#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Meglomaniac German leader calls staff meeting about missed targets. Endlessly lampooned on social media. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Brannigan (@tim_brannigan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly DISCLOSURE
Demi Moore forces Michael Douglas to have sex with her, so he sues her.

— MJSteel86 (@MJSteel86) September 6, 2014

So basically there’s this kid who sees dead peopl- wait, no, oh balls! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dom (@domashwin) September 6, 2014

Greatest footballers in the world all coincidentally get stuck in the same prison in the war and get to play a match #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Varcoe (@Varcs) September 6, 2014

Even though he plays truant & has to spend all day in an attic, a young boy has a lovely day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/bWaNmKjQbl

— DF (@Dean_Machine_) September 6, 2014

Young boy trapped under stairs by nasty uncle reaches puberty and discovers his magic wand. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Terry (@5BlueNed) September 6, 2014

Old action heroes blow up & shoot stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee (@Talented_Mr_Lee) September 6, 2014

Nun runs away with another woman’s man by singing to his kids. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— D. (@Outtheboxx) September 6, 2014

@pkeighery : Enjoying #explainafilmplotbadly but surely nothing can top this magnificence from Rick Polito pic.twitter.com/uLCeDd6JLQ“

— Colm Halley (@ColmHalley) September 6, 2014

RT “@nevpierce: Nun steals sweet spinster’s fiancé, makes children perform at Nazi X Factor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5GEtTc83oi”

— Annika Smethurst (@annikasmethurst) September 6, 2014

Family man discovers he has a knack for making mashed potato replicas of mountains #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gareth Cooper (@garethcooper82) September 6, 2014

Up- Some guy straps a shit load of balloons to a house and it flies off #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Noblett (@tomnoblettvideo) September 6, 2014

So basically a machine called Skynet or Google (one of them) decided to take over the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David (@David_A310) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two people fall in love then one of them dies

— cass (@evergreencass) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Tooth flossing prostitute falls in love with man who closes jewel case on her fingers.

— Terry McGurrin (@standupmonkey) September 6, 2014

Two shepherds fall in love and spend eternity getting called cowboys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stuart (mostly gone) (@stuartgibson) September 6, 2014

Nelson Mandela narrates Tim Robbin’s escape from jail. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— HeathFranklinChopper (@RonnJohnChopper) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly james bond dies, but not really

— freya (@scarletlando) September 6, 2014

There being little else to do in Sheffield, a bunch of women go to see 5 naked guys ponce about to Tom Jones #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— now, voyager (@nowvoyager_) September 6, 2014

Bernard Cribbins is kidnapped by Peter Cushing. Foils an alien invasion #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen Graham (@StephenCVGraham) September 6, 2014

Russian sailors complain about the food. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Mueller (@andrew_mueller) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – not quite, soz

This is how it was originally scripted…#driveinblowjob pic.twitter.com/r2JCzXPpMi

— Lord Spooky-Arsed Biscuits (@lordRsBiscuits) September 6, 2014

Rollerblading terrorists run amok, crashing traffic computers, killing federal agents and hacking an oil company. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— hackerfantastic.x (@hackerfantastic) September 6, 2014

Woman needs exterminator for large spaceship #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— patronsaintofcats&redpandas (@patronsaintofca) September 6, 2014

Large monkey gets captured and killed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tinsywinky (@tinsywinky) September 6, 2014

Actress stares longingly out of some Japanese windows while Bill Murray plays Bill Murray. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan’s wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 (@GrumpyGreyhead) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a very clean old man fucks some shit up

— lil liza (@unlikelyliza) September 6, 2014

British spy tells everyone his surname then full name before shagging women. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tony Mc (@tonymc589) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Red and blue lights. Panic. We kiss one last time and jump out of the car before reaching the checkpoint

— Blechy Blech (@TotallyAnalog) September 6, 2014

Personally I think these #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly are bang on.

— Kellie Dawson (@BigFashionista) September 6, 2014

Two up and coming bankers use their boss’s corpse as a party decoration. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron (@trippdigital) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly CASTAWAY Tom Hanks.
Man makes friend with basketball after being shipwrecked on a desert island

— MJSteel86 (@MJSteel86) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Conscientious and dedicated child welfare officer is tormented by dysfunctional family and their flying vintage car.

— David Teague (@Teagy63) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Tom Hanks does a documentary on where your parcels go when they don’t arrive at your house on time…

— Short Bloke Josh! (@ShortBlokeJosh) September 6, 2014

Four blokes shower New York with an enormous campfire treat and destroy an apartment block using nuclear weapons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan’s wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 (@GrumpyGreyhead) September 6, 2014

Small people take 9 hours to throw a ring into a volcano #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Hardman (@its_benji) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis is a ghost. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Otter Stonks (@OtterStonks) September 6, 2014

A young man joins the army, and later visits Italy. He ponders entering the family business. He likes church. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johnny California (@JBFThisMovie) September 6, 2014

Harrison Ford loses his wife and French people are basically a bit dismissive of him because his French is rubbish #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Brown (@MarkOneinFour) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly he’s actually dead

— Gary (@Hansensleftboot) September 6, 2014

John Hurt dies (again!) and prances off with Black Rabbit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sir Oliver James (@Oliver__James) September 6, 2014

Construction of a spacestation goes well then suffers some major set-backs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gareth Cooper (@garethcooper82) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Schindler’s List; it’s like Terminator 2, but with Jews.

— Lucas (@LucasHasTwatter) September 6, 2014

Dirty old men at a campsite touch up teenage girls. 40 year old Barbara Windsor tries to masquerade as one of them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Perry Neeham (@PerryNeeham69) September 6, 2014

People are in detention. SPOILER no actual breakfast involved #falseadvertisingtbh #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jess (@jesshaslegs) September 6, 2014

Three gunslingers compete to find gold. One behaves, one doesn’t, one is beauty impaired. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NitroGen Podcast (@NitroGenCast) September 6, 2014

A few siblings imagine spending a lifetime in a coat closet #explainafilmplotbadly

— Frankie Clarence (@ClarenceFrankie) September 6, 2014

Tears “@KaceyecaK: So this girl, she’s asleep. Some guy kisses her unconscious body. She wakes up. Perv. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”

— D. (@Outtheboxx) September 6, 2014

A bus can’t slow down #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ciarán Dowd (@Ciaran_Dowd) September 6, 2014

Man finds biological father, is disappointed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/DUxjbxOPRk

— Zoë Meager (@ZoeMeager) September 6, 2014