#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Kamaal R Khan tries to act #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Champ McStark (@BolshoyBooze) September 7, 2014

.@davidschneider Here’s another…#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/tLrutscHcW

— GadFly* (@FPL_Fly) September 7, 2014

@rickygervais Three boys try to leave Reading, but don’t, then one does. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Collins (@Steev_c) September 7, 2014

@Sherlock_Canada Have red hair. Get paid money 2 copy dictionary. 2 good to be true. Foil a bank robbery. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Herstory (@herstory_angel) September 7, 2014

(By which I mean: your joke’s not funny if no one can get it.) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ButThenHashtagTheNameOrAttachAPhotoOrSomethingOK?

— 100Films.co.uk (@100films) September 7, 2014

Jack Black breaks into a school and brainwashes a group of 10 year olds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chance would be a fine thing! (@rossgwalker96) September 7, 2014

Jack Nicholson takes his family on vacation when he tries 2get sum alone time they annoy him so he tries to kill em #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rich Pecci (@richpeccinyc) September 7, 2014

White Southern family with White Savior Industrial Complex “save” black boy from the “ghetto,” teach him football. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gramps (@capetownbrown) September 7, 2014

A prescient pre-internet portrayal of modern-day social media interactions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/G1Y63aBsSl

— Mikael Dahl (@sodmikail) September 7, 2014

Team of soccer players try new cuisine after their plane crashes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew Gellert (@MatthewGellert) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly He was offsides on the final play of the game and the refs missed it. Also a tax evader. pic.twitter.com/uKIkgWeuVn

— J.N. (@crimsonsmoke97) September 7, 2014

A thing happens to a guy and then he does something with a car? The villain speaks in an accent, and blows stuff up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fred C. Stresing (@FredCStresing) September 7, 2014

Some guys kill a big shark. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Littler (@MattLittler) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An innocent guy is sent to a jail, he escapes through a hole in the wall behind the naked girl poster

— leopold bloom (@leopoldbloom13) September 7, 2014

Secret mutant destroys indifferent utopia, while wearing adult diaper and occasional wedding dress. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— elibtronic (@elibtronic) September 7, 2014

Two teens cheat on the history project by going back in time and kidnapping everyone they need for it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SeriouslyOMGWTF (@SeriouslyOMGWTF) September 7, 2014

Tells people to be good, gains followers, dies, resurrects and then ascends into the heavens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/BJe9YyuNgX

— Nico (@bammnico) September 7, 2014

Food is people. You only find out once you’ve eaten someone you know. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Glickjen (@Glickjen) September 7, 2014

Mailman takes a lovely vacation to a deserted island with only his volleyball for company. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mandi A. (@peppermintmandi) September 7, 2014

Bayou man with speech impediment turns out to be an excellent linebacker #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— paisano.eth (@ShermanAbdoNow) September 7, 2014

#Gilli–>Only film where you find the hero’s team marching to direct finals after losing in semis! 😀 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 😛

— Takayasu (@Yaaaaaayme) September 7, 2014

Illegal immigrant plays for Newcastle without a work permit then somehow moves to Real Madrid #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamaal Malik (@jamaalm) September 7, 2014

Not-gay Brit boy encouraged 2 dance by future drag queen. Miner dads want him 2 box. Margaret Thatcher mocked. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leandrah Whiteberry (@AndiWhiteberry) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A computer whiz finds out that everyone is actually a USB stick, and then learns kung fu.

— James Erwin (@jerwintweets) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly or the one where Leo DiCaprio may or may not be crazy

— – (@iamforbes) September 7, 2014

Invisible bloke in the woods hunts down Austrian bodybuilder covered in mud #explainafilmplotbadly

— elis (@elis_aeron) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly poorly clothed nun teaches kids to sing and oppose Hitler #Propaganda

— Existential Crisis Actor (@tmtisclutch) September 7, 2014

Bill Pullman is a badass president and Jeff Goldblum’s brain is humanities only chance. Will Smith smokes a cigar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark (@MMSpidey84) September 7, 2014

Uma Thurman sets a clear goal and accomplishes it.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert Wood (@PinchTwigs) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s a shark. It eats people. It dies.

— Elizabeth O’Rourke (@RourkeLiz) September 7, 2014

Badly Plot Film A Explain #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— izzy (@abcdefu) September 7, 2014

Human centipede… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor Kane (@kingkane50) September 7, 2014

Vampire falls in love with a human. She gets bitten by a vampire, and has a facial expression of a constipated woman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Omar (@Omar213) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mass murderer flits about the universe in a stolen spaceship constantly endangering the life of girl >1/10 his age

— Philip D (@effwun) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Hanks gets a shrimp boat because a black guy died and then everyone else pretty much does too

— inactive (@heytherecharl) September 7, 2014

Grumpy newsreader manipulates space/time anomaly to stalk a co-worker #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/X4jkMFRmr6

— Madeline Grant (@Madz_Grant) September 7, 2014

Guy takes a pill from man he just meet and thinks he knows kung-fu #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eoin Ó Fionnagáin (@EoinFinnegan) September 7, 2014

Big ass boat carrying two love-birds and some other irreleveant people hits iceberg and sinks.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Legolas Greenleaf (@kuzco890) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks plays a prison officer with a urinary tract infection. Gets cured when a big black man grabs his balls.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danny Doyle (@Danny_T_Doyle) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Guy has friends over for dinner to show off his mom’s artwork. Reminds them of someone in his trunk. Borrows knife.

— chuck.* (@chuckstar) September 7, 2014

Man pisses off God. God being vexed destroys world. Man with apparent schizophrenia builds shoddy boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jenny (@Miss_JulietD001) September 7, 2014

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— @KTParker@mastodon.online (@lunaperla) September 7, 2014

French Scotsman and Scottish Spaniard gang up to behead an American Russian #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Dunbar (@akdunbar) September 7, 2014

guy from another planet does stuff no one else can unless he’s holding a green crystal in which case he’s fucked.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— libellous biblellous (@AtheiStranger) September 7, 2014

Guy with slurred speech chases chicken then becomes heavyweight champion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ThePunMan (@ThePunMan) September 7, 2014

A man stalks his childhood crush, but they can’t be with each other because they represent the american dream #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #gatsby

— sweet bitch (he/they) (@denn_daddy) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the bus that couldn’t slow down

— ️Shell️ (@danapond42) September 7, 2014

Many #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly at #TIFF14. Who explains bad plot on earth though? Lets #DownloadPeace http://t.co/JywYGUSOCi #Toronoto #Canada.

— Bhushan Chhajed (@bhushansc) September 7, 2014

Six guys in a suit pretend to be a rainbow and have a bad day #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sarah Noelle (@coquettenoelle) September 7, 2014

High speed chase through trees. Small furries fight cosplay nerds. Huge government project destroyed before finished. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan J. Ball (@bryanjball) September 7, 2014