#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

GONE WITH THE WIND: A bunch of women fight over their giant house and abusive relationships. It’s 4 hours long. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ned Petrie (@NedPetrie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an oil tycoon bowls in an innovative new way after his son loses his hearing

— Ursula K LeBron (@killakow) September 6, 2014

Harrison Ford needs to get shot in the head to stop being a prick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Sandling (@squat_betty) September 6, 2014

Christopher Lloyd introduces gold-digger girlfriend to goth family.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Umjammer Stupendous (@lottel_mkII) September 6, 2014

A man falls in love with a volleyball he meets in a remote tropical paradise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Tiedrich patreon subscriber (@prisonpete) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Simba’s daddy dies cause Scar is a playa hater so he has to kill that foo to get his kingdom back.. #LionKing bruh…

— Justin Muzack Flores, M.A. (@JustinMuzack) September 6, 2014

Aliens illegally entering US are violently greeted by black man and have their computers hacked by sanctimonious nerd #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stefan Janicki (@thedesslock) September 6, 2014

English captain sinks Irish ship & Posh bitch watches all the poor people drown & takes up all the room on the door #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— proudrepublican (@murphgirlalways) September 6, 2014

Voyeuristic legless photographer pervs on neighbours, solves murder. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Williams (@therandomswill) September 6, 2014

A woman’s life of excess leads her to dupe an unknowing suitor for one last score. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/7nxfW5URXq

— @tommyortega.bsky.social (@TMO_NYC) September 6, 2014

Christopher Lloyd helps baseball team cheat.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Umjammer Stupendous (@lottel_mkII) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Arnold Schwarzenegger yells at things and says some one-liners.

— Alex (@geewhiz_wow) September 6, 2014

A boy with a scar makes a ginger friend and a dorky friend and together they point their sticks at a man with no nose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nat Hackett (@Natty18037) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks has AIDS and is suing the cream cheese factory that fired him I think #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Sandling (@squat_betty) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Guy catches face hugger ropes, gives birth to alien via mushroom tip, dies from elongated gooty, aliens rape everyone

— bakerXderek (@bakerXderek_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly romeo and juliet but with aliens

— moved @dragonluvr69 (@knarkse_archive) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Aliens turn the world white and refuse to leave until an Italian gives them facial features.

— Capitalia (@APH_Capitalia) September 6, 2014

Teen forces town to dance despite tragedy that took lives years earlier #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Footloose

— Matt Batanzano (@MattCatanzano) September 6, 2014

@Rock_City_Notts the one where Will Smith wears a suit! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— XeN (@oOXenTreeOo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy builds a boat, and Ray Winstone tries to get on the boat, but Ray Winstone can’t get on the boat, then water.

— Simon Abrams (@simonsaybrams) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two girls fall in love and have a gratuitous sex scene and realize they’re straight anyways

— moved @dragonluvr69 (@knarkse_archive) September 6, 2014

Woody Allen has age-appropriate romance that ends on a wistful note#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @kathapollitt@mastodon.social (@KathaPollitt) September 6, 2014

Rich kid becomes orphan, pretends he’s a bat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— President Dawg’s First Lady Neva (@pipandbaby) September 6, 2014

A maverick with an identity crisis inadvertently kills his best friend, a goose, to graduate fighter pilot school #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— señor nalgas (@MrLawson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly indian guy whose mischievous and fun loving learns the meaning of love and sets himself straight to win her heart

— moved @dragonluvr69 (@knarkse_archive) September 6, 2014

It’s like a normal episode but you see Bart’s bellend and Homer flips the bird. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drunk Uncle Scissors (@TonyOfBingus) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy feels his masculinity is threatened and proves it by shooting shit. villain with foreign accent probably

— moved @dragonluvr69 (@knarkse_archive) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly metal Jesus fights crime

— Trev (@VideoDistortion) September 6, 2014

some bros blow up a space-rock #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— wilhelm (@wil) September 6, 2014

Alcoholic teaches kids the most useless hockey play possible in efforts to show them anything is possible #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yung Cam Fan (@NuckifuBukwheat) September 6, 2014

There was a day.
And then the same day.
And then the same day.
And then some of the same day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oliver Payne FRSA (@oliverpayne) September 6, 2014

Eccentric Cuban not so subtly shows you why cocaine is bad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Meier (@itsmechrismeier) September 6, 2014

A group of astronauts go up into space on a seemingly standard mission. Later, they have a problem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nauman An (@nauman__an) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #LongLiveLongmire

— BlueSky (@BlueSkyOverHead) September 6, 2014

I just bombarded y’all with #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly but I’m DYING HERE.

— Gata Bajo la Lluvia de Portland (@littlebrightpdx) September 6, 2014

Girl moves out of house to move in with boy, loses her voice and legs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/c5lSk7DrKT

— Luke Mansell (@Coach_Mansell) September 6, 2014

An ex-Marine brings hope to a young girl who struggles to find herself in 1970s New York. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PpSujU3P7s

— Rust Cohle (@AlphaScribe) September 6, 2014

Italian American meat plant worker with speech impediment fights his way to the top & tells his wife he loves her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Naldo Morelli (@Naldo_Morelli) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy just two days from retiring gets capped.

— Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush (@MangyLover) September 6, 2014

A girl gets lost with her dog during bad weather. Walks around. Makes friends and enemies. Goes back home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amanda (@amanduhlorian) September 6, 2014

Chicago woman with access to military weaponry tries, fails to kill two-timing ex-fiancee several times. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Moe Lane (@Ogiel23) (@moelane) September 6, 2014

Lady goes on raft with guy and his son, refuses to throw away impractical shoes, until she does. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— President Dawg’s First Lady Neva (@pipandbaby) September 6, 2014

Writer isn’t as grateful as he should be that a woman saves his life following a car crash, so she breaks his legs. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Aidan Gamble (@Aidan_Gamble) September 6, 2014

The sound of loons actually kills old people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A.C. Koch (@henry_iblis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly world’s worst car salesman hires the world’s worst gang for the world’s dumbest crime in the world’s coldest town.

— John Drummond Stands With Ukraine (@4eyesJohnny) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly old guy puts a bomb on a bus and girl can’t go below 50mph while another guy tries to save them

— Gator (@aaronroyce13) September 6, 2014

High school boy rapes an apple pie, then gets raped by a band girl on prom night. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Seibel (@TimS_Bucs) September 6, 2014

A dog gets jealous of baby, runs away meets homeless dog, gets banged up, returns home, puppies hurrah. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Neilly Gallinitaaaaa (@neillyfabi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A white man is the hero

— Shounen Bryce Harper (@log__off) September 6, 2014

Four exterminators wreak havoc on NYC, clash with the EPA and melt a giant sailor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— pancakes (@AdamAxbey) September 6, 2014