September 9, 2014

Brad Pitt gets some mail that he really doesn’t want to open. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luke Bartolo (@LukeBartolo1) September 9, 2014

Audrey Hepburn shocked to discover that Tiffany’s don’t serve breakfast.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/dGiiNodqJf

— Michelle Martine (@Michelleizm) September 9, 2014

יונה היל כיד ימינו של מנהל קרן השקעות מפוקפקת, המצליח להשתלט על החברה ולבסוף נבגד #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yoni Raz Portugali (@yrpyrp) September 9, 2014

Sharon Stone invents creative uses for an icepick, forgets undies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Williams (@therandomswill) September 9, 2014

“@CarlosDebacle: Bar owner in Morocco drops his ex-girlfriend off at the airport. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”

— Michał Pol (@Polsport) September 9, 2014

Tom Cruise teaches an autistic man not to shop at K-Mart. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric (@Ringo8MyBaby) September 9, 2014

Someone lets a rat in a French kitchen, and lets the motherfucker cook! #explainafilmplotbadly

— Local Man Reportedly (@mckinley_mike) September 9, 2014

White man playing white man playing black man steals show. Tom Cruise dances. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/NoSTcIg1cQ

— Michelle Martine (@Michelleizm) September 9, 2014

Noah meets Titanic #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 9, 2014

How JFK’s death was result of conspiracy involving almost every single person and organization in USA and elsewhere #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darth Messi (@DarthMessi) September 9, 2014

Dumbledore dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jerrie Demasi (@JerrieDemasi) September 9, 2014

Storm trooper killed in the line of duty. Two days from retirement. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/og1dOBsxzu

— Michelle Martine (@Michelleizm) September 9, 2014

Underwater girl misunderstands the correct exchange rate in regards to voice/leg transactions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) September 9, 2014

Man buys a ton of canned food at 99 cent store so he can fly to Hawaii to hit on a woman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Melody Rock (@theMelodyRock) September 9, 2014

Mickey Rourke telling people there’ll be no more killing in what he thinks is an Irish accent. Wrong on both counts #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dara O’Kearney (@daraokearney) September 9, 2014

ADORABLE: @TheJesseHarmon high-handedly pointing out he plagiarized one #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly joke from @IanFHood and not @CaliforniaGravy

— John Webber (@hellojohnwebber) September 9, 2014