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Substandard safety precautions allow local teenagers to vandalize a government institution.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— FelethPilton (@FelethPilton) September 6, 2014
Man hides escape tunnel behind poster for nineteen years. Soothing voiceover by Morgan Freeman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tiemen Zwaan (@TiemenZwaan) September 6, 2014
Disgraced Norse thunder god shows humility, restraint, and horrible judgment by not hitting on Kat Dennings. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— kaijugoogoo (@grayflannelsuit) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly
Guy with uncanny knack for breaching security cordons insinuates himself into famous scenes. Invents photo bombing— Bernie Banter (@BanterBernie) September 6, 2014
Suburban family has TV trouble #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/6agiWsuLUh
— ️Speaker Pro Tempore Wisco️ (@Wisco) September 6, 2014
A computer commits murder on a spaceship to prevent disconnection because it can’t make any sense of the final scene. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Aidan Abet (@Psycholyst) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman gives birth to a baby boy. Years later he becomes the host of an MSNBC show.
— Albertine UWS (@Albertine_UWS) September 6, 2014
Russian sub commander with inexplicable Scottish accent defects to US with sub. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Padraic Heneghan (@heneghanp) September 6, 2014
A bike is stolen and found on a movie set, not at the Alamo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sean (@LibAthe80) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The kid from Angels in the Outfield rides a bike.
— Kevin Matthews (@SpaceTypist) September 6, 2014
Jesus walks around, is betrayed & beaten, beaten again, and finally tortured to death. Produced by AntiSemitic drunk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— David Graham (@RealDaveGraham) September 6, 2014
Rich man teaches florist to read a Spanish weather forecast poshly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Snape tries to steal a building, Old Joseph Gordon-Levitt stops him by swearing.
— Newbs, PE (@Newbs28) September 6, 2014
Teenage boy pretends to be sick to get out of school for the day #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Pop Tart Palooza (@PopTartPalooza) September 6, 2014
Shakespearean story takes place in the animated jungle of animals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014
Four kids embark on a life-altering trip through the woods to poke a dead body with a stick. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Brian aka Young Larry David (@BrianInHD) September 6, 2014
Kona er ástfangin af snikkara, eignast barn með Dana og giftist Færeyingi. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Birkir Guðmundarson (@BirkirGudmundar) September 6, 2014
Reclusive misanthrope and cult leader systematically murders children with elaborate factory machinery and diabetes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Ryan Godfrey (@rgodfrey) September 6, 2014
Due to airport issues, Bruce Willis’ wife’s plane may not make it in time for Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Michael Varrati (@MichaelVarrati) September 6, 2014
Woman meets her ex in a bar but he dumps her as she gets on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Nick Swarbrick (@nickswarb) September 6, 2014
Aging heroes must stop food production innovation before Kirstie Alley eats away her career. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/ci0MafQLbr
— Bo Crawford (@bocraw70) September 6, 2014
Marky Mark plays special teams for the Eagles #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Languedoctor (@Languedoctor) September 6, 2014
One guy claims another guy didn’t commit a crime. Other guys bicker a lot in a room and nobody goes to the loo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Fritha Malcouronne. (@NomadicWriter) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two cops fall for the old banana in the tailpipe gag, but ultimately aid vacationer in catching the bad guy.
— Greg Bernhard (@GregBernhard) September 6, 2014
Two guys travel with a band in drag, unconvincingly, while trying to seduce an idiot. #explainafilmplotbadly
— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014
#explainafilmplotbadly 300 guys with serious gains go to the seaside and die
— RD (@ReddickJake) September 6, 2014
Deer loses mother. Father barely gives a fuck. Rabbit. Forest fire. Deer meets girl deer. Mating presumably ensues.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Shit Barrister (@shitbarrister) September 6, 2014
A New York investment banker tries to return some video tapes but people keep getting in the way #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Danny Darko (@BluenoseDanny) September 6, 2014
A Dick in a yellow trench coat shows us an early model smart watch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mr. Rodger (@MattRodger) September 6, 2014
Some guy named Dave’s computer gets a virus or something and tries to kill him.
— Enlightened-ish (@bodhidharma13) September 6, 2014
Four weddings and a funeral, genius! RT @Dads_Arnie: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I do, I do, I do, I do, I’m done
— Seth Mulligan (@SyracuseSeth) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Captain America knows which people are the tastiest
— Noah! (@ZGhaoN) September 6, 2014
Possessed action figures haunt a suburban home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— highly scatological (@RaisingOneBrow) September 6, 2014
After ruining the family business on a cross-country trip, a man makes terroristic threats and defrauds Dan Aykroyd. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) September 6, 2014
@royhobbson A doctor tries cliff diving, gives himself a makeover, and searches for a one armed man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Crizzle (@CrizzleColts) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man-child who talks to furniture has his mode of transportation stolen.He crosses the country in pursuit.
— Michelle says “Dance like your knees don’t hurt” (@RageMichelle) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nebbish stand-in gets girl he doesn’t deserve. Everyone ignores that director married his teen step-daughter.
— itsonlyzach (@itsonlyzach) September 6, 2014
Charismatic secret agent who runs a lot discovers that no mission is impossible when he’s the leader. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— CJ (@CJExplainsItAll) September 6, 2014
White guy gets Indian name, is great at Charades and saving people and stuff #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/20577yetT7
— Taté Walker (@WalkerImagining) September 6, 2014
100 year old man goes to high school. Seduces teenage girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Twilight pic.twitter.com/44nnm669xn
— Nico (@bammnico) September 6, 2014
Dude and rabbit have wacky adventures involving time travel.Mom’s commitment to daughter’s dance group is questioned.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Rusty Shackleford (@not_a_robot111) September 6, 2014
NASA assumes we’re all dead anyway so to lift spirits they go with the silliest idea someone has to stop an asteroid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Brian ‘Seasonal’ Collins (@BrianWCollins) September 6, 2014
The joy of not knowing who your dad is #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/mxe4bhjSUM
— Aaron Michael Marsh (@AaronMMarsh) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly …. Or just watch #SpritedAway it’s pretty much the same thing @Oleemorris @Rizikake @Bexxicle @JordiGodber
— Backtoblack5 (@backtoblack5) September 6, 2014
burnt head orphan nerd fights more serious looking burn victim with magical stick, drives large brush #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Adam_Boyd (@adamb0yd) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two women do all of the awful things men usually do in movies but now it’s AWESOME because it’s two women doing them.
— Male Tears #4648 (@MT8_9) September 6, 2014
Norte Dame lets a Hobbit get a sack during garbage time and that’s supposed to be inspiring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jerry Rocha (@rochacomedy) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly ne capisco una ogni trenta#rt seguimi e ti seguo
— francesca (@ffracnesca) September 6, 2014
Narcotic New Yorker falls for girl who wears a tie and says La-Dee-Da. They cook lobster then break up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Wendy Leung (@Leung__Wendy) September 6, 2014
A dumbass dude who lets himself drown to death for nothing #explainafilmplotbadly
— Mmamati (@luciaralepobe) September 6, 2014
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