#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Child becomes man, sleeps with woman, becomes a child again. Nobody presses charges. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@studioexec1) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Woman gets stuck in town. Town may be sanctuary for seagulls with anger issues.

— Gwenhwyfar – Expendable (@themockedturtle) September 7, 2014

A boy befriends a stranded alien with a magic finger. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/F8lJ2rZLSf

— Mark Winslow (@WinstonUK) September 7, 2014

:: A man wants to screw his daughter’s hot friend. Gets murdered. Lots of rose petals. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Faren Coday (@LucyLightning) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hot girl in braid leads a rebellion with two guys who fancy her and feed her cheese buns and wild game #drunk

— Justice For Y’all (@JusticeForYall2) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Basically here’s the whole of Kabhie Khushi Kabhie Gham in a nutshell.. pic.twitter.com/RKc6DaX0Uc

— Tejas (@itsstejas) September 6, 2014

Charlton Heston upset by the lack of upkeep of the Statue of Liberty #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RobBiertempfel (@RobBiertempfel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A 10 year old goes to an island for an animal fighting tournament, is turned to stone, but then animals cry on him.

— Kevin Matthews (@SpaceTypist) September 6, 2014

Big Gorilla, recent NYC transplant, seeks SWF #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ElissaSchappell (@ElissaSchappell) September 6, 2014

A bunch of oil riggers are sent to destroy an earth-bound asteroid because astronautin’s easy but hole-diggin’s hard #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) September 6, 2014

Jeff Goldblum’s hasty teleportation experiment causes a sexy journalist to question his sanity. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kim (@kim) September 6, 2014

A dozen blokes make a decision. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) September 6, 2014

Shows how if you take the right pill, you can do aerial jujitsu in plastic jumpsuits & floor-length overcoats. #explainafilmplotbadly

— TresOui (@TresOui) September 6, 2014

BUNNIES DIE SO DON’T WATCH IT #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) September 6, 2014

A rich girl and a poor boy fuck on a large boat, then she lays on a door and watches him slowly die of hypothermia #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Roxi Cox (@Funk_to_Funky) September 6, 2014

LOL! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly “@inkandcleaver: @TheBloggess http://t.co/IhpfBphYI0”

— Jen Chae (@frmheadtotoe) September 6, 2014

A
Giant
Shark!
eats some
of some people
and eats all of others
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dead Pan Nick (@Contwixt) September 6, 2014

Sick kid and grandpa bond over a story about a princess and a pirate. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kit Tara Eret️‍️ (@Kit_T_writes) September 9, 2014

Bruce Willis can’t get hurt. Samuel L Jackson Falls down stairs. Bruce Willis doesn’t get hurt. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Lani (@Lanipator) September 7, 2014

A group of pals try to go river rafting but instead have gay sex with some strangers in the woods and kill them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Vale (@ericvale) September 7, 2014

Milla Jovovich reads encyclopedia, cries when she reaches “War.” Indifferent to “Famine,” “Holocaust.” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Fowler (@TheMattFowler) September 7, 2014

Brad Pitt has trouble pronouncing words like Italian and Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a small guy makes his children even smaller, and the grass is bigger than them which makes them panic.

— Greg McHugh (@gregjmchugh) September 6, 2014

House Of Cards puts Sliding Doors’ head in a box and mails it to Inglorious Basterds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Price (@mikepriceinla) September 6, 2014

Man takes fishing holiday, grows epic beard and falls in love with a football #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Gav (Miracle Of Sound) (@miracleofsound) September 6, 2014

4 guys told not to cross the streams. They cross the streams and it turns out ok. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Steven (@steve_d24) September 6, 2014

Richard Gere tries to turn a ho into a housewife.#explainafilmplotbadly

— superman (@MrSandeepP) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nicolas cage whispers to himself for 2 hours

— Meep (@MeepisMurder) September 6, 2014

A young girl murders a witch. Then she teams up with a Lion, Tin-Man and a Scarecrow to murder again.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— superman (@MrSandeepP) September 6, 2014

Build a field, while risking family’s agricultural livelihood, only for it to become haunted. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jarrod Potter (@JarrodPotter) September 6, 2014

Guy that doesn’t know he’s also another guy convinces some other guys to punch each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dj Abilities (@djabilities) September 6, 2014

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— S̾t̾i̾n̾k̾y̾ ̾G̾o̾b̾l̾i̾n̾ (@rat_sandwich) September 6, 2014

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— Nacho Libre (@Nachoooo_Libre) September 8, 2014

Leo is retarded, Johny takes care of him…#explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/fkpPRtsK8B

— Ilijanco Gagovski (@ilijanco) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly man comes from future to shag his mates mum and become his mates Dad, oh yeah and kill a machine man.

— Gareth Oakes (@Griff_1982) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly michael cera movie where he plays an awkward teenager trying to get the girl

— ember (@MarkLudford) September 7, 2014

Conservative fam girl is a troll bitch to everyone at some point in the movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/dLELLZFkmh

— Imaan Sheikh (@sheikhimaan) September 7, 2014

Man works all the time and doesn’t play, fears he will become dull. Attempts to murder family in hotel #explainafilmplotbadly

— Justin Fulkerson (@JustinFulkerson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an 87 minute long Nike commercial that turned an entire generation of children into furry trash

— adri (@AdriOfTheDead) September 6, 2014

A big bunch of people break out of a POW camp, and most of them die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Douglas Henshall (@djhenshall) September 6, 2014

Huge boat makes friends with frozen water. Billy Zane squints at everyone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mystery Actor (@MysteryActorGuy) September 6, 2014

Man meets multi-ethnic group who tell him his world is made up and he should join them in the much worse real world. #explainafilmplotbadly

— The Penultimus (@ThePenultimus) September 6, 2014

Three New York City professors lose their jobs and start their own business.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Coombe (@CalmTomb) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Jim Riley (@TheJimRiley) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boy befriends imprisoned boy and explores his Nazi death camp, with hilarious consequences!

— Von Mooms ‍️ (@Danny_McMoomins) September 6, 2014

Danny Glover is getting too old for Mel Gibson’s racist shit#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014

Phoebe Cates jumpstarts puberty for many. Also, abortion is quick, easy and no big deal at all, as is statutory rape #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) September 6, 2014

It’s about golf and has a gopher in it #Explainafilmplotbadly

— Amber (@AmberCottrill88) September 6, 2014

Two severely mentally impaired friends go cross country to return a suitcase. One has irritable bowel syndrome. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Radio Free AmeriCast (@rivetingbonmots) September 15, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Farm girl befriends a bunch of misfits and commits murder to get a pair of shoes.

— Wes W (@CaptFacetious) September 7, 2014