#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

HE DIES IN THE END. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— notgavin (@notgavin) September 6, 2014

A boy gets away with irresponsibly driving a Ferrari because he has called in sick to school #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Isabel Dixon (@isabel_dixon) September 6, 2014

Guy takes a red pill and a messianic kung-fu fantasy happens. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) September 6, 2014

Uwe Boll thought it looked good on paper. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ExplainEveryUweBollFilmAccurately

— Last Minute Continue (@lastmincontinue) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Killer robot from the future plays the father figure role to an adolescent delinquent.

— Brick Foley (@LobRucci) September 6, 2014

A group of fellas find another fella.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Hearty (@MikeHearty) September 6, 2014

Guy lives his entire life in a TV show and doesn’t notice.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FrasSmith @frassmith@octodon.social (@FrasSmith) September 6, 2014

A bunch of aliems turn up, prompting people to be shittier than usual to each other. Aliens then die of a cold. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Untitled Pootle Name (@EmpJNorton) September 6, 2014

Slaughtered police officer brought back to life by robot corporation and doesn’t say thank you #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Horton (@NotJoeHorton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman loses weight, gets loved. Yes, still.

— linhelen (@SednaLin) September 6, 2014

Weird animal fluffy thing is allergic to food, water and light. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ant Dan (@Ant_Dan) September 6, 2014

About some case that you never actually find out about #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/ZlqIsUmbq8

— Adam (@doddy_xcx) September 6, 2014

People go to an island with dinosaurs. Things go wrong. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Niall McGuinness (@milkslice) September 6, 2014

There is a circle of trust and only a toilet trained pussy is inside it#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spazdiv Cuntfeatures (@spazdiv) September 6, 2014

Indian hooligans miscast in a period movie, heckle planes as they touch down and stake out a radio station. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nitin Sundar️️ (@knittins) September 6, 2014

An FBI agent hurts his knee, so his arch-nemesis goes surfing without him but doesn’t come back #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justaan (@aujdo) September 6, 2014

Charlotte Heston takes literally ages to win the “Where the Hell Did they Hide the Statue of Liberty?” game. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Kevin Fong (@Kevin_Fong) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Scar
Chosen one
No nose
Snakes
Magic
Everyone u love dies

— bones inside of u (@tallgirl420) September 6, 2014

5 teenagers get detention, stay in after school then eventually go home. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tom The Pom (@tommygreenard) September 6, 2014

A chocolatier slavemaster tests and punishes contestant winners in order to find a successor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— skoo (@skoopac) September 6, 2014

A bloke bangs on for ages. Turns out it’s all about a sledge. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dom Harrison (@MrDomHarrison) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly young boy paints fence, waxes something, takes wax off & catches a fly with chopsticks.

Then wins karate tournament

— Carl Marrison (@ctidcarl) September 6, 2014

College professor spends summer break getting chased by boulders and melting Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— e l s o n (@elsongs) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl meets boy. Boy doesn’t smoke. Boy dies.

— Isabela (@Rogue_Isabela) September 6, 2014

A dragon rapes a donkey but a princess falls in love in the end #explainafilmplotbadly

— Marla (@stfumarla) September 6, 2014

A FBI agent has nightmares about lambs. She talks to a convicted cannibal about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Botany (@sid_kane) September 6, 2014

a man is in a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Khaleesi (@childishxbreezy) September 6, 2014

Giant turtles fight crime & hide their identities with masks. Even though theyre the only giant turtles in the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Billy ️ (@b1llykinsella) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A grandfather with a speech impediment does favours for people in the family.

— Blainzy (@John_B58) September 6, 2014

Please retweet : Story of Aaron, chasing a startup dream in epic style https://t.co/0OvOZzN9Sc … #google #Apple #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Haja (@hajamaideen) September 6, 2014

Richard Attenborough pays scientists to mess about with nature, and it all kicks off #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gary Slaymaker (@TheSlay) September 6, 2014

4 young Liverpudlians have adventures in a brightly-coloured cartoon submersible #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Tyler (@DavidTylerPozz) September 6, 2014

Some geeza is Santa Claus. No one believes him. He’s still Santa Claus. No miracle there.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vinny Mainolfi | FREEZE64.com | Commodore 64 (@FREEZE64UK) September 6, 2014

Rick Moranis has a weird gadget that makes ants giant. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cyn️‍️n at cynon.bsky.social (@Cynon44) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hardened Football hooligans befriend american journalist who must save his sister in a race against time

— .CR:. (@Crocky_Red) September 6, 2014

Random chav gets a ticket for a trip on a boat. Ends up dying in cold water. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Le French Gandalf (@off_twi5) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly naked man takes extreme holiday to world war one, Brad Pitt ‘s house and Land of Wigs.

— ‘Eerie’ Dan McDaid (@danmcdaid) September 6, 2014

Father goes backpacking around Europe and finds his daughter on a yacht. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Dom (@DMCSTK) September 6, 2014

Happy, singing, ginger orphan girl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 尺卂几 (@RyanB__81) September 6, 2014

It’s about a man who can’t say Raymond properly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Smita Jamdar @smitajamdar@mastodon.online (@smitajamdar) September 6, 2014

A drug pusher asks a naive office worker to choose between two bad drugs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Breaking Bread Crumbs (@ERN_Malleyscrub) September 6, 2014

ZUUL MOTHERFUCKER ZUUL! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cyn️‍️n at cynon.bsky.social (@Cynon44) September 6, 2014

It starts in a futuristic city but then this man and woman go outside, and the woman keeps losing all her clothes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Yeoman (@flipyou_co_uk) September 6, 2014

A guy in make-up tries to drive a guy in costume crazy by driving a third guy crazy by burning him, like, half. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The one who was I (@VanBradf0rd) September 6, 2014

Paul Mercurio helps Tara Morice dance (Tara Morice helps Paul Mercurio act) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tanya Ha (@Ha_Tanya) September 6, 2014

Some students have a camera and go and prat around in the woods for a few days, then claim a witch took the tape #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cosmic Bos (@CosmicBos) September 6, 2014

A passenger is displeased to learn that his flight is also transporting snakes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Gatling (@joegatling) September 6, 2014

A fish is really good at hide and seek. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Luke ‘Morning’ Brown (@gr4sshopp3r) September 6, 2014

.@ericdiesel .@JasonIsbell No door bell, no postman, no ring …. just Jessica Lange. Monk out #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Monk (@Monk1277) September 6, 2014

@ThatErikBarnes #explainafilmplotbadly Four gangster subplots shuffled randomly in a sea of F-bombs.

— I CameI SawI Got Over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) September 6, 2014