#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Poor woman orders pizza. Offers an alternative form of payment to the delivery man that resembles a human hedgehog. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kotter (@1061Kotter) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks fucks volleyball at all inclusive tropical island resort. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darryl (@fishinadarryl) September 7, 2014

Billy Crystal falls in love with Medusa while John Goodman nearly steals a little girl named boo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vox da ghost (@goldyvox) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kids go to play prank on bully, they feel bad. Bully is an asshole, don’t feel bad. Bully dies, feel bad again.

— The Cave (@Cavaedium) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Notre Dame is beating a team so badly that a fourth string DE gets in the game for the last two plays.

— Steve Maley (@DerekBarge) September 7, 2014

Henry Fonda can’t get out of jury duty. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hollis James (@hollisjames) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly David Bowie lookalike vampires, get fucked over by the mouthy fucker from the Goonies and his brother.

— Name cannot be blank (@crxwcodile) September 7, 2014

Robin Williams hugs Matt Damon for two hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darryl (@fishinadarryl) September 7, 2014

Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery. #explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/23rBLM0tRC @Gnatdaddyjordan

— Gab-brhi (@gab_wilkens) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Children toys are CGIed amid endless explosions. is saved by not having a script or enough clothes 4 women charctrs

— Jenny Raisler (@JenCat004) September 7, 2014

Slaves get crucified after giving Roman officials the same name. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Webber (@hellojohnwebber) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man that was previously bitten by a spider continues to keep going ham

— Pepe (@mariam_abluth) September 7, 2014

This nanny shows up and goes on psychedelic trip to cartoon land and get her employer fired. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zLCXW2Q0ht

— Sara Spector (@Miriam2626) September 7, 2014

This guy had a cool left foot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Darryl (@fishinadarryl) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly PIGS ARE SAVED BY A JANITOR

— NIGHTLY DEER TRIVIA (@TRIVIADEER) September 7, 2014

Some guy with weird face paint tries to destroy a city while an even weirder guy in some bat suit tries to stop him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yep… (@Artxcii) September 7, 2014

Someone gave @alyankovic a TV station! It’s a wacky decision leading to a very silly programming line-up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lon Harris (@Lons) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly imagen world is just a computer simulation

— OK Doomer (@mattcornell) September 7, 2014

My fake dad works on the moon and watches me through cameras. My real dad is a homeless man.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Umjammer Stupendous (@lottel_mkII) September 7, 2014

Baby lion becomes friends with a rodent and a warthog who’s farts smell bad. They sing songs then he kills his uncle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Costello (@BCostello____) September 7, 2014

An 100+ year old man wears body glitter & creeps on a teen girl. She agrees marry him for sex. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Melissa Rhodes (@MelissaRho) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bigot looks for his niece.

— Aurora (@CitizenScreen) September 7, 2014

There are these old people and tiny robots #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Dobbie (@KevinDobbie) September 7, 2014

Legal TV show-loving genius takes down Vegas with help from his brother/chauffeur#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— THVRo11yHoyt (@rollyhoyt) September 7, 2014

Three women reenact Mrs. Dalloway, like, three times. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Baker (on hiatus again) (@EmmaPBaker) September 6, 2014

Massive death row inmate eats Tom Hanks’ urinary tract infection, then spits bees into Sam Rockwell’s mouth #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rick Matthews (@_RickMatthews) September 6, 2014

A lady with a weird haircut doesn’t die in space #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert Balkovich (@robertbalkovich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Roadhouse is dead and Whoopi Goldberg is high as fuuuuuck.

— Name cannot be blank (@crxwcodile) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly No. Wolverine, you cannot have bread until you and The Gladiator sing. Catwoman can come along, too.

— (@newageamazon) September 6, 2014

Guy from Waterworld moves to Iowa and builds a baseball field. Dead dad comes out of corn and plays catch with him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Costello (@BCostello____) September 6, 2014

Desperate Yorkshiremen reveal penises on stage as a coping mechanism for the demise of the local steel industry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shit Barrister (@shitbarrister) September 6, 2014

@LucyFrederick 7 people & a cat awake from a deep sleep. A woman goes back to sleep with the cat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Prendergast (@mattyparatty) September 6, 2014

a young Jedi doesn’t get on with his Dad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tony Lamezma (@TonyLamezma) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly < A Russian dog being placed on a display case. Da? >

— Cosmo. (@PsychicPuppy) September 6, 2014

A turd-looking alien LIVES Reese’s Pieces. Phones home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— M. (@SodDribble) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Houston, they had a problem.

— Tim Riday (@TimRiday) September 6, 2014

Billionaire and orphan wear nippled costumes to fight scientist whose puns are worse than his plan. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danny Gomez (@danMIA) September 6, 2014

Weird Al makes a Twinkie wiener sandwich, Kramer talks about a mop, and a kid drinks from a fire hose. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Josh (@ninetwentyfour_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Herman Munster is a small town judge who can’t understand Joe Pesci, a lawyer defending 2 youts who are his cousins

— Terry Jim/Coolidge 2024 (@Terry_Jim) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a group of girls get excited over sharing pants

— Switch Sports Enthusiast (@em_campisi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly People fuck in the twin towers while the plane is Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close to the building

— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014

Good cop learns, too late, that he works with a lot of bad cops. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ken Henderson (@krusty027) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael Jordan gives performance enhancing drugs to cartoon characters fighting an alien invasion.

— JPStheBard (@JPStheBard) September 6, 2014

A dog learns how to play basketball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Miller (@MattMillerReal) September 6, 2014

Narcissistic nanny encourages impressionable infants to dance on high rooftop with strangers #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laurence Ivil (@LaurenceIvil) September 6, 2014

Everyman slob into comic books and jazz hooks up with a woman in huge glasses. @JamesUrbaniak is also there. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— cats drinking from your glass (@mocoddle) September 6, 2014

A guy bites off a dude’s ear, has the hots for his cousin, and becomes the leader of his uncle’s crime family. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chett Manley (@ChettManley) September 6, 2014

Remake starring Bear Grylls in his acting debut RT @smsaideman: Ice caps melt. Hero drinks his own urine, has gills. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Mall Krampus (@cakotz) September 6, 2014

Avengers, Nerds orgasm simultaneously all over the theatre #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dustin Krysztofiak (@Dustollo) September 6, 2014

French guy dances with Jack Russell #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 6, 2014