#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Retarded boy learns to run, eats a box of chocolates then grows a beard whilst running cross country #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marcus Powell (@MarcusPowell87) September 6, 2014

A rich businessman pays a prostitute to pretend to be his girlfriend and teaches her how to eat snails #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Daniel (@andrewrdaniel) September 6, 2014

Young girl duped into believing in Santa Claus by old man in red suit and the US law courts #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Horton (@NotJoeHorton) September 6, 2014

Spider died, pig cried, horse fell over #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tufnell Park Cycles (@TPC2S) September 6, 2014

“@_AdamDP: Girl goes missing in France, angry dad has to find her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”#Taken

— 尺卂几 (@RyanB__81) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lady astronaut goes from walking in space to standing on a beach.

— gabriel (@gmelero) September 6, 2014

A boy and his friends don’t go to school one day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brett Star-Twinkle (@BStartwinkle) September 6, 2014

Dawson doesn’t want to play football anymore. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Americo Alvarenga (@americo76) September 6, 2014

A star ensemble of children’s toys sit on the shelf and watch Andy masturbate. #ToyStory4 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Coops (@under11parsecs) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly everybody except the one person dies

— halsey af (@twinewlipsedawn) September 6, 2014

Boy with slanty hair and his presumed mentally ill mother guilt trip a robot into melting himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Your Madgesty (@MadgeHooks) September 6, 2014

Man drives cab. Buys guns. Has a haircut. Shoots people. Becomes hero.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Graham Kingsbury (@grayjam68) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Luke runs away from home and eventually puts one up the Death Star’s chute.

— Jackson Spencer Bell (@JacksonSpence13) September 6, 2014

I can’t tell you the plot, as it breaks the first rule. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard White (@MrChard) September 6, 2014

A guy named Mike doesn’t do any magic tricks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 6, 2014

Jokes in space! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joss Murdoch (@JossMurdoch) September 6, 2014

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— issue now global (@inowgb) September 6, 2014

Alien invasion thwarted by gangly geek, his taxi driving dad and the Fresh Prince of Belair… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Anna (@TGAnnaWade) September 6, 2014

Cab driver becomes disgusted with society, grows mohawk & goes on killing spree. After recovery, gets old job back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— hemmin düül ii (@stitzch) September 6, 2014

There’s a horse. In a war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Matthewman (@scottm) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bloke has a go at boxing, nearly loses, but comes back to win.

Repeat 5 times

— Carl Marrison (@ctidcarl) September 6, 2014

Group of kids have a chat whilst in detention #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— em (@emkxt) September 6, 2014

Scrawny India man in loin cloth get his way by fasting. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ankit Singh (@Yoiii) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the eleven men from the first film’s older relatives break into a nazi vault to rescue art

— Adrian Michael Rees (@PlanetOfTheApex) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man with NOFX hair helps director work out pre-Twin Peaks filming kinks

— veins crazy (@Ketherbound) September 6, 2014

Man has surplus of mashed potato and sets bad example for kids by playing with it at the dinner table. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— IronLion in NZ (@scott161) September 6, 2014

Mother is violently murdered, Son is kidnapped. Father will stop at nothing to find his son #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/DBv5jysESN

— Talking Hawking (@talkinghawking) September 6, 2014

Boy falls in with wrong crowd. Has great time. Gets caught. Dobs mates in. Moves to Arizona.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Graham Kingsbury (@grayjam68) September 6, 2014

Student exploits theft of intellectual property of tech company by molesting an experimental spider. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Weatherall (@AndyDW_) September 6, 2014

Some kids get an Extra-Terrestrial drunk #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Johnny Roque (@johnnyroque) September 6, 2014

Man on spaceship has a scrap with his dad, but he doesn’t know it’s his dad until later on.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mycombs (@mikeholmes147) September 6, 2014

Jack & Rose plan a rather elaborate ice-bucket challenge way back in 1912. Jack successfully completes it. Rose fails #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sameer (@supersam5) September 6, 2014

Stuff happens, someone dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— oliyoung@aus.social (@oliyoung) September 6, 2014

Michael Corleone refuses to reveal family business model to wife.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Intolerant Left Upside Yo Head (@WeedyMcSmokey) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey buys drugs off a nazi’s son #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris PG/ (@_Papaglitch_) September 6, 2014

A guy opens up a dinosaur amusement park with atrocious park safety issues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Americo Alvarenga (@americo76) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Boy saves killer whale

— Robert Alderson (@D2TrocksGH) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly David Bowie in spandex

— Sofia (@scrubsblues) September 6, 2014

Pro NASCAR driver Tom Cruise wrecks people in rental cars and in the Daytona 500. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cyn️‍️n at cynon.bsky.social (@Cynon44) September 6, 2014

Dog dies at the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liam Mcmillen (@LiamMcmillen) September 6, 2014

South Korean man escapes prison and negotiates an array of deadly attacks to make love to his daughter. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tanaka ‘Tack’ Ncube (@bossTANAKA274) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy enters his dads computer to find his long lost dad and returns with a personification of a thought nobody had yet

— Adrian Michael Rees (@PlanetOfTheApex) September 6, 2014

A virgin, who can’t drive, falls in love with her brother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jordan (@Jordanaan) September 6, 2014

Burt Reynolds goes for a drive in a trans am and talks on a cb for an hour and a half. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dick Midnyte (@dickmidnyte) September 6, 2014

Rich business man takes up with a prostitute. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve (@SJBerrington) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man has a dream about Juno in another dream when he’s already asleep and everyone thinks it’s mad clever

— Amy Gledhill (insta: thatamygledhill) (@ThatGledhill) September 6, 2014

Kid sees dead people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jin Budelmann (@jinthagerman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man lives with bears. Gets eaten.

— linhelen (@SednaLin) September 6, 2014

Guy finds out he’s dead after talking to some psychic kid #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— kris (@krishutchison) September 6, 2014

A Boy Scout and a young girl ignite a wild goose chase on a New England island because they like each other #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— T-Rance (@t_rance_bok) September 6, 2014