#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Cool beans? Cool beans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Loch SNES Monster (@Dayken) September 6, 2014

A ring gets thrown away. Eventually. In a volcano.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@uberspoons) September 6, 2014

This guy has a fedora and a whip! He likes looking for really old stuff to put in a museum.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JONESVIBE42: THE ETHEREAL ONE ‍️ (@jonesvibe42) September 6, 2014

Kids & a deformed man climb through Oregon’s sewer system looking for guys named Chester Copperpot & One-Eyed Willy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

Man with learning disabilities sits on a bench and then goes running #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Pedroche (@Ben_Pedroche) September 6, 2014

A space priest and an orphan conspire to blow up humanity’s greatest technological achievement #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Reid Parker (@ReidParker_) September 6, 2014

Not really #explainafilmplotbadly more #explainafilmplotcutely – little girl explains star wars: http://t.co/gh0SmNjk4W

— Red ‘til I’m Dead (@suziegeewizz) September 6, 2014

Mad soldier heads up waterway, discovers more mad people along the way #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Reezy Miller (@Trixie_Boo) September 6, 2014

Wind blows. People fall. Some people run. Some people die. The end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Raghav (@raghavmodi) September 6, 2014

An Italian dude loses a fight to a black guy and everyone loves him for it, even the black guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Halloween Boooner (@CharmingGrump) September 6, 2014

Sharks. Tornadoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

Man in a wheelchair tricks kids into his “school for gifted youngsters”. Makes them into soldiers for his war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TV Trev (@TrevorAKP) September 6, 2014

Matey with glasses is actually a wizard and goes to a wizard school.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Toneleast Montana (@toneleast) September 6, 2014

Upset girl ruins prom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Brosnahan (@ChrisBrosnahan) September 6, 2014

To change one man’s mind, they play with gravity and architecture. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— filmqueer (@farida3zzat) September 6, 2014

some people died but one guy was saved by Tom Hanks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SAZ (@my55cents) September 6, 2014

@composerose After which Tom pisses off a black guy and goes to the library a lot, then dies of AIDS himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah K (@mordantkitten) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This barber likes to sing, kill people and make pies out of the people.

— Carlos E Mendez (@xCarlosEMendez) September 6, 2014

Old man kidnaps a minor, leaves country with him & endangers his life just to see a waterfall for his dead wife #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) September 6, 2014

A bored millionaire offsets his midlife crisis with a latex suit and a spot of vigilantism. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Máire T. Robinson (@Mo_Is_Writing) September 6, 2014

Man subverts legal system, causes severe physical damage to prison walls, builds a boat in Mexico. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Carlie (@CarlieP) September 6, 2014

Guy in duck suit hooks up with #BackToTheFuture chick, fools no one, trumped by 2-second appearance 3 decades later #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David “Darkness” Weiner (@TikiAmbassador) September 6, 2014

Millionaire orphan fights crime, in fancy dress.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neil Holloway (@Spangle_Pimp) September 6, 2014

Man hangs around with weird little kid, then notices he’s actually dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Pedroche (@Ben_Pedroche) September 6, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #whereismike #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #STOPMOBBINGOURBOYS #16FactsAboutMe #Mga 12

— Наполов Евгений (@Gajya5g4) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly couples car breaks down, castle, singing, great legs, Shenanigans. Dinner. Castle flies off. Love it! Best film.

— Kris. always Kris.. (@superkrispydj) September 6, 2014

Robots and explosions. Also megan fox #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fade Fan Johnny (@JohannAffendy) September 6, 2014

Brooklyn bank robbery takes longer than expected. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Avellino (@PeterAPeel) September 6, 2014

Rich orphan spends his money on ninja lessons, toys & fancy dress outfit. Some clown comes along and fucks it all up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joel Harley (@JoelHarley) September 6, 2014

Man on beach befriends volleyball #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicola Patrick (@NicolaPatrickNZ) September 6, 2014

Pig does enough #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Polly Faber (@Pollylwh) September 6, 2014

Bedford Falls local becomes disillusioned ,attempts suicide. Is saved by angel, sees future then returns. Happy Days!#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Warner (@jasewarn) September 6, 2014

When they first met they didn’t like each other but then she faked an orgasm in a deli and they fell in love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) September 6, 2014

Parents leave kid at home during Christmas trip. Kid sets up traps to kill 2 poor guys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maverick10 (@MaverickTenSays) September 6, 2014

Audrey Hepburn is really confusing and Mickey Rooney is REALLY racist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@stuckinspincycl) September 6, 2014

negligent fish loses son #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Super N*ntendo Chalmers (@yo_mikey_) September 6, 2014

Kids go holidaying in a cabin in the woods. All goes wrong when they stop partying and read a book instead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joel Harley (@JoelHarley) September 6, 2014

Sexy alien tries to create a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, and ends up getting murdered by his own people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Camash: The Spooky Low-Poly Lion (@CamashRed) September 6, 2014

Astronaut falls for 80 minutes thanks to this physics law #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Frederick Schroeder (@fredschroeder) September 6, 2014

Man gets writers’ block. It snows. Bathroom door gets smashed in. The End. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Carroll (@emcarrollauthor) September 6, 2014

Titanic #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/LdU7dyi1rV

— Can (@Z1B1D1) September 6, 2014

Some little guys and their mates take fucking ages to walk to mordor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris (@seismicshed) September 6, 2014

Gangster couple gets away with everything until cops invent slow-motion bullets. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Nemecek * (@larrynemecek) September 6, 2014

People are tired of these motherfucking slithering creatures on this motherfucking flying transport. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

Kids go for nice walk along a railroad in summer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Graeme (@GraemePeacock) September 6, 2014

Uwe Boll directs a video game movie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marwan Imam (@TheOnlyWarman) September 6, 2014

Everyone wants to be Mr Black, they cut a cop’s ear off, one of them is a cop, it ends badly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Denverer (@deconverter) September 6, 2014

Future cop assassinates a bunch of 3yr olds and runs away with a 3yr old girl after seeing origami #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dubs ️‍️‍️ (@dublonothing) September 6, 2014