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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Farm boy and baby robot blow up giant space boob because old man ghost told him he could.

— David A Scott Jr (@DAScottJr) September 6, 2014

Big headed twat shows off at a disco. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Napier Bones (@NapierBones) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis gets shot & stands his wife up on a dinner date. He talks to a kid a lot. Not sure which happens first #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon (@DadAndTwo) September 6, 2014

A bloke needs a brain,another a heart. There is a wicked bitch with a broom stuck up her ass and a bird in red shoes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Check An Ex (@CheckAnEx) September 6, 2014

Man learns at high school reunion that he can win his high school sweetheart back if he just kills the RIGHT people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Rossi (@MatthewWRossi) September 6, 2014

Water-soluble witch struggles against foreign invaders who killed her sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— brx0 (@brx0) September 6, 2014

Loud foul-mouthed general has to slap around a PTSD guy to win the war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Nemecek * (@larrynemecek) September 6, 2014

Danny from “Who’s The Boss?” and the mom from “E.T.” are stuck in a car and being attacked by Beethoven. #explainafilmplotbadly

— the joscar joseph (@joscarjoseph) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Farmboy falls in with a bad crowd, takes up hokey old religion and blows up government installation killing millions

— Gary Matthews (@GaryJMatthews) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Brandon Lee comes back to life, so you know it’s fiction 🙁

— Damn This Sideways House (@MadJaymilton) September 6, 2014

I’m so tired that news stories and #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tweets are starting to blur together. I’m going to wake up really confused.

— Puff the Magic Hater (@MsKellyMHayes) September 6, 2014

An unqualified white woman learns how to drive an exploding bus seemingly instantaneously.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BJW (@GQBound) September 6, 2014

Group of attractive White ppl experience a serious of #whitepeopleproblems which all turn out ok after 90min or so. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pearson In The Wind (@LukeLPearson) September 6, 2014

Boy sees dead Bruce Willis, who has been dead all along, since the start of the film. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bert Swattermain (@BertSwattermain) September 6, 2014

A kid waxes an old guy’s car, paints his fence, and does other household chores. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (_) (@MitchWagner) September 6, 2014

Toys come to life and do some shit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— the bone pharaoh (@gomatgo) September 6, 2014

formerly suicidal man gets really excited when he hears a bell ring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— morgan matson (@morgan_m) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two Black Guys Dress Up As Two Rich White Chicks To Stop A Kidnapper *White Chicks*

— nay (@dazonaynakeria) September 6, 2014

Crazy politician becomes Prime Minister and seeks to destroy country as punishment for not voting him in earlier… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Wyres (@mwyres) September 6, 2014

bloke on a motorbike fails to escape from a PoW camp #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Davies (@LeeMarkDavies) September 6, 2014

Jeff Goldblum returns as the scientist from Buckaroo Bonzai, feels up Geena Davis & turns into a bug. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Séamus Bellamy (@SeamusBellamy) September 6, 2014

Nicholas Cage is somehow not the craziest person in this isolated village. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Rossi (@MatthewWRossi) September 6, 2014

An entitled singer refuses honest job offers, manipulates friends into enabling his calculated rise to stardom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Weekes (@PatrickWeekes) September 6, 2014

Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon invent prototype flying car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johnny Memphis (@johnnymemphis) September 6, 2014

Somehow Iceland is the villain. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— vitaemachina (@vitaemachina) September 6, 2014

Ob-Gyn creepily falls in love with his pregnant baker patient. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man didn’t learn their lesson about dino islands the first time. Jeff Goldblum’s like hey, let’s not. Nobody listens.

— LaurieDolittle (@LaurieDolittle) September 6, 2014

Matt Damon means well for a number of minutes.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GENDERUNKNOWN’S BOOTYGROUND (@mrbillding) September 6, 2014

a teenager raises money to save his abusive stepfather #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonathan (@jonathanhimple) September 6, 2014

@MHanson62 @Christ1stAlways Superheroes fight bad guys. Stan Lee makes a cameo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LoveKraft Mac n Cheese (@TheRealMattL) September 6, 2014

guy with whip is afraid of snakes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— morgan matson (@morgan_m) September 6, 2014

A Jewish man has a radio. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— What to Hecc…? (@AquaGlide12) September 6, 2014

A group of snakes board a United flight before their row is called and are subsequently beaten by angry passengers #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— joel (@jpostman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Girl meets boy. Girl falls for boy. Boy is also dragon. Whimsical adventures are had, and a river is named.

— Purple Link (@Purple_Link) September 6, 2014

These guys go on a canoe trip and one of them has sex in the woods #explainafilmplotbadly

— Scott Parkin (@CaliforniaGravy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly everyone is racist but the movie is still real shitty

— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly After a psychiatrist dies, his ghost goes to talk to a kid who can see dead people.

— Helen S. Pumpkins (@helenshang) September 6, 2014

Sick girl in Kansas has a wild dream. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sam I Am (@SJVI11) September 6, 2014

A girl and her 3 friends go off and kill an old woman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wayne (@Toaster_Pastry) September 6, 2014

@scalzi A man sorts FedEx packages on a beach, without any help. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pete Brown @ Microsoft::Windows (@Pete_Brown) September 6, 2014

White couple falls in love against all odds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— rafael (@rafaeljg_) September 6, 2014

A raccoon and a tree learn the meaning of friendship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @JamesGunn

— Keith Carey (@keithtellsjokes) September 6, 2014

Spaceship goes to this planet to rescue hot chick and booze-making robot. Her Dad goes nuts, blows up planet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) September 6, 2014

A kid blows up an evil spaceship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shannon Wheeler (@MuchCoffee) September 6, 2014

guy has a terrible life and his baby is a dinosaur i was like wtf thats gross #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jordan Gibson (@gibsonagogo) September 6, 2014

Dad from “My Three Sons” proves to be an unreliable insurance agent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Breen (@BodyofBreen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 gayBoys & a tokoloshe try to take a ring to a Volcano.Old guys with powers try to help/stop them. #Lordoftherings

— My Surname is Khan (@ejaz_k) September 6, 2014

Renegade naval officers and their robot pal save the universe from immortality. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @red3blog (@red3blog) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly literally any explanation of any Transformers film where the Autobots aren’t the bad guys

— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014

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