#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A guy dresses in drag so he can see his kids, since his wife left him claiming he wasn’t smart enough to fool anyone.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed. Rhyme with Dead & Can’t spell Nerd without it. (@ebays87) September 7, 2014

Spinning tops indicate waking state. Film ends with one such object still in motion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Megan Wildhood is querying #womensfiction (@mnrwildhood) September 7, 2014

piece of white trash who thought he could have been a contender screamed at some chick named stella #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin (@KevinWalsh222) September 7, 2014

Weird kid makes a friend named Pedro. One of them runs for class president. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joshy Claus (@JoshMarino420) September 7, 2014

Kevin spacey yearn for sex with a younger woman until he find out she’s not a slut. Also the neighbor thinks he’s gay.#explainafilmplotbadly

— Justin Fulkerson (@JustinFulkerson) September 7, 2014

Retard from Alabama learns to fish, marries AIDS patient. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Reid (@ReidG75) September 7, 2014

Nine guys and another guy plus one more guy go to Vegas.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014

Skinny geek takes steroids, fights Science Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Shinder (@Adam_Shinder) September 7, 2014

Peter Jackson takes forever to end the story #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gotham_Knowledge (@GothamKnowledge) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Old Sport, Old Sport, Old Sport, Old Sport, Gatsby dies, Old Sport

— Chris McRae (@CMAC127) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The water in a town makes people sick so a woman who works for lawyers signs petitions with her breasts.

— Gina (@redhed67) September 7, 2014

Guy with anterograde amnesia somehow knows that he has anterograde amnesia, and nonetheless hatches a long-term plan. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lady Dedlock (@hilarymeggin) September 7, 2014

A guy with a limp named Verbal Kint tells a bunch of lies to the police. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thanks For Spooking, Jerk (@Thx4SharingJerk) September 7, 2014

Brad Pitt finds out what’s in a box.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Lizotte (@ThinLizotte) September 7, 2014

A pro football player asks his agent to show him the money. They complete each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— #Nats Fan Carla (@LibertyBelleCJL) September 7, 2014

Al Pacino has trouble sleeping during a business trip that runs longer than scheduled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MelissaJPeltier (@MelissaJPeltier) September 7, 2014

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kara Platoni (@KaraPlatoni) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Demon possesed household items encourage a bookworm to try bestiality.

— Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush (@MangyLover) September 7, 2014

meg ryan stalks tom hanks, all the way to the empire state bldg #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— skippy the kangaroo (@skippybkroo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dad kills Mom. Goes to jail. Son becomes hoop star. Dad loses to son in 1 on 1. Goes back to Jail.

— Curtis Sheehan (@ChillinwitCurt) September 7, 2014

The Exorcist in reverse – and it’s hilarious! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/arWD4PGrh6

— David Rose (@happydragondave) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There are angels named Clarence who have no wings, but they’re really angels. Really. pic.twitter.com/jARtZFJZHo

— Hope Dellon (@hopedellon) September 7, 2014

Son of a King can’t wait to be king, so helps his uncle kill his father, and then kills his uncle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chief Impact Officer BT (@back_ttys) September 7, 2014

Crazed lizard hates Asians. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Chapman (@jasonchapman31) September 7, 2014

Highschooler takes this 1 day of school off but it seems longer than one day & everyone is suspicious but his parents #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Courtney (@FlaxenBeauty) September 7, 2014

A convicted murderer uses his accounting skills to orchestrate a complex scheme resulting in the warden’s suicide. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Scheid (@gern1971) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some kid in an attic reads a book but it’s not just a book, it’s kind of real, and the book people need his help.

— Blue Zaku (@Blue_Zaku) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly white man uses wifes death to justify homicidal rampage

— Fox (bass boosted) (@foxvomit) September 7, 2014

A bunch of misunderstood rats attack a few people. Micheal Jackson sings a song about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bandit Raccoon (@OneMadRaccoon) September 7, 2014

Big boat hits iceberg and sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Does Karl exist? (@karlthelurker) September 7, 2014

A chick and 7 short dudes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Say Their Names (@Fai_81) September 7, 2014

Southern socialite wears drapes, boyfriend doesnt give a damn, they fight about it for 18 hrs. Atlanta burns. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Niki D (@B0WT1E5_R_C00L) September 7, 2014

Malformed man insists he’s not an animal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smogzilla (@Smogzilla) September 7, 2014

Adam Sandler is a bad ass Israeli who likes hummus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RabbiJason (@RabbiJason) September 7, 2014

Dolly Parton and her friends work normal business hours in an office. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RabbiJason (@RabbiJason) September 7, 2014

Man with low IQ shares a box of chocolate, stories with strangers at a bus stop.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mary Ann Marlowe (@maryannmarlowe) September 7, 2014

A boxer, a briefcase and “the gimp” upset some folks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barbarian Capital (@BarbarianCap) September 7, 2014

River expedition with friends causes Ned Beatty to realize he doesn’t enjoy doing impressions or banjo music. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) September 7, 2014

Tim Roth bleeds out, ruins suit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Millytweet (@millytweet) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This chick in Dallas, TX…FUCKS EVERYBODY!

— BIG BUSINESS (@BIGBUSINESS) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl goes to tattoo parlor intending to get a Hello Kitty tramp stamp but changes mind and gets a dragon instead.

— FastLaugh (@FastLaugh) September 7, 2014

Two short guys return a ring to the manufacturer citing manufacturing issues and harassment. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mark (@vidiotfl) September 7, 2014

Camp Crystal Lake’s reigning underwater champ feels like an outcast and gets mad. Like 7 times. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrea Fox (@AnRoFox) September 7, 2014

Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong at high school prom kills almost entire school. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) September 7, 2014

A news anchor’s bold style propels an underdog network to the top of the media world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Mearls (@mikemearls) September 7, 2014

A slave records his life for 12yrs… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Love to Ride (@mariolinton) September 7, 2014

Mediocre club singer hides out in convent, realizes mediocre club songs sound great in church. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly (I love this movie)

— April Fiet (@aprilfiet) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Augustus Waters dies.

— Briy (@BriyannasAVeg) September 7, 2014

Comedian in a fat suit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gotham_Knowledge (@GothamKnowledge) September 7, 2014

Asteroid headed towards earth, girl’s real dad sings & her fake dad dies and saves the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/9KYUWoNNQn

— Abby St. James (@abbyrey29) September 7, 2014