#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

The path to freedom is naked lesbian street luging. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MKistulot (@Carin_McLeoud) September 6, 2014

Ben Affleck wins the Pacific theatre all by himself to end WW2.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BiasedGirl (@BiasedGirl) September 6, 2014

Martains attacks and shitty yodeling kills them. #explainamovieplotbadly

— Amber (@AmberCottrill88) September 6, 2014

Boy bit by spider. Designs and sews a colorful outfit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Iserson (@davidiserson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there are definitely at least three boobs in this

— natalie (@yrfriendnat) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly wait are there boobs in this?

— natalie (@yrfriendnat) September 6, 2014

Aliens send their kid to earth and tell him to dress in Spandex. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mary-Sue with ginger hair falls in love with a dwarf. Some stuff happens with a Hobbit.

— spoopynuder69 (@spookysolas) September 6, 2014

A boy blows a huge bubble and lives in it but he doesn’t dance… not even once. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Archer (@sirjohnarcher) September 6, 2014

For reasons that were never explained, a small town cop had an Irish accent… And a girl pooped in a wedding dress. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Queers4Gears (@queers4gears) September 6, 2014

Soylent Green Is People#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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— khaleesi (@khaleesi_1) September 6, 2014

Skywalker family reunion gets awkward. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nobody (@petbugs13) September 6, 2014

He kickboxes and gives her his heart. He gets a pen for his efforts.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Infernoian (he/him) (@unrulyian) September 6, 2014

Guy beats himself up then starts a gang no one can talk about.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dangerous D (@dangerousd111) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves says more than “Whoa.” Also, computers control your life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Q. (they/them) | @quiara.net on the bluer skies (@Quiara) September 6, 2014

Toys accept death before being saved by aliens.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wesley McCraw’s Brain (@WesleyMcCraw) September 6, 2014

Rogue teenage girl trips “over the rainbow.” Commits several acts of kidnapping and murder. Gets away scot free. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Q. (they/them) | @quiara.net on the bluer skies (@Quiara) September 6, 2014

@queers4gears Slow guy runs fast, boat survives storm and he becomes rich but unrecognized on park benches. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jake Query (@jakequery) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they’re all people but toys

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly dude made facebook but he like copied it from twins only he maybe didn’t because the court case was unresolved idk

— No.1 John Cena Fan (@LowLeeWolf) September 6, 2014

2 guys have a very boring and long conversation over dinner & never ONCE acknowledge the sexual tension between them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Chaney (@NickJChaney) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two people fuck amidst a horrific tragedy

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the cop is all “I can drive faster than you!” And Vin Diesel is like “nah” AND THEY NEVER MAKE OUT.

— (@newageamazon) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they went to the future once and now they are doing it again

— ranatalus (@ranatalus) September 6, 2014

Girl drops a house on the local magician, and is told to kill her sister or she’ll never get home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Gaines (@starmike) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly shit it’s that one … it’s got that guy … and there’s a … rachel weisz, maybe? was she the one in pirates? shit

— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) September 6, 2014

An old man turns into a baby but has a cool name #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elisa DeFoe (@edefoe_) September 6, 2014

Fat guy and nerd try to save dad’s company. Bees! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @queers4gears

— Steven Lindon (@sclindon) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Robotic Alien Cars that a loser accidentally buys

— tired (@Wholesomereader) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two men with terrible philosophies dress up in costumes and terrorize Gotham City

— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014

Cops in the future eat at Taco Bell. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Premium Bland (@AHundredElbows) September 6, 2014

Guy starts a club to beat people up while he talks to himself.

.. that’s about it#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Peterson ️ (@ChrisPHuey) September 6, 2014

Some kid gets taken in by a rich dude who interrupts his beloved afternoon sledding regimen – but he’d rather sled! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Goldsmith (@yogoldsmith) September 6, 2014

Spoiled rich kid is spoiled. Everyone dies poor. He breaks his legs. Now they love him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kerry (@echidnabot) September 6, 2014

Racism happens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Kremer (@Kremsicles) September 6, 2014

Halle Berry gets her boobs out #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Suzie Speaks (@suzie81blog) September 6, 2014

a guy and two robots trapped on a satellite watch bad movies because of mad scientists.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wayland Smith (@WaylandSmith1) September 6, 2014

Man plays catch with his dead dad in a cornfield #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— YoPaulie.bsky.social – X-Twit (@YoPaulieNJ) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a cute pet gets water on it after midnight and make more mean ones and watch Snow White in a theater and wreak havoc

— Mark Hagelauer (@markhagelauer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two dudes fly to Jupiter with a computer that flips out and then one becomes a baby by flying into a domino. Monkeys.

— Kip Hampton (@kiphampton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Abdominal muscles flex while things happen around them

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014

Guy gets maimed, then squats in a Opera house basement so he can stalk and dick with the actors. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Flipped Bit Liz ️‍️ (@theliz13) September 6, 2014

Kid gets butthurt when philosophy professor says his imaginary sky daddy isn’t real. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ѕαηтα вαву ️ (@LalalaLindseyJ) September 6, 2014

They bought a zoo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Queers4Gears (@queers4gears) September 6, 2014

Demi Moore rips her shirt off… and other stuff happens.Burt Reynolds is somehow involved,but Demi Moore has a rack! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ultima Ratio Regum (@WintermuteNight) September 6, 2014

Olivia Newton – John likes a guy so takes up smoking. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sabreaniemeanie (@sabreaniemeanie) September 6, 2014

Horny English people try to get laid at Christmas. Or they’re just creepy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Orca For President (@tomhensleyy) September 6, 2014

A young chick and a much older man hang out in Japan, but it’s not weird. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— valérie lyne (@valfields_) September 6, 2014

A poor orphan changes his identity & weaves a web of lies to secure higher status & marry a woman he doesn’t know. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Blossom (@KittenFlower) September 6, 2014

No mockingbirds were killed in the making of this movie. False advertisement! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sheepy Shoulders (@josh_ill_us) September 6, 2014