#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Fat little boy attempts to derail his mother’s war-time woman’s baseball team. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JimmyCTown (@JimmyCTown) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Latest Soviet nuclear submarine defects to the West, but commanded by a guy with a grey beard and Scottish accent

— Liam Cahill (@LiamCahill2013) September 6, 2014

Star Trek the Undiscovered Country#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/4ebhtbF1uu

— Vinny the Dog (@FamilyGuyVinny) September 6, 2014

Two women fighting over a pair of shoes… one is from Kansas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Duane Keenan (@ProducerDuane) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a girl and her family are in a car crash, she’s a ghost, memories pop up, she opens her eyes and her bf says her name

— emily | BLACK LIVES MATTER (@signofthetoms) September 6, 2014

@naghdali در قسمت دوم همون شخص یکی رو میفرسته به گذشته که مادرشو از تیمارستان نجات بده #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mohsen (@mohsenissapour) September 6, 2014

@thedurl @LADFLEG Brad Pitt does terrible Belfast accent. Goes to live with Han Solo.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— liam norris (@liamnorris1001) September 6, 2014

“@nathanwatch: LA public transit goes really fast; Keanu Reeves looks confused #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” And they can’t slow down!

— Tekla Vassie (@TeklaVassie) September 6, 2014

last-minute hiring decisions at the high school level have dire consequences #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Helena Fitzgerald (@helfitzgerald) September 6, 2014

A disgraced scientist goes into business with Libyan terrorists to help a teenager get to first base with his mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shane Rhyne (@shanerhyne) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly M. Night Shamalamadingdong

— Compulsory Shadowheart Romance Syndrome (@farronatic) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly American sugarcoated rip-off of Battle Royale starring Jennifer Lawrence : )

— lzbth (@EllieDoddsy) September 6, 2014

#OOC Humans, Elves and dwarfs live in peace, until green, savage men attack and start the first war #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #soonTM #Warcraft

— Medivh (@TheOldProph) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A chubby spinster keep running after Hugh Grant even though Colin Firth is RIGHT THERE!!!

— Erika (@Scimommy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Serial plunderer of indigenous cultural sites battles Nazis, seems good by comparison.

— Kip Hampton (@kiphampton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kid shoots sticky white stuff at people while taking photos of himself for money.

— That Freaking Cat @ BLFC (@thatfreakingcat) September 6, 2014

It turns out, Bruce Willis is dead all along! Oh, wait, let me start from the beginning #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Doyle (@MichaelDoyle10) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the secret’s inside

— ravenhallow.bsky.social (@Boarhound) September 6, 2014

Kid goes back in time & almost fucks his mom. Then he plays a song and everything is ok. What is a Delorean anyways? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (formerly from First Time Watchers) (@1sttimewatchers) September 6, 2014

A minor is home by himself because his parents are dicks and he becomes the home’s security system #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mybah Lonie (@jcarmohnuh) September 6, 2014

Vin Disel is all like VROOOM VROOOOM! and Paul Walk is all like VROOOOOOOOOOMVROOOMVROOM!!! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

Teen’s strange relationship with mad scientist tears his family apart. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DeWayneHamby (@DeWayneHamby) September 6, 2014

A Cuban refugee struggles with sudden prosperity #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Reynolds (@RyanReynolds) September 6, 2014

A hermaphrodite babysitter is chased by a bloke in a William Shanter mask with a knife to a one fingered piano score #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The General (@albellisimo) September 6, 2014

@naghdali طرف یکی رو میفرسته به گذشته تا خودش به دنیا بیاد #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mohsen (@mohsenissapour) September 6, 2014

David Bowie steals a baby and hangs out with puppets #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maya (@Nerdzilla76) September 6, 2014

Redeemer of Man takes a licking and keeps on ticking… Kind of. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

This prostitute with three tits nearly suffocates on mars but is saved by this confused guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Dale (@typofoto) September 6, 2014

@Pete_Cee a boat sinks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drew (@mrandrewbrady) September 6, 2014

Learning disabled man enjoys on and off relationship with boyhood girlfriend while learning how to net fish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charles T. Jackson ️️ (@WhatTheChuck67) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s this whiny farm boy who has the hots for his sister while trying to blow up his dad and co-workers

— Doctor 420 (@TheTrueDocLove) September 6, 2014

A man waits for a bus for 2 hours then finds out he could have walked to his destination #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ForrestGump

— Sam O’Neill (@SamONeill_90) September 6, 2014

large hairy man makes the mistake of delivering 500 letters to one address; homeowner & noseless wizard both furious #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Toner (@Tom__Toner) September 6, 2014

Nicole Kidman kills her children and shoots herself in the head, but doesn’t realize it until the end of the movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlie Nash (@ctnash91) September 6, 2014

near dead action heroes, coffin dodging their way through a trilogy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma (@WemaEma) September 6, 2014

An annoying little boy destroys a successful film franchise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Ludy (@michaelludy) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis tries to help spooky little boy; little boy helps him instead. #explainafilmplotbadly

— LoneWolf907 (@LoneWolf907) September 6, 2014

Pretentious ‘tweener goes horseback riding with drunk cop, spelunks, becomes disabled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kate Woods Walker (same name at Spoutible) (@KateWoodsWalker) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sex obsessed teens get nailed. To the wall. To the door. To each other.

— Keith LoBue (@KeithLoBue) September 6, 2014

A New York editor’s life is upended when the homeless Christmasgram man claims to be his son raised by elves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Penultimus (@ThePenultimus) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Brand Awareness. Don’t buy generics cause they’re evil. Charlie Sheen dog.

— Raymond in boxes Furpoc! (@Hulex) September 6, 2014

I’m trying to do Memento for #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. It appears that you need to understand a plot properly before you can explain it badly.

— Thom Hetherington (@ThomHetheringto) September 6, 2014

Raising Arizona guy drinks, drinks, drinks, dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Graham (@RealDaveGraham) September 6, 2014

.@FrankConniff Trumpy, he does magic things/Some little potatoes do have wings. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pope ghibby! Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun (@CaffeineAndHate) September 6, 2014

Rocky and Blade wake up in the future and there’s no bog roll #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Roderick Decker (@roddecks) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Three.5 hours of my life I’m not getting back. Talking truck and not much else.

— Cathy Humphrey (@cath176) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Unemployed northern lads get their tackle out and dance

— Riddermark (@KramLavinruf) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly New York businessman is infuriated by bone colored business cards. Eliminates competition. Maybe.

— Jen Lee (@JenVonLee) September 6, 2014

Lanky oilman enjoys drinking other people’s milkshakes #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/Ajh4W6pW0g

— Erick Schonfeld (@erickschonfeld) September 6, 2014

A cop is ready for retirement, but the chance to shave his chest comes along, he chooses Brad Pitt to share it with #explainafilmplotbadly

— Justin Fulkerson (@JustinFulkerson) September 6, 2014