#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Huge Gorilla brought to America stalks a blonde girl and their kids eventually rise up & take over the entire planet.#explainafilmplotbadly

— Ian F. Hood (@IanFHood) September 6, 2014

Teenager goes back in time to make out with his mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Clark (@DenisVengeance) September 6, 2014

Leonardo DeCaprio says “fuck” a lot#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— duckpocalypse (@Waspsandstuff) September 6, 2014

“@annabelle_nyst: #explainafilmplotbadly baby grandpa turns into adult baby, dies”

— 2-yr-old (not so) baby ARMY (@jamgirlOT7) September 6, 2014

Austrian family escape Nazis by following a singing nun over a mountain. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eleanor Margolis (@EleanorMargolis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a man inexplicably consents to surgically replacing his face with nicolas cage’s face only to later change his mind.

— Francisco Ferreiro (@coinedname) September 6, 2014

Creepy old religious nut uses incest to convince young impressionable farmer to join a terrorist group #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . (@DubWeasel) September 6, 2014

This guy and this girl meet and they don’t like each other but then they end up together.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— rainer fm (@rainerfm) September 6, 2014

I’m pretty sure Liam Neeson uses a particular set of skills to help Mel Gibson pay ransom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— laura (she/her) (@lauratellsjokes) September 6, 2014

Guy walks down the street, stops, turns around, walks 5 feet, gets shot in the head. the shooter was himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— T (@AtlsShrugd) September 6, 2014

In a rudimentary game of backstreet football many of the players insist that christy take it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Donnelly (@kildarejoe) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly underwater creature has air respiratory system, thinks trading part of it for legs will adapt her to life on land

— Gordon Arsenoff and countless screaming Jagonauts (@deepfriar) September 6, 2014

The Hulk guy makes Mark Zuckerberg do magic to make fun of Morgan Freeman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— machine gun blows (@mtphyb) September 6, 2014

@Steve_R_Walker A Jewish and black guy saves the world and have a cigar.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FrankTheDeplorableIndianFan (@FrankinAkron) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Someone only supposed to blow the bloody doors off does much more.

— Madailín Burnhope (@maddyburnhope) September 6, 2014

Three guys find themselves in need of a bigger boat while fishing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Johnson (@jeffyjohnson) September 6, 2014

Selfless philanthropist seeks to educate others about sin – with hilarious results! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/HTjkhbb0P8

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) September 6, 2014

Anthropomorphic appliances are somehow not terrifying and find their way home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew (LGSC) (@luxurygaysc) September 6, 2014

Turns out her name was Beatrix and all she wanted was revenge and custody of her daughter.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Lewis (@michaellewisDJ) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bloke goes up a river to kill some other bloke.

— Phil “back on the hamster wheel” Fandango (@twitchingphil) September 6, 2014

You did this to me. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Klaus ๑๑ (@KlausvonRichter) September 6, 2014

Kate Winslet’s hair keeps changing colors, she dates Jim Carrey and Mark Ruffalo jumps on a bed in tighty whiteys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jennifer Ann Bacall (@hipmamajenn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A teacher goes looking for an old coffee mug at the same time as some Germans.

— Fro (@fromcvean) September 6, 2014

@R_GOONER By far, the best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly that I have seen, today

— Ben McKenna (@benafc_9) September 6, 2014

Warring aliens land on planet Earth, and try to hide amongst humans. Disguise as badass cars everyone will notice. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nauman An (@nauman__an) September 6, 2014

Jeff Goldblum’s exercise routine freaks everyone out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jos (@Sjosz) September 6, 2014

A guy paints things with his foot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014

Man pretends he doesn’t know he’s on a TV show, screws with the producer’s head until he snaps #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/2UudulOfuu

— ED Day – After The Pandemic (@Pandemic_Times) September 6, 2014

Ship sinks, people die and Celine Dion sings a song no one can get out of their head for three years. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thor-Martin Strand (@TottoStrand) September 6, 2014

Trio of inept Teutonic extortionists foiled by bowling team. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 6, 2014

Long and boring as fuck (every movie Clint Eastwood directed…except Unforgiven) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brandon Hahn (@yourbuddygooch) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they fall in love he dies

— phoebs ️ (@static_bodies) September 6, 2014

Ex con hates his old lawyer gets his crazy on during a boat ride.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nossy Nosborne (@Nostradamnisuck) September 6, 2014

Noah Cross builds Los Angeles #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Umbrella-flying witch and a chimney sweep kidnap two wealthy children into an acid-induced hallucination during WWII.

— Eggsøvereasy (@Charlie1Gun) September 6, 2014

Robert Hayes plays an airline pilot forced to land a plane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Freeman (@MrAdamFreeman) September 6, 2014

A bearded man makes a volleyball his very bestfriend #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #wilson

— Melissa (@junebug033) September 6, 2014

The underdog main character succeeds against all odds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— gal (@NotGally) September 6, 2014

Knights search for Holy Grail, discuss ornithology and landscaping, avoid Camelot, are attacked by a brutal monster. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alliterography (@alliterography) September 6, 2014

Number of dead drummers goes up to eleven. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— See Silky Run (@paulsilkywhite) September 6, 2014

Guy solves his own murder and gets a last snog in a woman’s body. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Allison (@peter_porter) September 6, 2014

An ambiguously gay duo set out across the countryside to return a piece of jewelry to the home of its rightful owner #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jer+W++Rremy Meyers (@jeremymeyers) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze and the rest of the movie doesn’t matter

— Samuel Hoelker (@thecornthecorn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two guys eat an expensive meal and talk and talk and talk. I mean, they just will not shut up. Then the movie’s over.

— George Wallace (@foolintheforest) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis saves planet by drilling a cold, fat angry bitch from behind. Aerosmith sing about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drunk Uncle Scissors (@TonyOfBingus) September 6, 2014

An annoying spotty ten year old with glasses is given a wand and gets sent to a boarding school full of freaks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Ludden (@johnludds) September 6, 2014

Eccentric Billionaire inspires man wearing clown makeup to stick it to his partners. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Siddharth Kumar (@artofsid) September 6, 2014

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— khaleesi (@khaleesi_1) September 6, 2014

یه دختر پسره همه‌ش دارن راه می‌رن حرف می‌زنن. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن #naghdali

— Mim Noon (@Mim_Noon) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A kid is left alone on Christmas two times in a row and then grows up to become a heroin addict.

— SYLAR (@SECTION_23) September 6, 2014