#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

The girl is actually old. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Orphan

— ciara (@sillyciara) September 7, 2014

Disabled guy uses virtual world to get woman http://t.co/9pgsKOx6nx #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Dupree (@NickDupree) September 7, 2014

Innocent guy crawls through a river of poop so he can buy a boat in Zihuatanejo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mariana Martinez Vela (@MarianaMVela_) September 7, 2014

Small boy ruins all hotel carpets with his three wheel trike.

Dad eventually loses his shit and goes mental.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fuzzy felt eyebrows (@TheRealNickKay) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 wizards, 9 dead kings, a brooding slacker and a cast of 1000s fight over a golden fruit loop. Midgets melt it down.

— Peter Talbot (@Pete_Talbot) September 7, 2014

A nerd performs a study on the correlation between power and responsibility. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Seth Shapiro (@SethShapiro) September 7, 2014

An orphan is used in a PR stunt during The Great Depression. She finds a smelly dog and permanent home. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Laura (@ReallyLaLa1) September 7, 2014

Boy begrudgingly gets dog, they become best mates, and in a shocking turn of events, the boy slaughters the dog #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Crow Wife (@RatedR4Redhead) September 7, 2014

Back in the Civil War it was tough for a rich, privileged, spoiled white woman living on a Southern plantation #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— llamaranch (@llamaranch) September 7, 2014

a teacher almost commits statutory rape and is upset when he doesn’t have to #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/qP744XvdXY

— sunbeam saleem (@angbe3n) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mischievous ghosts cause dinner party to sing Harry Belafonte songs. Shrimp attack.

— Gwenhwyfar – Expendable (@themockedturtle) September 7, 2014

Dumbass chooses a borderline chick who likes sharp knives and rabbit stew to be his side piece.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— metalmaggie1969 (@metalmaggie1969) September 7, 2014

let’s eat here:http://t.co/cEru85eeUr#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RIPRise #UTEP #AaronJones #TexasTech #BIG10 #KyleField pic.twitter.com/2VvoZ2dVjG

— Story of Anthony (@StoryofAnthony) September 7, 2014

Couple of gals fight over a pair of shoes with flying monkeys and a house. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Susie (@only1bgirl) September 7, 2014

From a 5 guy line up, it turns out the wimpy guy is the one + an underworld crime boss, from Switzerland or something #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Radio Free AmeriCast (@rivetingbonmots) September 7, 2014

Fresh Prince of Bel Air has a terrible shellfish allergy. #explainafilmplotbadly

— A N D Y P A G E (@andypage117) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Incompetent baggage handlers fill a departing flight with an unwise amount of reptiles.

— ACE HUNTER (@MEGAFORCECOMEDY) September 7, 2014

Sharon Stone uncrosses her legs. Some other stuff happens aswell but no-one cares #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sharon (@slinkysharon) September 7, 2014

Australian outlaw disguises himself as letter box – ends badly. #explainafilmplotbadly

— (((Hapless Pete))) (@haplesspete) September 7, 2014

These dudes complete their high school project with some dude and then like totally rock out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miss Mahlia (@MissMahlia) September 7, 2014

David Lynch works out his sexual repression issues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @jandergray (@jandergray) September 7, 2014

Lost interstellar child wants to “phone home”.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr.Jose P. Rizal (@tweetnirizal) September 7, 2014

A nerd gets mad, turns green, puts on some weight and breaks stuff #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @ReeseLeonard @NB_Cincinnati @nelsonwheatley

— Brady Leonard (@bradyleonard) September 7, 2014

A girl gets knocked unconscious during a storm. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leandra (@tweedle_d) September 7, 2014

Brad Pitt, not a scientist, uses grit and street smarts to figure out cure for a world-wide pandemic. In three days.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason McDermott (@BioDataGanache) September 7, 2014

A scrawny guy with identity issues tries to get his only possession back for six movies and then dies in a volcano#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— It’s Joever (@JosephGCarson) September 7, 2014

The former governor of California steals clothes from Bill Paxton and tries to kill Linda Hamilton. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Moxie Anne Magnus (@MoxieMagnus) September 7, 2014

Nazis and Catholicism can’t keep this kooky gal from singing and making matchy-matchy outfits for the whole fam. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Heather Yeocero (@heatheryeo) September 7, 2014

L. DiCaprio dreams on a dream, which is a dream of dreamers dreaming non-stop. Alarm rings to discover reality sucks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Graciela Gil-Romera (@gilromera) September 7, 2014

A tornado full of sharks terrorizes L.A. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ExplainAFilmPlotExactly

— It’s Joever (@JosephGCarson) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A giant monster causes havoc on Japan, then goes to America and reproduces. Other monster saves day, people confused.

— Dom McGee (@dommmcgee) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girls kill their friend with a jawbreaker, then their lives play out like a normal high school drama.

— Konstant (@konstant_hayle) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They didn’t give him back his daughter. He had a particular set of skills. He found them. Then, he killed them.

— NYer In NJ (@uni_fof84) September 7, 2014

Girl with an Oedipus Complex flies away to an imaginary place with an immortal boy. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Krissy (@Punkydoodler) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Wayans brothers disguise themselves as Iggy Azalea.

— Brick Top (@TheAngelaOfOz) September 7, 2014

Bollywood movie “inspired” by Hollywood movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #EveryBollywoodMovie

— Nikhat Zahra (@Nikhat_Z) September 7, 2014

A movie thats not actually about a club for breakfast #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Saime (@Embezzlement_) September 7, 2014

JGL goes for a bike ride, only to be chased and harassed by General Zod.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Steiner (@Interestein) September 7, 2014

3 former scientists open an exterminator business.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Lizotte (@ThinLizotte) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Marilyn Monroe meets two drag queens on a train.

— Deborah Taylor-Hough (@DebiTaylorHough) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it is based upon a novel by Chetan Bhagat.

— . (@ckreddevil) September 7, 2014

Runaway princess is drugged, only to come to while being sexually assaulted #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom SirOpsALot@hachyderm.io (@SirOpsALot) September 7, 2014

Guy burned alive by neighborhood visits teens in their dreams to give them back scratches, kids try to stay awake #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Winfield (@winning_38) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Scientology paid a movie studio to keep Tom Cruise busy so he wouldn’t bother them with his insanity

— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) September 7, 2014

A man cuts his sons arm off then decides to divulge that he’s his biological father #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @ReeseLeonard @NB_Cincinnati

— Brady Leonard (@bradyleonard) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly while investigating a crashed ship a guy gets impregnated in the mouth by a space crab, fun ensues

— Edward Portell (@EdtheHammer) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Girl loses dog. Finds solace in mustachioed trailer man. Toto.

— Anne S. (@anneskill) September 7, 2014

Murdered policeman gets an overhaul! I’d buy that for a dollar! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pRLnGNepOV

— Lil Balloon Fops (@KennyKitsune) September 7, 2014

A fat dude and John Cusack convince an orphan she might be a duchess #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J. Hooligan (@platypire) September 7, 2014

Psychopathic omnipotent planetary despot drowns almost every living thing on Earth for kicks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drug Monkey (@drugmonkeyblog) September 7, 2014