#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Lass kills first person she meets, then steals her slippers. Then Teams up with 3 strangers intent to kill again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James (@GammonBaron) September 6, 2014

David Bowie wears nightmare-inducing-tight latex but is still fabulous as hell anyway. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ANTISOCIAL. (@LYLEANDBEET) September 6, 2014

Stereotypes about Asian and Black people set against the standard buddy cop movie plot. Somehow 2 sequels are made. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Kidman (@alexkidman) September 6, 2014

Man is given drugs that make him think he’s spent his whole life in a bathtub. He learns to dodge really slow bullets #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Taylor (@IdeallyRandom) September 6, 2014

Stoners make a load of self referential jokes to previous movies and steal a monkey. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Kidman (@alexkidman) September 6, 2014

Epic struggle to return jewellery with a major design flaw #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon (@PerturbSecular) September 6, 2014

3 dudes fly to moon, have engine troubles so come straight home. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ian Marfell (@BigMarfman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Old man loses his mind after his wife dies and kidnaps a young boy in his floating house

— benjamin j. h. (@pyshagoras) September 6, 2014

Big boat crashes into some big ice loads of people die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Thomas (@chris_thomas8) September 6, 2014

A man with learning difficulties sits at a bus station telling strangers ridiculous stories whilst eating chocolate #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oli Kilroe (@OLILFC11) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooo~wn

— Trixie the Golden Witch ️‍️ (@goldenwitchfire) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly suburban american teens turn out to be, like, totally fucked up, and a white person gets shot but it’s meaningful

— dr baby annette is a baby after all (@vicroskams) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly You’re the one. Or one of The One’s. Or maybe just exceptional. Not at acting.

— Jon D Barker ️‍ (@JonDBarker) September 6, 2014

Bloke gets buggered in jail then plays some classical music and escapes using a spoon #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dave Brennan (@DaveBrennan) September 6, 2014

Boy befriends girl & alien yellow camaro robot to save world & get dusty. Josh Duhamel looks hot.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MsMcGee (@EDnursepenghana) September 6, 2014

Rich man says something then dies. Camera-shy reporter tries to find out why. Fails. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Quentin Cooper (@Qwerty) September 6, 2014

Smug, manipulative little shit skips school, drags best friend and girlfriend down with him. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/45ozPF40s5

— Paula Shack (@Pollypoptart) September 6, 2014

Dog shits on a beach. The dog dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Don Coyote (@DanWrightOn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a Japanese serial killer cums a Lot on a plant

— reply guy (@bemesda) September 6, 2014

Kinda like Archer but less funny and not a cartoon. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #007

— Pearson In The Wind (@LukeLPearson) September 6, 2014

Hooker latches on to rich guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— science believing athiest (@MrDanHerrera) September 6, 2014

Everyone said it was satire on Hollywood but every talked over each other and it wasn’t even the right Tony Robbins #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Brown (@MarkOneinFour) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly these futuristic people and robots and creatures fight in space with laser sticks

— sophie (@sxphieburr) September 6, 2014

Old guy reads a book about how a couple met to lady with dementia. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sandra Reynolds ️️️ (@120dollarsfood) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boy Releases Willy

— Neil Halton (@NeilHalton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly family leave kid at home for Christmas. They come home and he’s still there.

— euz (@eurossmith) September 6, 2014

A son hangs out with his dad and saves his parent’s marriage. Oh and he travels back in time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vincent Masciale (@vincentmasciale) September 6, 2014

There’s a shark. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Daly ️‍️️‍ (@jimdalycomedy) September 6, 2014

a skinny guy becomes really hot and then goes to war and his best friend dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— chlo (@waystarroychlo) September 6, 2014

A school nerd helps his moustached Latino BF become Student President with a mesmerising dance routine to Jamiroquai #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @ (@TheEndofThePage) September 6, 2014

Tattooist takes advantage of Guy Pearce’s amnesia #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bread Zeppellin (@breadzeppellin) September 6, 2014

A cool skater is bit by a spider and sets out to find the truth behind his parent’s disappearance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— rob-e (@iamthatroby) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A clown fish goes missing

— Tish (@Tiishang) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A slab teaches monkeys to fight with bones, they build a spaceship with a bad CPU, a baby is born on Jupiter.

— gabriel (@gmelero) September 6, 2014

Maybe @mrpolonog could try to #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly in the meantime?

— Mason Hawker (@HawkerMason) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A basketball gets marooned. Then gets bored of Tom Hanks and floats off

— Mike (@Brother_Munson) September 6, 2014

Cool kid ditches girl for being frigid. The only way she can win him back is to dress like a slut & sing about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hallion Battalion (@thatweecafe) September 6, 2014

Cowboy bums another cowboy to within an inch of his life #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Derbyshire… (@MattDerbyshire) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4 cunts in Vegas on the ale

— Dayo (@DamianConnor) September 6, 2014

Instead of using his wealth and political power to effect real societal change, a billionaire kills petty criminals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jess Devonport (@jess_devonport) September 6, 2014

Monkeys & Spaceships #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

(actual summary by my then 6 yr old brother of plot of 2001)

— Quentin Cooper (@Qwerty) September 6, 2014

A pair of birded up cowboys go camping. One thing leads to another. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stanandthat (@stanandthat) September 6, 2014

Pacino has coffee with DeNiro #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Koschier (@LXK_THE_GREAT) September 6, 2014

There’s a power cut on an island of female dinosaurs. Some decide to have a sex change and things get really wild. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Bradshaw (@davebradshaw) September 6, 2014

Everyone claims to be the same Roman bloke #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Manda (@Mangowe) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Demonically possessed VW takes family on terrifying ordeal. Again.

— David Teague (@Teagy63) September 6, 2014

A poor kid wins free tickets to his death but not before a good shag and some painting #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/2l0fiz22GI

— A L E X (@half1volley) September 6, 2014

A depressed person became a doctor and a clown at the same time and oh her gf died. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@arlinabanana) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly six short films about slavery. I dunno was too busy eating popcorn

— Jeb (@JebBlackwater) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly young Luke saves the galaxy from his arl fella and his wrinkly old bastard mate

— Mick Keggers slab head (@charlatanefc) September 6, 2014