#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

An old guy decides he’s beyond scrabble and monopoly and spends 7 films playing other games with people instead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Norman (@iamtomnorman) September 6, 2014

Woman thinks her husband is dead – starts new relationship. Her husband isn’t dead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Daniel (@huxley06) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Four boys flout railway health and safety rules in their eagerness to see a corpse.

— Will Batchelor (@willbatchelor) September 6, 2014

Stubborn man ignores woman’s advice; goes fishing anyway; gets killed by three giant storms simultaneously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Big Zach (@ZachBoomG) September 6, 2014

Motel proprietor cleans up after messy guest, wears dress. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Von Doviak (LOWDOWN ROAD is out now!) (@vondoviak) September 6, 2014

Man dresses in diapers to kill immortal pseudo intellectuals #explainafilmplotbadly

— LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER (@llance) September 6, 2014

Old guy wants someone to talk so drills his teeth. Counterintuitive, really. #explainafilmplotbadly

— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 working class men drive a van/dog accross america in search of a ginger bird. policeman drinks some piss.

— Joey Brannigan (@JoeyBrannigan) September 6, 2014

An old man accidentally kidnaps a little boy and a colorful bird. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shay Mitchsim (@ShayMitchsim) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A pirate called jack does some bad stuff annoying some people and as a result looses his boat a couple of times

— Ryan Fraser (@ryanfraser38) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Three guys on a really small boat have a really hard time killing a really big fish.

— Crazy Train (@csonkaguy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a single parent fish swims a really long way to find his son who got kidnapped by an australian dentist

— Elen (@yeahyeahElen) September 6, 2014

A family adopts a wookiee. The dad is the alien teacher from 3rd Rock From the Sun. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian (@BarneyDirty30) September 6, 2014

Voldemort tries to kill Harry, Harry shoots some light at him, Voldemort dies. #All7Books #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A Bloke Who Votes (@ABlokeWhoVotes) September 6, 2014

Marky Mark and the Bandit make skin flicks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shohei ️ (@DaleMcMillan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly orphan teen gets bitten by spider and fights a giant lizard

— Sash (@omg_sash) September 6, 2014

Some London barber gets a bit tasty with the razor then supplies a pie maker with the filling. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Menace Hopper (@Neurotunnel) September 6, 2014

A boy and an alien sit around and eat candy. Drew Barrymore does not get naked. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brad LaCour (@BradLaCour) September 6, 2014

Cuban fella starts a business in Miami #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LazyLightning55 (@LazyLightning55) September 6, 2014

A robot who thinks he’s human is chased by a half robot fresh prince of bel aire #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ehhhh (@calcares) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man gets scientists to make dinosaurs. Things fuck up. People get eaten. Man acts surprised.

— Graham Williams (@graham_williams) September 6, 2014

A kid who did not jump ship has to get back to the future. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— kevin (@RedSoxRedShoes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAMoviePlotBadly Future wife cheats on her partner, he breaks a bunch of shit and kills himself.

— Chiswick (@ChiswickGryphon) September 6, 2014

A kid, some large robot thingies & Megan Fox’s tummy. #explainafilmplotbadly Oh no, wait I’ve made it sound like there was a plot…

— Dave Gray – Illustrator (@iamdavegray) September 6, 2014

Asian kid keeps girl alive by shitting in her mouth. Girl keeps a second girl alive with Asian kid’s shit.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— o (@Juicedog23) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Rich grumpy banker hires happy nanny; leads to bank collapse & job loss follow. But it’s all ok. Because kites.

— Toby Nangle (@toby_n) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Micheal Jordan trips on acid while watching Looney Tunes

— Zane Gooding (@Zane_Gooding) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Tim Robbins takes bloody ages to escape from prison

— Chris C (@ChrisClegg80) September 6, 2014

Bodily fluids are corrupted, a man rids a missile, fighting is banned in the War room #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Think of the Scarlet Pimpernipple (@injest77) September 6, 2014

Omg he was dead the whole time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Local/Everybody (@DumDumTruck) September 6, 2014

Some short hairy men, and one with no shoes, follow an old guy to a mountain. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Annaya (‘Wear Yer Mask’ & Have Backups) Youkai (@DaiyoukaiGeisha) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/JlLuw8y3b9

— Claire, but how Jamie from Outlander says it (@clary_claire) September 6, 2014

Devil seduces and trusts 3 bitches, but even he can’t pull that shit off….#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nossy Nosborne (@Nostradamnisuck) September 6, 2014

A boy with a sad life looks forward to getting a gun for Christmas, and then shoots himself in the face. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BΞNJΛMIN MΛRIΛNϴ (@MixMastrMariano) September 6, 2014

12 dudes go in a room and get all sweaty #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hepatitis Maximus (@voodoohayride) September 6, 2014

Man and reindeer have lucrative careers selling ice. Girl ruins it all. Man falls in love with girl’s sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Linfoot (@andrewlinfoot) September 6, 2014

Runaway teen shacks up with a group of miners, gets roofied by an old woman, woken by a stranger taking advantage.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan (@DanBeyerle) September 6, 2014

Miley made a movie that kids can watch #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

One man sleeps with a horse. Anther man sleeps with the fishes. The end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Benjamin Stein (@benstein) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Adam Sandler sells out

— Zane Gooding (@Zane_Gooding) September 6, 2014

Owen Wilson and Larry The Cable Guy are cars #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cory (@RxitWounds) September 6, 2014

I’m shit at guessing what films you’re all on about at #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – or are you all shit at explaining em eh eh ?

— Julie (@mrst43) September 6, 2014

It’s like the bible, but more realistic, and they bless the big-noses. #explainafilmplotbadly

— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some people rob a diamond shop. End up in a warehouse talking about it.

— Danny (@skirmishmonkey) September 6, 2014

Ballet dancer masturbates oblivious to her mother being in the room before stabbing Mila Kunis then becoming a bird. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— //PROCESS (@J__OSH) September 6, 2014

Everyone over estimates ships safety features, kate winslet fancies a bit of rough #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/hTdGpNVTPH

— Time-Warp Cinema (@Timewarp_Cinema) September 6, 2014

Guy beats his dad to save the universe. Almost bangs his sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #StarWars

— The Chud Report (@TheChudReport) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4 young boys embark on a search for the body of another boy and one boy gets leech on his willy.

— Spooky Jedi (@ZoieMatecsa) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly alcoholic alien must make a choice between the preteen boy he’s in love with and his only chance to get back home.

— Chaz Braman (@OccamsWashcloth) September 6, 2014

A bunch of women bitch while getting their hair done, Julia Roberts dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Right Hand Arm, Man (@RightHandArmMuh) September 6, 2014