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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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A hoofer and a crooner buy a New England lodge and put on holiday-themed shows for their guests. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Esterholm (@jesterholm) September 7, 2014

It’s like the Blues Brothers, but with barfing, dead bodies, Stockholm Syndrome, less music, less God, & highway sex.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MAGNEDETH (@MAGNEDETH) September 7, 2014

Misunderstood teen girl becomes pyromaniac while covered in blood. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brooks Benjamin (@brooksbenjamin) September 7, 2014

Rock Star wannabe kidnaps a class of prepschool students in order to complete a stagedive. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JD Spencer (@JeffSpencer04) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it sinks, then she tells Jack she’ll never let him go then she let’s him go.

— CAMPFIRES IN WINTER (@campfires_i_w) September 7, 2014

Parents have so many kids that they forget one at an airport during the Christmas Holiday #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ava Jeremiah (@avspicegirl) September 7, 2014

Everyone wants a lead bird. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Chirevas (@JasonChirevas) September 7, 2014

Young guy shags old lady. She kills herself. He learns the banjo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eddy Elfenbein (@EddyElfenbein) September 7, 2014

Woman becomes more and more bored at her wedding. World ends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J. Ernesto Huacuja (@tiosulfato) September 7, 2014

Kids work to win a worldwide contest only to be wrecked by a candy manufacturer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paige Melton (@paigekmelton) September 7, 2014

Bill is in grave danger.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon) September 7, 2014

John Doe recreates the Seven Deadly Sins. The police are offended by his interpretations. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DjWeideman (@DjWeideman) September 7, 2014

Well there’s some guys and a woman I think. Cars are fast and the characters are furious? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #NeverSeenOne

— Craig Wilson (@lilbitcheeky) September 7, 2014

Scruffy nerfherder goes full jedi; learns how to speak without using contractions for sequel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Frankp (@CogitoErgoWtf) September 7, 2014

With poignant gravitas Seth MacFarland anthropomorphizes the decision his parents made to not buy him a Teddy Ruxpin.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Johnson (@MysteryBaristy) September 7, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence gets a microwave. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicole (@potternum1) September 7, 2014

It’s a showdown between the rich spoiled jerk and the macho popular jerk! The rich one wins. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miggy (@miggylol) September 7, 2014

A shitty family neglects the fact that they have a child to take care of and leave him by himself…3 times #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Zenisek (@jeffzenisek) September 7, 2014

Uber cool pilots do uber cool things with jets & French kiss for a long time. Oh yeah, a guy named after a bird dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— S. McConnell (@SP_McConnell) September 7, 2014

Terence Malick takes a pen & paper
He draws a line
It is thin & red#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly .

— DAVE JARVOU (@nowshowinghigh) September 7, 2014

Woman dyes her hair with Kool-Aid so many times that her boyfriend has to get an at-home lobotomy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marci Robin (@MarciRobin) September 7, 2014

Fish kill a bunch of people. There’s lots of tits. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Bebenek (@rob_bebenek) September 7, 2014

Heroine goes back to LV-426 this time with badass marines, encounters multiple xenomorphs, takes on the queen #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pete Vidovich (@PVidz) September 7, 2014

Ok I’ll stop now, this is too much fun! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zoë Howerska (@ZoeHowerska) September 7, 2014

Kids go on a treasure hunt through a underground pirate made water park as well as save a mutant from his family #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Garcia (@MikeeG77) September 7, 2014

A bunch of schoolgirls get lost looking for kangaroos. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Evans (@MrMikeII) September 7, 2014

A group of grandchildren set fire to their dead grandpa in a small wooden boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— One-Legged Sandpiper (@OneLegSandpiper) September 7, 2014

Preteen in frigid climate befriends next door neighbor. Ambiguously grisly hijinks ensue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Your Friendly Neighborhood Spinster. (@starfishncoffee) September 7, 2014

A bunch of scientist spend a trillion dollars to build a machine that drops a ball in the ocean. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Broxton (@jmbroxton) September 7, 2014

A cowboy and an astronaut fight over the love of a boy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RM (@Rolix3001) September 7, 2014

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe singing badly. Anne Hathaway is there too. They’re all Misérable. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James M Snell (@jasnell) September 7, 2014

this guy is really angry at his dad, and his friends are little bears #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— daverdad (@leodaverson) September 7, 2014

Short person goes for long walk, gets lost, finds jewellery, and there’s a dragon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Julie Fairey (@juliefairey) September 7, 2014

These two guys are in an on-off relationship cause the blonde one turned Kirsten Dunst into a vampire without asking #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zoë Howerska (@ZoeHowerska) September 7, 2014

Awkward high school kid becomes popular by winning basketball games as a wolf… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Wang (@chriswangsf) September 7, 2014

Recent graduate forced to choose between career in plastics and forbidden love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/JmB0yqw9rx

— Michael Beatrice (@MichaelBeatrice) September 7, 2014

A man with out a nose tries to murder a orphan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/iNeNsBVm1z

— Habitual Line Stepper (@Da_real_ctaylah) September 7, 2014

Boxer can’t wait to tell his girlfriend he lost the big fight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nathan Smesrud (@nathansmesrud) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks/James Belushi and a stupid dog! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 movies at once bonus!!!! @PamplinFilmCo

— Tim 6ranite (@TimGranite) September 7, 2014

Some kid plays, like, 20 seconds of football once and then graduates. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Prax Jarvin (@PraxJarvin) September 7, 2014

Wolverine and his kid play Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mikki (@MikkiJoRingTail) September 7, 2014

A rich white snake has sex with everyone then goes to jail. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/4y5FZ9l8x6

— Doro (@yourboydoro) September 7, 2014

An alien thing has sex with a guy’s face and another alien pops out of his chest and starts killing people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Garcia (@thereeljames) September 7, 2014

James Franco has an awesome pet, but his dad is too ill to help take care of it.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon) September 7, 2014

A funny looking guy and his partner kidnap a woman. Pregnant cop craves Arby’s. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stacy High (@junkism) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dorothy takes acid, hallucinates like fuck

— CJLUFC (@LUFCJL) September 7, 2014

A video game becomes real. (**actual description of “Tron” on HBO in the 80’s) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Allen (@SLACKCiRCUS) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a chick was killed, but turns out she hasn’t died. Then she kills everyone one by one in various manners.

— Karine A. (@CarinaAnders) September 7, 2014

Accountant goes to jail – fortunately, he’s also a miner #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/qhAgLv8Vm9

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) September 7, 2014

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