#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

“: A teen gets bit by a radioactive spider and wears tights so no one knows he’s suffering from side effects #explainafilmplotbadly”

— AAP easymack (@Medjai_Mad_Mack) September 6, 2014

An eclectic group of Europeans take a cruise for fun and end up proving global warming is a myth (at least long ago) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard (@audbranem73) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly nick cage’s head is on fire. Rides motorcycle.

— Jesse (@AlottaTweets) September 6, 2014

There’s this sick guy…he’s English #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LouiseA47 (@LouiseA47) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ryan gosling is handsome. Also he drives a car.

— Jesse (@AlottaTweets) September 6, 2014

Hungry fish with pointy teeth attacked by man who needs a new boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lucy Frederick (@LucyFrederick) September 6, 2014

Six people get together to talk about saving the world until they avenge the death of a guy that’s not actually dead.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hannah (@hannahdevyor) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Keanu Reeves is sad

— S2 (@OhHiStu) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly uma Thurman dresses like a banana. Swords everyone.

— Jesse (@AlottaTweets) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Depp sells cocaine. Ruins life.

— Jesse (@AlottaTweets) September 6, 2014

It’s kind of like if there was a whole world, that was just Wayne’s. #explainafilmplotbadly

— purgatorio o inferno (@_h3llo_w0rld_) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves is an FBI agent #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/WtGlFPiS1Y

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) September 6, 2014

Dude goes back in time to almost bang his mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dark Russ Brandon (@FrackingSabres) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A group of con men go to sleep and dream.

— Alican Serbest (@madcanus) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fall asleep in the Dingly Dell, wake up just in time for birthday tea.

— Bottom Quotes (@Bottom_Quotes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A fraudulent substitute teacher wins a music competition using child labor.

— Rachel Ordway or something (@RachelOrdwayArt) September 6, 2014

Two little guys go on a hike and toss jewelry into a volcano. Other stuff happens in other places, nobody knows why. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Belton (@scott_belton) September 6, 2014

A disgruntled weatherman travels to a small town only to be tormented by the same Sonny and Cher song everyday. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mary Beth Constante (@ehm_bee) September 6, 2014

Well, there were four weddings and a funeral. That about sums it up. #explainafilmplotbadly

— James Batteas (@jamesbatteas) September 6, 2014

Blatant animal abuse turns furry babies into angry muppets.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LeePlay (@leeplayvids) September 6, 2014

It was all a dream. Or was it. The spinning top is still there. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KT Australianus (@KTunravels) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Big fish gets out of hand; chews legs; closes beach and men in boat get it in end

— John Joker (@si_brow) September 6, 2014

Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English Guy. He came to fight the Turkish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BIG BUSINESS (@BIGBUSINESS) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Rival NYC ethnic gangs fight to the death on the site of the future Lincoln Center.

— Laura (@opheliacat) September 6, 2014

Steve McQueen and Helen Crump and a humongous glob of strawberry jam. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— etherbrian (@etherbrian) September 6, 2014

Young man steals a television set from his mother’s home, pawns it, and loses his arm. #explainafilmplotbadly

— … (@CountDmitri) September 6, 2014

Blonde girl is jealous of Kelly Clarkson and people are dancing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/0tAqVjNNPA

— Ellis Wonder (@SkatingOnARiver) September 6, 2014

Woman loses her glove, Lets it go and is generally grumpy until she accidentally kills her sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Sophie Meredith (@SophDoesScience) September 6, 2014

Forest Gump’s crazy uncle goes to Vegas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @tinselman

— Landon Beall (@thebeallman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Disgruntled cop murders many in search of a new pair of shoes, whilst particularly targeting foreigners.

— Neill Prentice (@Neillbert) September 6, 2014

Al Pacino conducts self psychotherapy by repeating the phrase “Hoo- haw!” and dreaming of vaginal odour. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jerrythegarbageman (@doralboy1) September 6, 2014

Hooker teaches clothing sales girl a lesson in customer service #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bestbets12 (@bestbets12) September 6, 2014

A guy has had enough of heroin and being friends with ‘edda’s. Bums a schoolgirl. Gets a job in real estate. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron (@RonnieSalts) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An FBI trainee befriends a man on an unusual diet to find an eccentric tailor.

— Duncan MacMaster The Internet’s Sweetheart (@FuriousDShow) September 6, 2014

Giant angry Gorilla falls in love with girl then gets killed by men in planes who don’t approve of the relationship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Walker (@Philwalkercomic) September 6, 2014

Teenage boy shoots sticky substance on demand, dresses up, kisses girlfriend upside down, kills best friend’s dad.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ross Williams (@RossWilliams_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tfios – he dies

— (@98sloulita) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Willis is dead.

— Kerrie (@kcavindam) September 6, 2014

Korean vet hates chinks, learns to like them…#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nossy Nosborne (@Nostradamnisuck) September 6, 2014

Poor pig farmer helps a cut up whore for reward, kills the fuck out of people.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nossy Nosborne (@Nostradamnisuck) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an old man, young boy, and talking dog take a trip to South America in a flying house.

— Jennifer (@Jay_Rupe) September 6, 2014

An abused orphan is sent to a remote and dangerous boarding school, where he endures numerous murder attempts #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex D.0.R.M.4.N (@alkendor77) September 6, 2014

Man literally walks over broken glass before apologising to his estranged wife #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jml (@mumak) September 6, 2014

After being mindfucked by an effete serial killer, lady murders transsexual to stop lambs from screaming #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keith Gow (@keithgow) September 6, 2014

#explainamovieplotbadly some guy is not feeling it

— is shulk feeling it? (@imrealyfeelinit) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a teenagers goes on a big hunt to find his parents’ murderer’s hidden pieces and wears it around his neck. spoiler

— signe ‍️ (@nordicsin) September 6, 2014

Same kid returns, gets beaten up on an ice planet, beaten up on a swamp planet, then loses his hand on a cloud. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Zalben (@azalben) September 6, 2014

A has-been silent film star’s pet monkey dies, so she replaces it with William Holden. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alysn (@TerribleClaw) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly White males walk for months to fight a white male to save the world full of white males and a few white females.

— Roäc (@Actual_Roac) September 6, 2014

Forest Gump works for UPS, befriends a ball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sir Oliver James (@Oliver__James) September 6, 2014