#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A high school sports rivalry comes down to the bowling team #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #AlleyCatsStrike pic.twitter.com/DFKfUAZ32I

— Disney Rewind (@DisneyRewind) September 6, 2014

Guy finds a piece of amber w/an old mosquito n it which he uses 2 make dinosaurs that get pissed off & kill people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. & Mrs. Shepherd (@toniwynne) September 6, 2014

Gorgeous woman inexplicably sleeps w neurotic Woody Allen #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #EveryWoodyAllenMovie

— Scallop in the Coinpurse (@smoothatonalsnd) September 6, 2014

A really really really short dude takes 3 movies to throw a ring in lava #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ChuckimusPrime (@ChuckimusPrime) September 6, 2014

Some guy goes inside a computer to race motorcycles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anna (@saikobanashis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a man who hasn’t left his factory in decades invites 5 young children to come inside and explore it

— Brandon Donlon (@BrandonDonlon) September 6, 2014

Selfish teenaged vandals burn books and break into snack machine at New York Public Library during snowstorm #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @nypl

— Bonnie Taylor-Blake (@btaylorblake) September 6, 2014

Harrison Ford learns how to build an artisanal barn #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jessy RH (@jessyruthhelen) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Some dudes drank a little too much the night before…..3 times

— Frankie Clarence (@ClarenceFrankie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Robots in space! Also, fat people.

— Jarrodimus Prime (@vanimal613) September 6, 2014

Cocaine-addicted businessman tries to settle dispute between terrorists and rogue cop, gets killed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniel Kelley (@danieltkelley) September 6, 2014

An angry dead girl lives in a well and warns Americans not to adopt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) September 6, 2014

Boxer punches slabs of meat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Goldstein (@MKTWgoldstein) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I still don’t comprehend that Dune isn’t about the Spice Girls

— Helena Fitzgerald (@helfitzgerald) September 6, 2014

A Italian simpleton who is good at punching stuff falls for an awkward girl and ends up in fight with a black guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Green (@The_RobbyG) September 6, 2014

Kevin Bacon is near it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam (@adamjrcorbett) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly kids sing up mountains with nuns while chased by nazis

— Finlay and Ivor (@tmbriggs) September 6, 2014

Dog lives, dog dies. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/mROSLz6d9s

— Kane Ingram (@IrkMeIngram) September 6, 2014

Woman loses her boyfriend and her nudes when disaster strikes in this nautical thriller of titanic proportions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— stefan (@sirstefan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy takes a canoe trip and learns to appreciate banjo music.

— Chris Griffy (@cgriffywrites) September 6, 2014

پسر اسکله پسر خوشگله رو می‌کشه و خودشو جای خوشگله جا می‌زنه. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن

— Mim Noon (@Mim_Noon) September 6, 2014

A group of men come together in an effort to destroy a midgets ring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert Donald (@RoboBSA) September 6, 2014

Woman wakes from a long coma but is instantly athletic so wears yellow jumpsuit & plots revenge. #explainafilmplotbadly

— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some dude gets bitten by a spider then starts wearing spandex and jumping off buildings

— Zach Rosen (@zrosen33) September 6, 2014

Groundskeeper goes you extremes to exterminate rodent from golf course. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nobody (@petbugs13) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt injects deadly illness into his arm as punishment for his terrible hair. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #gbzombies

— Ryan Martin (@AngerProfessor) September 6, 2014

A waitress has one night stand with a man who might be crazy in order to save the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/szPrh4M0k4

— Screen Scribbles (@ScreenScribbles) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bloke on a chariot driving well too fast

— Jeff Diggle (@jeffdiggle) September 6, 2014

Han Solo sleeps with Melanie Griffith’s big 80s hair #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

fat man deliberately turns off the wifi & runs away. Theme park kitchens ruined.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Toner (@Tom__Toner) September 6, 2014

A ragtag gang from Coney Island in leather vests “come out to plaaaay-aay” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Rodger (@MattRodger) September 6, 2014

High winds toss cows into the air & cause mayhem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katie (@TinkerDellKT) September 6, 2014

Nun becomes nanny (not a goat) but no other weird vowel changes, although she sings a lot of vowels. Also, Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Georg (@thegeorg) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there are some fuckin mutant ninja teenage turtles

— Big Mac Bryce (@BrycetheBowman) September 6, 2014

“@HockeenightsCT: A guy lies to the police for an hour and a half, then leaves. #explainafilmplotbadly” @JPhillips6620

— Kay P (@mme_kphill) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly why would you even go into that building, everyone in there is so mad and they all have machetes

— pienaber (@pienaber) September 6, 2014

A guy with a helmet on is the guy with his hand cut off’s dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— patricfallon.bsky.social (@patricfallon) September 6, 2014

Rob Schneider gets laid a lot. AND get paid! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Seth (@SaxNStrikeouts) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly three men like bowling, one has his rug stolen because of a misunderstanding and he is not very happy about it.

— Riddlebrick (@riddlebrick) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain give birth to Sean Penn and use alot of screensavers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

Girl kills 2 witches, exposes a catfish, then goes home#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sjsays (@OliveStuff) September 6, 2014

Chronic shower masturbator discovers weed, daily exercise; is killed by Nazi-sympathizer for not being gay enough. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Big Zach (@ZachBoomG) September 6, 2014

A woman goes around killing a bunch of people who aren’t Bill, and when she finally finds Bill, they just talk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Timothy Hotchkiss (@TimmyHotch) September 6, 2014

@LADFLEG working class lad shags posh sort on a boat. Then the boat sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— keith crimmins (@kcrimbo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly middle class white man goes looking for what he’s had all along.

— michael (@michaelbarnes49) September 6, 2014

@saladinahmed A police officer crosses the country to learn the value of shoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cosmic Bummer (@pauldlyons) September 6, 2014

Rebellious Janitor draws a bunch of gibberish on a blackboard, old rich guy enslaves him until he skips town #explainafilmplotbadly

— Rolling SkyHook (@BeefApproach) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a careless company poisons innocent sewer dwelling critters with toxic waste. Gang war ensues.

— Jordan Bulgis (@jordanbulgis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two short dudes with big bare feet walk across an island to get rid of a piece of jewelry.

— Iris (@pixiehulagirl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy gets letter, goes to boarding school and kills a tyrant who killed his parents.

— Lucy. . . the first (@Lucy_intheskye) September 6, 2014