#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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— SHARK BKA YOLO BILF (@YOLOBILF) September 6, 2014

4 men invent technology that allows them to capture ghosts. They use this technology for profit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Benjamin Woodard (@woodardwriter) September 6, 2014

Girl meets vampire, girl becomes super needy, vampire becomes super whiny, they live happily ever after. #twilight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rebuzz (@RLynn27) September 6, 2014

This rich guy LOVES sledding. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Billy Arrowsmith (@billyarrowsmith) September 6, 2014

Rich, unsupervised child single-handedly abuses working class men merely seeking reasonable wealth redistribution. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dylan Wilbanks, now at @dylanw@xoxo.zone (@dylanw) September 6, 2014

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— SHARK BKA YOLO BILF (@YOLOBILF) September 6, 2014

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— SHARK BKA YOLO BILF (@YOLOBILF) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly big sister doesn’t want to build a snowman

— Sydney Logan (@SydneyNLogan) September 6, 2014

@agitpopblog Illinois nazis utterly fail in their revenge on musicians, but achieve longest time airborne in a Pinto. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taluien (@Taluien) September 6, 2014

An Australian Guy Talks About How No One Has A Knife Except Him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Boy leaves farm, joins cult, kills father, topples government. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Atkins (@DavidOAtkins) September 6, 2014

Gary Oldman drinks heavily and still out-acts his castmates. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #AlsoSummarizesHalfaCareer

— GildedBat@mastodon.social (@gildedbat) September 6, 2014

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— SHARK BKA YOLO BILF (@YOLOBILF) September 6, 2014

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— SHARK BKA YOLO BILF (@YOLOBILF) September 6, 2014

Billy Crystal shaves his beard and buys Meg Ryan a really, really good salad.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Colin Holmes (@bycolinholmes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A down on their luck family gets a free family winter vacation as the dad gets a caretakers job at a high end resort.

— Sal Marinello (@SalMarinello) September 6, 2014

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— SHARK BKA YOLO BILF (@YOLOBILF) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Unlikeable pathological liar goes canyoneering, falls and gets stuck. Grows impatient and cuts off arm.

— Ben PilGrimm (@diamondjoegator) September 6, 2014

Guys flirt with princess during a space war. It turns out one of the guys is her brother which is awkward #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Daniel (@huxley06) September 6, 2014

4 middle age men have a normal college weekend in Vegas and lose a friend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kc Wolfmeier (@KC_To_The_Wolf) September 6, 2014

Man and his imaginary friend save the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Traders Crucible (@traderscrucible) September 6, 2014

A big boat crashed. She said she would ‘never let go’ just before she let go. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cobra (@exxon_valdezz) September 6, 2014

Mafia guys run around and one of them hates when people spend money. Then killings #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Madden (@mm_double) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy too wimpy to be in the army takes steroids and gets super powers

— Foxy Grandpa (@travislysimple) September 6, 2014

A father fails to convince his son to join the family business. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #starwars

— Dan Rubalcaba (@DanRubalcaba) September 6, 2014

Dude likes baseball. Builds diamond in his corn. Baseball player ghosts come to play. RL people come to watch.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 1nceTweeted2wiceShy (@MsBelladonna925) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An anti-virus program works properly during a game of ultimate frisbee.

— chrishanel.psd is now also on bluesky (@ChrisHanel) September 6, 2014

It was a bit windy, and then it wasn’t #twister #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Evan Dando (@SirEvanDando) September 6, 2014

Kids kill each other because a fat old white-haired guy says so #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Siobhán (@siobhanmulv) September 6, 2014

@Kneewax A Shcotshman captainsh a Russhian shubmarine, shtarting a sherioush shkirmish. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#IMeanExshplain

— Rodger Patience (@revdpatience) September 6, 2014

Tim Robbins goes to jail, and then escapes. He didn’t do it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Scary Jason With The Mask (@crazypastor) September 6, 2014

Alien music fans come to Earth and have a rocking duet, while a mashed potato sculptor looks on. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian aka Young Larry David (@BrianInHD) September 6, 2014

@pmarca Man trapped in cave with back problem escapes to Florence with girlfriend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Negri (@RyanNegri) September 6, 2014

A lot of blue CGI aliens reenact Fern Gully. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nover (@YoungNobler) September 6, 2014

Jim Carrey becomes God. Somehow does a worse job than the regular one. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

Two airheads trip out in a phone box and think they time travel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drunk Uncle Scissors (@TonyOfBingus) September 6, 2014

‘Crazy’ white cop and ‘too old’ black cop catch crooks (with sequels) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— I, Robert (@papermonkeynz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Star Wars but with one of those toys thats a raccoon with a ball attached & one of them trees from Lord of the Rings

— Matthew D Smith (@Smith_M_D) September 6, 2014

Girl is held hostage by a scary recluse. Falls in love with him anyway because he’s rich and has talking furniture #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Corinna (@Cor_inna16) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis finds out he is dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maple Anglican (@MapleAnglican) September 6, 2014

Man plays volleyball in t-shirt, ashamed because teammate, opponents have no body fat. Man later dies in jet crash. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Nagi (@MarkNagi) September 6, 2014

Cars.
Robots.
KABLASPLOOM!#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mark supports bodily autonomy (@justastupidmark) September 6, 2014

entitled white kids delay urban renewal, exploit special-needs man & claim squatters rights to a privateer’s furtune #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe (@gilbertj1999) September 6, 2014

Lex Luthor fucks over Spider-Man and a member of NSYNC. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— matt (@mattybsaps) September 6, 2014

@briangaar A man wins the love of his child & a truck while no one ever knows if his last name ends in s or not. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— kevin (@RedSoxRedShoes) September 6, 2014

Hooker spends millionaire’s money and avoids steaming divots, while learning to kiss on the lips.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #PrettyWoman

— Lora (@LoraKaelber) September 6, 2014

black man and chinese man comedy : fast #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam_Boyd (@adamb0yd) September 6, 2014

Magnum PI hates KISS. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon Underwood (@si_underwood) September 6, 2014

Old Man lures little kid into his home and gets him high. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Up

— thirst place (@geraldisreal_) September 6, 2014

Old geezer makes a teenager dance all dirty. There’s a bit where she holds melons. Black Eyed Peas done the song #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drunk Uncle Scissors (@TonyOfBingus) September 6, 2014