#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Woman falls off ship and loses memory. Handsome man takes advantage, makes her raise his children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz (@Ewizubef) September 6, 2014

Popular girl bets step brother he can’t get another girl she chooses to have sex with him. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sade1978 (@sade1978) September 6, 2014

Girl and her dog trek to the big city with adorable handicapped sidekicks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Goose (@DrGooseEcon) September 6, 2014

Very old lady is asked about the most expensive sapphire and tells a three-hours-long story about herself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Detry (@SteveDetry) September 6, 2014

A guy and his imaginary friend beat everyone up #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

Guy can afford private speech therapy cuz he’s the damned king of England! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lincoln’s Trombone (@lincolntrombone) September 6, 2014

four high school seniors plan to lose their virginity while one awesome guy spices things up by doing random shit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tuaha Sultan (@TuahaSultan) September 6, 2014

A cop helps Bogart get away with murder. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicholas Slayton nslayton.bluesky.social (@NSlayton) September 6, 2014

So a monkey holds a lion in front of a crowd, and then this lion starts eating bugs and beetles and kills its uncle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sven (@svengrundberg) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sean Bean dies.

— Timothy Cash (@Rotherian2011) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly creepy film developer is creepy

— (@ThisPhillyFan) September 6, 2014

The guy he’s fighting is his da #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— D Mac Lochláinn (@DMcLaughlin87) September 6, 2014

Over-indulged rich kid in Chicago ditches school and menaces his school principal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Frandy (@MichaelAFrandy) September 6, 2014

A kid tries to murder Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern because his parents abandoned him in their mansion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Myles Hewette (@MyleswithaY) September 6, 2014

We have to go deeper #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oliver (@Starkaane) September 6, 2014

Invisible thing makes mess #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly -paranormal activity

— Gareth Allen (@Gar_Allen) September 6, 2014

Guy solves woman’s neuroses with his dick (every romantic comedy ever) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fucker Carlson (@badhatharry) September 6, 2014

Guy wakes up in virtual reality, takes drugs, suddenly discovers he’s the saviour of all mankind? Why do I like this?#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian F. Hood (@IanFHood) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Ghosts whisper to guy, guy builds field so ghosts can play baseball.

— John Jones (@jmjbaseballfan) September 6, 2014

Old man loved fleas so he decides to resurrect dinosaurs using frogs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Guaschino (@Pat_JG) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kid plays pinball, starts a cult, and gets his parents killed.

— Da Morrissey Whiteboi (@BlGTlMESNlPER) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey is interrogated, and has a fake limp. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yves Doucet (Il/He) ️‍️‍️️ (@yvesdoucet) September 6, 2014

Geriatric widower kidnaps Asian boy, ties balloons to home, floats to South America #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (@yothisiswack) September 6, 2014

Blonde lady in white dress causes mayhem by standing on street level subway grate #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brendan Taggart (@BlueturtleADL) September 6, 2014

I could spend all day trying to figure out which movies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly are talking about! So much fun 😀

— Queen of my castle (@QueenofmyC) September 6, 2014

Bunch of kids go to detention #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Quick (@Stevequick) September 6, 2014

The Browns suck with Kevin Costner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SuckMeter (@SuckMeter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Starship Captain convinces alien women to sleep with him, crew often gets in the way

— Dave007 (@dave_dave007) September 6, 2014

a team of douchebags is assembled to fight some bad guys#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tuaha Sultan (@TuahaSultan) September 6, 2014

8 clean cut men in suits have breakfast & explore human dynamics in a warehouse retreat until the cops take notice #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bo Koloski ️ (@jkoloski) September 6, 2014

Sarcastic criminal with rickety spaceship reluctantly helps save the galaxy and gets the girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ellie (@EllieFayeH) September 6, 2014

Hairy avatar gets a love child #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/DzQarRhzOy

— Vish (@VishRatnajothy) September 6, 2014

Jackie Chan gets a new suit and does an impression of James Brown while fighting terrorists. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— aka JDunlap (@joseph_dunlap) September 6, 2014

“@Autographz: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nothing will ever beat this. #WizardOfOz pic.twitter.com/c4lswEnLwu” WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHA

— Million Ants (@_QuentinSmith) September 6, 2014

Rich woman has affair. Boat sinks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— james goss (@bopdiddy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So there’s this disagreement going on, and the only way to solve it is by riding a missile like a Bronco.

— Jason Peters (@TitanSizedJason) September 6, 2014

Water kills aliens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew (LGSC) (@luxurygaysc) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fish gets found.

— Tim Singleton (@carrhill) September 6, 2014

Alien comes to earth, befriends boy, falls ill, recovers, goes home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon (@simon_taxi) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly dog dies at the end

— tweeting live today on earth (@giveitago2) September 6, 2014

@TheBloggess A bored playboy dresses like a flying rodent to explore his sadomasochistic tendencies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly How’s that?

— The Terrible Hook (@TheTerribleHook) September 6, 2014

A quirky single guy fucks a mannequin in ever possible place in a department store. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JuandaVision (@juanmadpelicula) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Top Gun Fiction about an award to compensate for having a small penis.

— Tait Brown (@TaitBrown) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly so hes an old man… but he turns into a fish

— Lauren Ipsum (@rush_less) September 6, 2014

Alfred trains Wolverine and Batman to be magicians. David Bowie and Gollum are there, too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eboni Uto (@Eboni_Uto) September 6, 2014

Immature dork imagines Shoryukening his girlfriend’s ex-boyfriends. And ex-girlfriend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Trevin Thomas (@TrevMDT) September 6, 2014

Teen camp councilors have sex, die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️‍ @ADignorantium@mstdn.social ️‍ (@ADignorantium) September 6, 2014

A children’s movie maker manipulates a writer to make a movie about her book the way he wanted.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AbrahamGtz (@abegtz) September 6, 2014

Madonna thinks she is South American. Sings then dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Brierley (@MarkBrierley1) September 6, 2014

A teenager and his friend make prank calls to their Principal and crash an expensive car #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014