#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Darth Vader helps Alec Baldwin track down a missing submarine that’s commanded by James Bond and Dr. Grant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jessie James Grelle (@JJGrelle) September 7, 2014

Girl gets lost and literally falls in love with a giant dog thing. It’s fucking weird. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lux, Indoor Cat ️ MFF (@LuxGalador) September 7, 2014

Guy splooges from his wrists #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— stephanieinabq.bsky.social (@IGotsSmarts) September 7, 2014

Socially awkward girl escapes abusive home, finds refuge in woods with band of pigmies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/akKrRHZp2g

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Not All Nazis

— OK Doomer (@mattcornell) September 6, 2014

George Clooney kills himself in space because Sandra Bullock is such a miserable killjoy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristian Jackson – that_kj_guy@mastodon.online (@that_kj_guy) September 6, 2014

A bunch of creepy toys come to life when your not around. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 6, 2014

Aliens want to take over Earth. Fresh Prince & The Fly are like, “NOPE!” Explosions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— THE pATHrick (@PatEqualsBest) September 6, 2014

Cowboy gets annoyed when a spaceman shows up. They get on in the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stretford Paddock (@StretfordPaddck) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a found footage horror movie about an evil documentary filmmaker’s attempts to take away our second amendment rights

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) September 6, 2014

Man uses Mosquitos to make dinosaurs that eat all his friends #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brooks Dixon (@brooksdMusic) September 10, 2014

Selfish Dad takes all the mashed potatoes.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @CarolynRodham

— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014

Jack Nicholson is dissatisfied with his hotel stay so he starts swinging around an ax#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 7, 2014

Harvard dropout can’t get girls but slings beautiful code while listening to Trent Reznor, becomes multibillionaire. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Semil (@semil) September 6, 2014

A kid who’s skilled at waving around colored flashlights grapples w/ daddy issues & an incestuous crush on his sis.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eiffel…Tower (@eiffeltowerchi) September 6, 2014

Family spends the winter in a grand hotel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bring on the dancing horses (@inthefade) September 6, 2014

Will Smith breaks his leg while jaden smith breaks the news that he can’t act #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay (@JayWalkr) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt keeps getting younger and younger until I fall asleep in the cinema#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Reid Parker (@ReidParker_) September 6, 2014

Megan Fox’s broken hymen saves the world from the next Maroon Five #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) September 6, 2014

Jodie Foster lives in the woods people regret finding her#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Deepika Padukone is a South Indian on a train. Everyone else is racist.

— Sidin (@sidin) September 6, 2014

Iceberg minding its own business gets mowed down in fatal hit-and-run by boatload of tourists on holiday. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Warren Peace (@Jocular_Dissent) September 8, 2014

Superintelligent AIs choose Austrian bodybuilder as model for inconspicuous assassin #explainafilmplotbadly

— Thomas Murray (@Thom_Murray) September 6, 2014

lions talk, murder, fall in love, sing & seek revenge. #explainafilmplotbadly

— megan. (@alextitner) September 6, 2014

Can you guess the film? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/FGU9cyTy7s pic.twitter.com/jiCX6DpMsD

— HT Entertainment (@htshowbiz) September 10, 2014

Sony retains the rights to the Spider-man franchise. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dave (@MediocreDave) September 6, 2014

Traumatized child grows up to be a sociopath who likes to scare people at night in a black rubber suit. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Suibhne (@okmass) September 6, 2014

Caucasian man doesn’t jump….until the end when he does. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/GR5knBLImh

— Craigy (@The_Craigy) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Girl falls dead in sleep. 7 friends, who tunnel for a living , for some reason don’t dig a hole to bury her.

— Terry Jim/Coolidge 2024 (@Terry_Jim) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a huge battle to save a school from a guy with no nose

— lia will be back (@stormsrichards) September 7, 2014

Andy Dwyer befriends a raccoon, a stick, and a sexy frog. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RebeccaWatson@bsky.social why not (@rebeccawatson) September 7, 2014

It’s a sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RobBiertempfel (@RobBiertempfel) September 6, 2014

Sean Beans dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Dante (@dantelechat) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Fight Club: A man has a hard time and beats himself up about it.

— Matt. (@Matt_SW) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lord of the Rings: Man who’s recently come into his inheritance attempts to return some jewellery to the manufacturer

— Jack Blackburn (@HackBlackburn) September 8, 2014

Plot? Who the hell cares about the plot? Just look at Benedict Cumberbatch as Khan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #StarTrekIntoDarkness

— Nina L. Diamond (@ninatypewriter) September 7, 2014

Some people get together to fight a hot guy with an army. Then go eat shawarma. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chrissi (@LokisLoon) September 6, 2014

Man in a rubber suit wit no special powers at all fights another man with no special powers who breathes thru a crab #explainafilmplotbadly

— Eoin Mulhall (@mulhall__) September 7, 2014

An older man marries the young nun who babysits for his kids. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheSoundOfMusic

— Nina L. Diamond (@ninatypewriter) September 7, 2014

True love is defeated by Nazis; Ingrid Bergman settles for bureaucrat. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Megan Castellan (@revlucymeg) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It was bullshit, he did not hit her.

— That Freaking Cat @ BLFC (@thatfreakingcat) September 6, 2014

chill out jean grey #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— poltergeist (@xforcing) September 6, 2014

Man kidnaps baby at sister’s request, puts on greatest musical puppet show ever. Rejected, he turns into an owl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cat Taylor (@CatonSet) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly

Woman flies in with brolly. Obnoxious kids. Dad fired. Dad re-hired. Woman flies away with brolly.

— Richard (@llihir) September 6, 2014

A cop gets demoted to a small town and watches Bad Boys II. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Josh (@ninetwentyfour_) September 6, 2014

Aliens are being silly. Will Smith tells them to stop. America. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 666theheartless666 (@666theheartless) September 6, 2014

Steve Buscemi dies after someone pees on Jeff Bridges’ rug. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Carlo Gonzales-Moss (@CarloMoss) September 8, 2014

An animal lover has very strong beliefs about good skin care.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/lkeOn6VSVj

— DF (@Dean_Machine_) September 8, 2014

Man discovers he likes leather coats, learns to bend spoons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kids return again to a magical world, through a painting with their cousin, sail on a dragon ship, go home.

— Narnia Fans (@NarniaFans) September 7, 2014