#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Man hires other man to help kill bad men, winds up dead, but other man kills everyone else. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/UlViZRCAJe

— Matthew Wasco (@Gleason4plus5) September 7, 2014

Rich alcoholic doesn’t like foreigners playing with his toys builds a suit of armour #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/lpqWNT3hHs

— Time-Warp Cinema (@Timewarp_Cinema) September 7, 2014

Man finds an old man’s writing in Paris, publishes it as his own. Old man tells him to return it, he doesn’t. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Oy C (@OyinkanSxo) September 7, 2014

An abused boy goes to a magic school where he barely does any magic and randomly sticks his nose in dangerous places #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ɛməliː (@emespre) September 7, 2014

Roger Moore sucks his belly in for one final battle against Christopher Walken. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason (@SoBloodyShy) September 7, 2014

Mel Gibson fights Gary Busey in a flooded yard because they can’t tell which one of them is crazier. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brock Richardson (@TheyCallMeBrock) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly someone pisses on his rug. It really brought the room together.

— Mart (@Themart1981) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the one where a racoon and tree save a planet

— Baba (@Baba_B_) September 7, 2014

An entrepreneurial Cuban immigrant rises to prominence before “the man” holds him down. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin S Dixon is commission-able. (@BunnySuicida) September 7, 2014

Man offers strangers chocolates at a bus stop. No one takes a chocolate. He walks away. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danäe_Cambrook (@Danae_Cambrook) September 7, 2014

Large fish adversely affects seaside town’s summer economy. Exterminator is called in. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alison (@Partyof3blog) September 7, 2014

Person nice a necessarily not he’s discovers and backwards life his lives amnesiac. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Matthewman (@scottm) September 7, 2014

Kate Winslet gets her tits out to a tramp & her boat sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marc Errington (@MrE26) September 7, 2014

Liam Neeson gets angry when daughter loses game of hide and seek. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Julie Fisher (@FisherGoesMad) September 7, 2014

“@TmtisClutch: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nicholas Cage is in it and it’s not very good.”

— Oy C (@OyinkanSxo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman has affair with married man. Makes rabbit soup.

— Katrina Nolan (@KatrinaWilson16) September 7, 2014

Man and his crew rob a bank, detective never catches them, man walks out of bank alone a week later. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Oy C (@OyinkanSxo) September 7, 2014

@rickygervais The boat hits the iceberg #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Hughes (@markhughes2985) September 7, 2014

Teen skips school. People think he’s sick. He’s not. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #saveferris

— Colin Baldwin (@Col_Baldwin) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s an island. There’s dinosaurs. They eat people. Everyone except the main characters. Spoiler. Sorry.

— Elizabeth O’Rourke (@RourkeLiz) September 7, 2014

“@TmtisClutch: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nicholas Cage is in it and it’s not very good.”

— Michael Famoroti (@mikey_fam) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise plays another 30 year old spy as a result of Botox and the longest mid-Life crisis ever.

— Existential Crisis Actor (@tmtisclutch) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly John Simms predecessor infects someone and Paul McGann runs around in a sheet trying to remember who he is.

— New Bike With The Plate Read The (@Sixx6ixxSixx) September 7, 2014

Short men set off on a very long mission to throw an evil ring into a volcano, but cannot simply walk there! #explainafilmplotbadly

— Skooma (@SkoomaInMyBong) September 7, 2014

Lmaooo RT @TmtisClutch: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly poorly clothed nun teaches kids to sing and oppose Hitler #Propaganda

— – (@iamforbes) September 7, 2014

I think posters should name the film for those who cannot guess… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Prof Doug Kell CBE #FBPE #FBPA (@dbkell) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Captain America sets himself on fire while Cole the darklighter turns to iron.

— New Bike With The Plate Read The (@Sixx6ixxSixx) September 7, 2014

A tiger, stuck on a lifeboat with an Indian kid, has to put up with a lot of shouting, arm waving/ whistle blowing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Abnormal Abner (forensically ramping up capacity) (@AbnormalAbner) September 7, 2014

Guy gets bitten by radioactive spider #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Legolas Greenleaf (@kuzco890) September 7, 2014

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3 LA dicks, a nerd, jock & popular guy are searching for hookers that look like actresses and find Kim Basinger.

— Rekrabth (@rekrabth) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The bad men try 2 steal something Jesus used but r foiled by a man in a brown hat and his dad pic.twitter.com/thhUHlLTK9

— Yorkshire Pudding (batter/baked) (@johndavidmellor) September 7, 2014

White family helps a black person. Pays the price. #Racism #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/eP4vGXGI3S

— The COWS (@UntilJustice) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tony misses Loki so much that he has anxiety without him. #Frostiron #IronMan3

— New Bike With The Plate Read The (@Sixx6ixxSixx) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Kevin Bacon makes a town dance, don’t know how

— Kumbata (@HeyLookAUnicorn) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

— Kumbata (@HeyLookAUnicorn) September 7, 2014

A Teddy bear who likes to smoke weed gets kidnapped by a pervert. narrated by a fictional professor in a wheelchair #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mat (@ashworth_mat) September 7, 2014

Jessica Alba dyes her hair blond and looks smokin’ hot in a body suit. Oh, there are 3 other dudes there too. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Coulson swoons and dies but doesn’t. Tony also dies but doesn’t. Everyone else hates each other but doesn’t.

— New Bike With The Plate Read The (@Sixx6ixxSixx) September 7, 2014

Id, Ego, and Superego walk into a bowling alley. The Superego waves around his gun.The Ego just wants his rug back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— i am carbs (@I_am_carbs) September 7, 2014

The return policy on a ring is very convoluted #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aashay (@Crowning_Gory) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Indian wins who wants to be a millionaire then choreographically dances

— Kumbata (@HeyLookAUnicorn) September 7, 2014

Hapless car salesman’s plans go awry when he makes a deal with a guy with a wood chipper. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Elizabeth Clarke (@ECatYW) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Ferris bueller had a day off….

— Kumbata (@HeyLookAUnicorn) September 7, 2014

@Harry_Styles @u_so_clumsy: Kids catch alien with candy & hide him from the government. Alien forgot his home phn no #explainafilmplotbadly

— (@Carmelina_xx) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams bitching….for a few years

— Kumbata (@HeyLookAUnicorn) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly twilight.

— Stacey. (@ItsOnlyStacey_) September 7, 2014

A cowboy fights an astronaut for a boy’s love. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brendan W (@brenway) September 7, 2014

a kid that can talk to ghosts talks to ghosts #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mr Maple (@ThatMrMaple) September 7, 2014

Successful business lady wants a soft spotty coat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 7, 2014