#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

That last #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly is more like #ExplainAFilmPlotAccurately.

— Andrew Lemieux (@andrew_lemieux) September 6, 2014

A basketball is stranded on an island, endures all kinds of shit from this guy for four years, only to drown at sea. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— !!GOLEM!! ️‍️️ (@JShahryar) September 6, 2014

Son has to redirect past-mom’s lust towards past-dad, just in time for his car to be struck by lightning. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jiffy! (@Jiffypop42) September 6, 2014

Ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka also something about a galaxy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Broderick Chow (@broderickchow) September 6, 2014

People get on a ship; it sinks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KP (@FromTheMindOfKP) September 6, 2014

Jaws in Space#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Movie fact: this WAS in fact the 3-word pitch for this film

— Miss Molly (@missy_molly_mol) September 6, 2014

Dude with below average IQ lives life then goes for a long run #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KP (@FromTheMindOfKP) September 6, 2014

This one is awesome RT @DelaneyHaan: #explainafilmplotbadly Kids get detention and never even have breakfast.

— Elizabeth Miniet (@LizMiniet) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4 British kids hide in a wardrobe for 20 seconds

— Greg Dolan (@GregFDolan) September 6, 2014

Rosemary’s Baby: A struggling couple’s luck turns around with the help of neighbors. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/BhCYgC6BgM

— STEPHEN ZERANCE (@stephnz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A banjo and a trip down a river

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 6, 2014

Severe ophidiophobic with an abnormal attachment to his hat travels the world, brandishing whip. Possible fetishist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Minion (@BPRP_Minion) September 6, 2014

Three men discover they need a bigger boat to catch a large fish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonah Balfour (@jonahbalfour) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly secret agent violates tradecraft at every turn, still gets the job done and every woman he meets.

— Robert Rice (@RobertB_Rice) September 6, 2014

Some dudes have a time machine in their garage and they use it to get really confused. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paddy K (@spongepaddy) September 6, 2014

A boy destroys a book at school #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/u3fMxeFr7Q

— evi (@foreverlarker) September 6, 2014

Solitary resident wakes to find burglars have decided to touch all his stuff. #ExplainAFIlmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/P9GB98wlmo

— Brock Roberts (@letsread) September 6, 2014

Local farmboy discovers the correlation between hyperspace travel and crop dusting. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Osei (@oawdixon) September 6, 2014

My fave so far!RT #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the people sing, man loses everything, gets everything back, then everybody dies.@DrewCaponeSays

— Andy Capone‍️ (@andy_capone) September 6, 2014

Fourteen little dudes can’t do it alone so they trick one even littler dude into steeling gold from Cumberbatch. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AMI (@amirulss) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy draws girl naked, girl lets him fall into freezing water and die.

— dave mccarver (@dave_Mccarver) September 6, 2014

Unemployed actor lives in the Dakota with Mia Farrow #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Obama goes to Muslim world trashes the USA and wins Nobel peace prize…oh wait …

— Chris (@slasher76) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tom hanks runs across America, makes shrimp, and then she dies of aids.

— Mackenzie Brown (@ml__brown) September 6, 2014

مرد تو جزیره بوده، مرد بر می‌گرده خونه‌اش. زنش با یکی دیگه ازدواج کرده #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن

— alihejvani (@alihejvani) September 6, 2014

Archeologist fights Nazis and saves dad all on the path to find holy grail only to drop it in a canyon #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Karin Gelz (@Karin_not_Karen) September 6, 2014

British agency sends middle-aged psychopath around the world to order one drink and tell dead people bad one-liners. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elliot (@Loh) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boat does ice bucket challenge it goes wrong,boat breaks in pieces, jack dies.

— Denny (@Dennyfanaccount) September 6, 2014

2 Banjos lead to love making #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Broom Wagon (@broomwagonblog) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy with bad haircut waiting for bus loves Chocolate, running, and Jenny.

— Not The Real SGB (@EstebanoBoucher) September 6, 2014

Top scientist’s research overlooked, you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #explainafilmplotlikeanacademic

— Jerry L Maine (@JerryLMaine) September 6, 2014

*Clears throat, opens Barth’s Chimera, steps to whiteboard, copies a diagram* “The threshold of adventure intersects”#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— biblioklept (@biblioklept) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man fights with friend, starts secret club. Friend is actually man all along. Shhhhh.

— Lee Robson (@leerobson23) September 6, 2014

Nerdy guy writes everyone’s paper for them and doesn’t get a girlfriend out of it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Doll Tearsheet (@DTearsheet) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a teenager with cancer falls in love for this super perfect teenager who had cancer but gets more cancer and dies.

— Anna (@AnnaMuckenfuss) September 6, 2014

.@AtyHans A robot saves a guy from a robot so the guy can tell the robot in the future to save him from a robot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jens unlocked (@tongotongoz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly : don’t say “what” around Samuel Jackson.

— Con (@GeminiDivide) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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— Steven Woodman-Dix (@MERLINDIX) September 6, 2014

Some guy has a boat and it’s not big enough #explainafilmplotbadly

— Alfie Johnston (@johno2467) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a smart girl studies hard for her magic exams and tries to keep her two best friends out of trouble

— Vaida (@underskinnyhrt) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nine dudes do a lot of walking through New Zealand. Bonus prequel: 14 dudes do a lot of walking through New Zealand.

— Angie (@hugtherocks) September 6, 2014

Guy who kills robots for a living gets sick of his job, falls for a hot robot lady #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ProgGrrl (@ProgGrrl) September 6, 2014

Catskills resort dancer decries baby cornering. #explainafilmplotbadly

— clintthomas (@ClintThomas) September 6, 2014

Jungle mercenaries randomly killed by something invisible that turns out 2b a man in a rubber suit with a crab mouth. #explainafilmplotbadly

— techweenie (@techweenie) September 6, 2014

Prostitute becomes classy and gets the rich, handsome guy who likes prostitutes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Karin Gelz (@Karin_not_Karen) September 6, 2014

“Ok, so there’s this wizard, but he’s more like an *entity* and—wait, you’ve read Joseph Campbell right?” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— biblioklept (@biblioklept) September 6, 2014

Illegal alien starts on Kansas farm. Moves to nearby city. Holds down two jobs. Writing bylines and saving hoes… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Almos Def/Yasiin Bae/Uncle Joe (@joebiam) September 6, 2014

Incestuous family save the galaxy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some dwarves go back to their home

— Rachel ️ (@RacheyRagdoll) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a small guy teams up with 12 other small people and a large man to get some from a huge ass lizard

— I MOVED!!!! (@transsherlock) September 6, 2014