#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly you change your grades, start WW3 and it wasn’t #Putin. You get busted using a pay phone.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Big fish eats people but is just trying to stop the local tourist industry. Helps policeman overcome fear of water.

— Terry Meier (@Max_Smart86) September 8, 2014

“A group of adventurous guys struggle with a faulty piece of jewellery #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t5JKJVJ0o3” @charlottelg25 haha!

— Ben Nagy (@ben_nagy) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly you dig a long hole in your sleeping area, climb through a sewer and bury money under a tree.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

Lonely man becomes friends with outgoing violent man who fights people. Eventually realises it’s only himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laura Kavanagh (@TheLoriBorealis) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly you roll dice wrong and live life alone 25 years. Your sister freaks out and stops playing. She goes crazy.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

Harrison Ford’s lucrative smuggling career cut short by boy & an old man on some damn fool idealistic crusade #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hamish Roots (@lightoverwater) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly hired help for a night, falls in love and quits job for new romance. Tall boots retired.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

Stars war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Heater (@bheater) September 8, 2014

A girl jumps of a train and then falls in love with a guy who throws knives at her head #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— WATCHED MOCKINGJAY (@JHutchLoverxo) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly director films outlandish stunts rather than math of success. Boat sinks. Sex everywhere.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

Farmboy leaves home with strangers to rescue/make-out with sister #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luke Trace (@TheAceOfTrace) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy hires friend to help kill foe, fails. Friend decides to remodel his house. Guy drowns in his indoor pond.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

A pirate, a giant, a midget and a Spanish dude do their best best to prevent a girl from becoming a princess. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Captain Marvel-ous (@Gondorgirl) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy on an island has a code red, guy swings a bat, guy yells in a court and loses his job.

— | Artist (@realShawNshawN) September 8, 2014

Church minister bans rock and roll and dancing for no reason. Kevin Bacon arrives in town and provides justification. #explainafilmplotbadly

— (@fatalberton) September 8, 2014

Ok, so this man puts on an ice pack to his puffy face while doing his stomach crunches (he can do a thousand now) #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sebastian Strandberg (@SebStrandberg) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bunch of terrorists try to overthrow legitimate Galactic government

— Gavin (@KrgavMaga) September 8, 2014

Manipulative flying child kidnaps other children but eventually brings them home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laura Kavanagh (@TheLoriBorealis) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly that one time the CIA only pretended to make a movie.

— OK Doomer (@mattcornell) September 8, 2014

Human centipede….. That’s all. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dawson Kuehn (@dawsthehaus) September 8, 2014

Old man clones dinosaurs only to realize he doesn’t like them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aggro Grag (@G_C_F) September 8, 2014

We’ve rounded up some brilliant (and brilliantly bad) ones here: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/n7JX0ZErfG

— Metro Entertainment (@Metro_Ents) September 8, 2014

“@MarkDeklin: #explainafilmplotbadly Impossible to top this:
(via @MeredithFrost)pic.twitter.com/lR49sC2sC9” lol

— Shanaye (@nayemonique) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a private detective discovers that los angeles steals its water.

— OK Doomer (@mattcornell) September 8, 2014

Selfish rich girl lets lover die, blatantly lies as she “lets go” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@MattMJH) September 8, 2014

De Caprio fails to win an Oscar #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike (@Mikek07) September 8, 2014

Some of these #explainafilmplotbadly are fucking hilarious!!

— Stefan Lane (@StefanLaneUK) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ryan Gosling has mommy issues. Vithaya Pansringarm is god.

— ry guy (@capturedbyryan) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Morgan Freeman’s voice and a guy escapes from jail

— jack (@xSkeedsx) September 8, 2014

Wrongly convicted man becomes accountant for the prison wardens for cold beers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Funk Butcher (@FunkButcher) September 8, 2014

Monkey suddenly talks and chiefs-up humans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Funk Butcher (@FunkButcher) September 8, 2014

Juvenile delinquent steals a car and hijacks a parade for his own amusement. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin AKA Wade Krueger (@WadeKrueger1) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Robert Redford talks very quietly to equine beasts.

— Adam Chamberlain (@lankyadz) September 8, 2014

Men dig tunnel, escape, then die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joy Division Oven Gloves (@ScouseShels) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly dr house adopts a mouse. pic.twitter.com/O0IL5qd4KI

— Adam Chamberlain (@lankyadz) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Blade Runner: Man with no apparent skills stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

— höddi (@clausmachine) September 8, 2014

Hot nun falls in love w/her boss. Makes his 7 children sing about goats & dance around in curtains. Nazis are bad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bragnar Bragnarson (@TheRobertoUTVol) September 8, 2014

Big black guy in jail, grabs prison guards crotch, they become great friends, prison guard electrocutes big black guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike O’Keeffe (@RealMikeOKeeffe) September 8, 2014

In 1991 Los Angeles, convicted sex offender reinvents himself as dominant local bowling champion #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen Silver (@StephenSilver) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
There was a ring, which lots of imaginary creatures wanted. Some died, and there was romance too.#DramaQueen LOTR

— sarahdrama (@SarahDawood) September 8, 2014

Scotsman beheaded for insurrection. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheesemeister ️ (@Cheesemeister3k) September 8, 2014

#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear #Kickoff2014 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RoyalBaby #HappyBdayCamCam #Streamys #BBProposal #NFLSunday #BJPExposed #Jeal

— A R S H (@poseidon_arsh) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly group of teenagers take orders from a face they see in a giant bong that tells them to fight monsters. #PowerRangers

— Brendan Noble (@BNoble4Life) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Millions of people in the future play a boring MMO whilst lying in pods of amniotic fluid

— Jerald Q. Badsleep (@JBadsleep) September 8, 2014

˝@RossJNicholson:A Scarecrow,a Robot & a Giant Cat help a girl fight an angry green woman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly˝—Familiar @SophieEvans1993?

— ‍‍‍Edom Amalek (@Bliadhnaichean) September 8, 2014

Cruise ship employs former Navy Seal as a chef. Because why not. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emily Hawker (@emhawkerblog) September 8, 2014

One girl’s dancing kills Jena Malone. #SuckerPunch #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/ir6JdPp6KX

— Anthony Collado (@Sano_From_SRK) September 8, 2014

Boy is given laser stick and tries to kill his asthmatic dad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Wooflord (@RichardWooflord) September 8, 2014

An Italian with a deliberating speech impediment, falls in love with the girl from the pet shop & beats up some meat #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bernard O’Shea (@BernardOShea2) September 8, 2014